United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 9

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Semifinale! Last round, we started with 8 states, one came back, and four were eliminated. This leads us to the final five.

Last round, many players battled, and there was a question to avoid penalties this round. The only correct answer I got was from an eliminated player, so no one gets to avoid penalties this round.

The answer to the question was Kentucky.

Episode 9 will be the semifinal and it will come out tomorrow. Episode 10, the final, will come anytime next week when I have time, because I want to make images of some highlight battles to show before announcing the winner.

Here are our remaining living states

Maryland (Ptcairn)

Tennessee (Capybarra)

Texas (Wizzandy)

West Virginia (Pontiac)

Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Without further ado, let the semifinal begin!

I will go until two states remain

1. Alaska (Anonymousbear25) vs West Virginia (Pontiac)

Alaska is ready to finish its conquest of the Pacific Coast. However, the Hawaiian Islands and California are under West Virginian control, so they have to deal with them. They send their polar bears, who this time have also come with sled dogs, and they invade California. However they don't realize that thousands of West Virginian mountain men are hiding in the Sierras, and then they are completely overwhelmed, as West Virginia conquers Alaska.

West Virginia Wins!

2. Texas (Wizzandy) vs Maryland (Ptcairn)

Texas needs to rebound after losing its entire east part to Tennessee, so they go after Maryland, intending to unite Nevada and control the Rockies. Terrible mistake. A thundercloud appears over the Texan Empire, but instead of raining down water, giant crabs and Old Bay rains down instead, choking all of the desert cowboys. Texas takes a surrender deal and the terms certainly aren't in their favor.

Maryland Wins!

3. West Virginia (Pontiac) vs Maryland (Ptcairn)

West Virginia needs to expand again, so they invade the great Maryland Empire, and that goes about as you would have expected when you are outnumbered that hard, and Old Bay chokes out all of the empire, and to surrender, West Virginia sadly has to cede its pacific territory.

Maryland Wins!

4. Tennessee (Capybarra) vs Maryland (Ptcairn)
Capybarra also decides to invade Maryland, and sadly apparently capybaras are allergic to Old Bay and crabs, because they go out in hives and decide to call in sick the day of the invasion, so Capybarra agrees with Ptcairn that they will give a significant chunk of land in exchange for no full conquest.

Maryland Wins!

5. Texas (Wizzandy) vs Maryland (Ptcairn)

Texas decides that they need to make one final offensive before falling, so they invade Maryland with all of their might, which goes absolutely spectacular. When I say spectacular, I mean that their revolvers all got jammed, their horses broke their legs after tripping on a cactus, and their cowboy hats ripped. No wonder Austin fell in just 67 minutes!

Maryland Wins!

6. Maryland (Ptcairn) vs Tennessee (Capybarra)

Maryland decides to bring this show to the finals when they break their treaty promise and invade Tennessee. Barbecue is flung, country is sung, Jack D is drunk, but Tennessee cannot resist, and Nashville soon falls.

Maryland Wins!

So we are done. The final episode is coming out this week. In your group, if you want to influence the winner, say who you want to win, West Virginia (Pontiac) or Maryland (Ptcairn) VERY IMPORTANT

Goodbye
Also wait wait hold on a sec

Canadian Provinces Battle Royale will be shorter and it has limited spots  (13 to be exact), and signups will start after the USBR is finished. It will be a double episode mini-series.