The 7 Stages of the JetPunker
First published: Sunday February 2nd, 2025
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Overview
What goes through the mind of a new JetPunker? Watch to find out!
Stage 1: Creation
Oh, so you can create your own quizzes too? Great! I have a great idea!
*Proceeds to create quiz for 30 minutes maximum*
Oh what a great quiz that is! I am sure people will love it!
*5 takes*
*Plays it once in a while to boost takes*
Wait a second! Why don't I get points??
*Goes to Message Board*
*He is the 13th guy this week to ask how to make his quizzes get points*
JetPunkers' Response: "You have to make good quizzes!"
Stage 2: Mass Creation
I need to make good quizzes... Maybe just maybe... If I make a lot of quizzes I will succeed!
*Proceeds to reach the limit for quizzes that day and has a stockpile of another 20*
I am sure that will do! I will start becoming popular and before you know it... Whoosh!
*Reaches 200 quizzes history first month*
Stage 3: Boredom
Oh man... I have made 350 quizzes in such a short time. My takes may be going well at 5k, but I am just... running out of ideas...
*Lowers the quantity of quizzes*
Stage 4: Meeting People
Dude the message board is so funny! I have met and learnt stuff from good quizmakers and also made friends! I love it! Especially this LuckyCat and KiloNova fighting over a quiz is very funny! 🤣
*Proceeds to reach the message board limit with stupid questions one day*
*Gets accused for that and stops doing it that much*
*Joins groups of JP with his newfound friends*
*Joins competitions*
*Checks notifications and groups a lot*
Stage 5: Translating
Hmmm what this thing? AN AUTO TRANSLATOR??
THIS MEANS I CAN TRANSLATE MY QUIZZES AND GET THEM TO A BRAND NEW MARKET! YAY!
*Proceeds to reach 600 quizzes and reach the limit of quiz lots of times*
*Gets called out in languages he doesn't know and uses translator to respond*
*He learns how to say "thank you" to kind comments in every language*
*Runs out of quizzes to translate*
Stage 6: First Feature
Wait what! My Spanish quiz on footballers' careers has the star! Yayyyyy, I AM THE BEST QUIZMAKER THAT'S EVER LIVED, WATCH ME OVERTAKE YOU ALL MWAHAHAHA
*Their overall takes are boosted*
*Their morale is boosted*
*They continue the series in hope of getting featured again*
Stage 7: Mother Tongue
I am a good quizmaker, but my mother language isn't featured...
*Proceeds to ask many times if their language will ever be featured - it won't*
Well if it doesn't get featured, I have to work to at least improve it!
*Translates many quizzes to Greek their language and meets some fellow compatriots who want to do the same*
Epilogue
My weirdest and shortest blog yet, but that's how the average dedicated JetPunker's backstory is like. Mine was pretty much that as well.
Hope you liked it! Αντίο!
This def isn't your shortest blog tho.
Nice to see my name there too :)
I just said that the feature was in Spanish as a joke and for the matter of fact that in Spanish are my first and only features.
Also, as long as the idea is yours and it's not just a translation of a featured quiz, it is very respectable regardless of language!
Now getting featured... Not for everyone
Edit: Nvm, I found it...