World Conflict 26: Episode I

Yallalloollaa, Hello, Privyet, Hola, Bonjour, and Halo and welcome to episode 1! We have quite a map and it is ready for conflict!

except Pontiac, whose New West Virginian Empire is angry at the territory of Virginia, and puts it up for auction at 1,793,716 dollars. Nobody wants it, except Anonymousbear25, who wants to expand her empire. She takes the deal and Virginia becomes territory of Bearish Bread. Then, everyone had some mutual agreement and agreed that Belgium should not exist. So every world leader came to Belgium w/ chainsaws and sawed all of Belgium, then rafted it to the Atlantic and nuked the hell out of it. Luxembourg at last has a coast. The Belgian Bay is renamed the Luxembourg Bay due to desire to erase the name Belgium forever.

Battle 1:

GROCASUS (Wizzandy) vs Greater Fijian Empire (Capybarra)

Wizzandy wants to fight today. He looks at Capybarra to the south and notices he is busy in Fiji just hanging out, so he decides to strike Venezuela. He gets ships from gulf cities such as Houston, New Orleans, and Tampa, and they sail the Caribbean for many miles. Helicopters traveling in miles leave from Miami and Nashville screaming WTF IS A KILOMETER? As the copters land in Caracas in the dead of night, the country quickly falls to WIzzandy's forces.

GROCASUS Wins!

Battle 2:

Cissigea (IridiumPingo) vs GROCASUS (Wizzandy)

IridiumPingo has a major problem. His nation is very unique among the world. It is LANDLOCKED. And he doesn't like it. So, he launches an assault into Wizzandy's territory. He makes it all the way to Albuquerque when Wizzandy returns from Caracas. He sends his forces there, and with plenty of guns firing red white and blue bullets, they take back New Mexico. They continue further north, and the Treaty of Cheyenne is signed, handing Colorado over to Grocasus.

GROCASUS Wins!

Battle 3:

Bias Land (froggodoggo) vs India (NEGeo)

froggodoggo wants to expand here empire, and she looks at the Himalayas, and more specifically, Mt. Everest. She wants to control all of it, not just the Tibet side. So, her forces of frog dog hybrids launch an assault. But then, they get a call. 'hello my name is baljeet and your computer has virus." They are so stunned that they call off the attack. But NEGeo's soldiers make it to Yangon, and the Treaty of Mandalay gives all of Myanmar to NEGeo.

India Wins!

Battle 4:

Cissigea (IridiumPingo) vs GROCASUS (Wizzandy)

Pingo decides that it is ok to invade GROCASUS again. They probably have other priorities. But Wizzandy is ready. When Cissigean soldiers invade Arizona, they are there. They fire WTF IS A KILOMETER brand bullets at the invaders, causing them to explode into fireworks. The Treaty of Cedar City gives all of Nevada to GROCASUS.

GROCASUS Wins!

And that is all!
Next time there will be 6 battles.

Anyway if you fought answer this question in private groups

What are the only two doubly landlocked countries?

Anyway Goodbye, Adios, Au Revoir, Do Svidanya, and Sampai Jumpa