FlabberBapper's Blog

So uh, I made a Google Doc years ago of some small towns in the U.S. I wouldn't mind living in or near, and here I am deciding to showcase a handful of some of my favorites I've come across that you probably haven't heard of.

This a short story I wrote for one of my classes a few months ago, figured might as well share it here too instead of just letting it dwell in a Google Doc.

Content Warning: Death and light gore, nothing too graphic. It's a dark comedy story, or at least attempting to be.

Dude, this took way longer than it should've to make, you would not believe the power of my procrastination.