WC26 Episode IV + JetPunk SCP Guide Episode 2 + My Maps Episode 7

Yallalloollaa, Hello, Privyet, Hola, Bonjour, and Halo and welcome to episode 2! We have quite a map and it is ready for conflict! But Wait, we have some other things to take care of in this triple blog!

My Maps First!

We have some maps of Earth, America, and some others too for you today!

This is a political map of the USA from the 2024 election, but it is divided by counties instead of states.

This map shows if the state's population density is above or below the national average.

This map is a ranking of GDP Per Capita. Some countries were unranked so I put them in their equivalent categories.

This is a proof that a map can be colored with 4 different colors that no color touches itself.

From Here to There is a YouTube channel that ranks US States and some countries on various things. Here are many of those.

And that is it for My Maps! Moving On

SCP-3060 is a Keter-class medical device resembling a CPAP Machine. 

When someone uses SCP-3060 during their sleep, upon entering their second REM cycle, the anomalous effects become clear. An instance of SCP-3060-A will appear by their bed. SCP-3060-A appears initially as a featureless silhouette, but quickly takes on a form that is unique to each person. These forms include:

A figure roughly the size of a human infant composed entirely of fused teeth.A humanoid superficially resembling an elderly woman dressed in dark clothes, lacking a mouth or eyes. The instance's arms are both severely injured, with compound fractures visible.A partially disintegrated humanoid composed of ash, dressed in red lingerie.A naked humanoid, covered in tire tracks and showing signs of severe crush injuries.A humanoid whose torso consisted of a large mouth.A clown.

This figure will watch over the person as they sleep, and when they wake up, it disappears. From this point on, any time the person sleeps, SCP-3060-A will be there. If someone comes within 100 metres of a sleeping person infected by SCP-3060, they will collapse and a second SCP-3060-A will manifest by the first and move towards the person, ignoring any walls. It then reaches a hand through the person's head, and then disappears and both the first and second person wake up. The person who SCP-3060-A reached its hand through is now also infected. SCP-3060 infection has severe complications. After approximately three days, infected people will have fatigue, impaired performance, mood changes, and memory loss. Within a month, they have hallucinations, and blindness and hair loss come after two in extreme cases. If no person comes within an infected person's radius for seven nights or the person expires, an SCP-3060-A instance will manifest and go to the nearest sleeping human. It then watches over them until they reach their second REM cycle, where they become infected. It demanifests if it does not find a sleeping human within 3 hours, or the person it is watching over wakes up before reaching their second REM cycle. There are thirty unaccounted SCP-3060 instances, which makes this anomaly Keter class.

So time for WC26

Ptcairn has selected to drown Afghanistan.

In addition, on Discord, SonyVondern has selected to drown all of Western Europe. France is spared by me due to being the main country of Bearish Bread. Since this is unfair to Anonymousbear25, she is colonizing one country from each empire. Chosen by TheOfficialWheel. These will be

New West Virginian Empire - Greenland

Cissigea - Minnesota

GROCASUS - Florida

Greater Fijian Empire - Uruguay

Greater African Empire - Lesotho

Veggie Caliphate - Senegal

Greater Balkan Empire - Somalia

JetPunker180 - Oman

India - Bangladesh

Pacific Pact - South Korea

Bias Land - Singapore

Bagration Confederation - Georgia

Kingdom of the Baltic Sea - Estonia

In addition, Anonymousbear25 is immune from attacks this round.

Battle 1: India (NEGeo) vs JetPunker180

India decides that they need to rule the entire subcontinent. So for the 67th or so time, they invade Pakistan. Except this time, it works. And because this is JetPunker180's capital, the whole empire capitulates.

India Wins!

Battle 2: Greater African Empire (jbro) vs Veggie Caliphate (ItzIngenious)

Jbro is mad that he lost Gabon. So he sends lions. He sends elephants. He sends giraffes. All of the animals march on the Veggie Caliphate, and are met with, well veggies of course. Who will win?

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Well this time apparently African animals are stronger. Cameroon falls.

Greater African Empire Wins!

Battle 3: Kingdom of the Baltic Sea (Ptcairn) vs Bagration Confederation (zarodinu)

Zarodinu needs to create an amazing empire and Ptcairn's dominance of Northeastern Europe is stopping that. Bears sipping vodka invade Poland like it's 1939 in a crazy fight of Vikings vs Bears. But the bears win and Poland returns to the Bagration Confederation.

Bagration Confederation Wins!

Battle 4: Greater African Empire (jbro) vs Veggie Caliphate (ItzIngenious)

Jbro doesn't like his map seeing that Itz still controls Gabon. So, while the veggies are eating fruit, his army invades. And win since veggies are not animals and don't have backbones.

Greater African Empire Wins!

Battle 5: New West Virginian Empire (Pontiac) vs Cissigea (IridiumPingo)

Pontiac sends his mountain men to capture land from Cissigea. And Cissigea is scared. They don't want to lose Portland or Chicago or Salt Lake City, so they just hand over their oil in North Dakota.

New West Virginian Empire Wins!

So that was it!

Question to answer: What is the capital of the country found west of Sudan?

Allalloollay, Sampai Jumpa, Goodbye, Au Revoir, Adios, and Do Svidaniya