Survivor: Clash of the Characters 1.2 and 1.3

If you haven't watched Episode 1.1, I highly recommend you do so before continuing (or else nothing will make sense.)

This series is basically a Survivor fanfiction with 18 fictional characters. Here they are:

Here are the contestants:

Kalabaw:

Captain America

Hermione Granger

Jasmine (Aladdin)

Maui (Moana)

Ladybug (Miraculous)

Garfield

Tandang:

Luigi

Elastigirl (The Incredibles)

Asha (Wish)

Puss in Boots

Ken (Barbie, 2023)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Matsing:

Wonder Woman

Elsa (Frozen)

Johnny Lawrence (Cobra Kai)

Mr. Wolf (The Bad Guys)

Regina George (Mean Girls, 2024)

Greg Heffley

Each episode will be split into three parts:

1. Pre-challenge Tribe Dynamics

2. Challenge

3. Vote Discussion and Tribal Council

Today will feature the second and third parts of the first episode. (1.2 and 1.3).

Without further ado, let's get started! Enjoy!

Day 3

(On a new island. The shot is fixated on a marked rectangular area on the beach. There are also 3 sets of 6 pillars next to the rectangular area)

Adam: Come on in, guys!

(The 18 contestants, sorted in their respective teams, walk in with mixed expressions, from Luigi’s nervousness, to Maui’s confidence, to Elsa’s calm nature, to Pomni questioning the meaning of her existence)

Adam: Alright, guys. Welcome to your first immunity challenge! Designed by Beatrice herself!

Beatrice: (blushing) Aw, thanks. I’m so excited for you guys to experience it! Here’s how it works: On Adam’s go, EVERYONE will dig in the “battle” area, marked with tape, looking for sand bags. Once you find a sand bag, return it to the pillar marked with your name (gestures to said pillars). You may wrestle each other and try to steal the sand bags until a person leaves the battle area, at which point you can no longer tackle them.

This challenge will be scored like a cross-country race. The first individual to finish gets 1 point for their team, 2^nd place gets 2 points, and so on. Only the top 5 out of 6 team members will count towards the final score (but everyone will participate). A lower score is better, so the team with the highest score will have a date with Charles at Tribal Council! And believe me, you do not want to date that guy. I prefer my baby Adam.

Oh, and one more thing: We are aware that some of you have supernatural powers. However, to keep the game fair, these powers are still banned from the game. Put it this way: if it’s stronger than Boston Rob, it’s too strong!

(This causes groans from some of the stronger players, especially Maui, Captain America, and Wonder Woman).

Adam: Alright. We’ll give you a minute to strategize, and then we’ll get started.

KALABAW
Ladybug: Only 5/6 people will count? Interesting. I say that the three guys stay at the edge of the battle zone, so that they can steal anyone’s bag who tries to escape.

Hermione: (scratches her head) A solid idea, but couldn’t our opponents just escape through the other side? What if Captain America and Maui could just gang up on anyone who finds a bag? Then Ladybug, Jasmine, and I all stay close and look for bags together?

Captain America: (smiles) Excellent thinking again, Mione! Alright, that’s the game plan.

Garfield: Wait, what about me?

Jasmine: Oh, that’s right, you exist. Did you not hear the part where she said “5/6”? I guess you could at least try for the first time in your life if one of us struggles. Emphasis on IF.

TANDANG

Elastigirl: Alright, guys. Split up into pairs. Each pair should find two bags each, and then escape the battle zone as soon as possible. Understood?

Pomni: (shyly) Can I be with Ken, please?

Elastigirl: Sure. What about you, Asha? Who do you wanna pair with?

(Asha looks back and forth between Luigi and Puss, unsure of what to decide)

Puss in Boots: I’ll team up with you, senorita. So that leaves Luigi with Elastigirl.

Ken: Excellent. Go team! We’ve got this.

MATSING

Wonder Woman: Guys, listen up. All I want is for Captain America and the [CENSORED] on his team to lose this challenge. If you see them, all of us should gang up.

Mr. Wolf: (crossing his arms) Hold on a second. Since it’s scored like a cross-country race, we should try to get our 3 strongest members into the top 5 overall. That’ll guarantee our safety.

Johnny: So that would be me, Elsa, and Diana.

Wonder Woman: Hold on a sec! A, don’t call me Diana, and B, the others, especially Captain America (she shoots a snarky stare at him) won’t let us sneak into the top 5 that easily.

Elsa: Guys, we’re running out of time. (panicked) Let’s just try our best.

Adam: Alright. Survivors ready, GO!

(Upon this command, all 18 contestants rush towards the battle area like a stampede. Their furious attempts in digging sends the sand up into the air.)

Adam: Wonder Woman is the first to find a bag!

(Captain America runs over, throws sand in her eye to blind her, and tackles her instantly)

Wonder Woman: (struggles with the sand) Oh my god, I [CENSORED] hate you.

Captain America: Well, we both know why we signed up for this. I’m not backing down.

(Elastigirl finds a sand bag)

Elastigirl: Here, Luigi, take it! I can manage to find a second one on my own.

Luigi: (stammers) Oh-a, ok. Thanks! (he escapes and scores)

Adam: Luigi gets first and 1 point for Tandang!

(Jasmine digs through the sand furiously, hoping to find a bag)

Hermione: Nice going, girl. Keep it up.

(the two of them giggle, but Ladybug feels left out).

Ladybug: (to herself) Those two are getting close. Better keep an eye on them.

(she finds a bag, keeps it to herself, and scores)

Adam: Ladybug gets 2^nd and 2 points for Kalabaw!

Ken: P-Pomni? What’s wrong?

(her heart rate and breath quickens)

Pomni: I’m not sure. I… feel scared. I NEED HELP. NOW. (everything around her goes blurry)

(Wonder Woman and Captain America are still wrestling.)

Maui: Hold on, Cap, I’m coming!

Elsa: Not so fat. I mean, fast. (she gives him a knee where it hurts)

Maui: YOWCH! What the hell? [CENSORED} YOU!

Wonder Woman: Now, Elsa, help me get him off!

Elsa: Hold up. I gotcha.

(Just then, Puss finds a bag. Johnny and Mr. Wolf spot him)

Johnny: Hey, Wolf. Get that pussy and whip his ass!

Mr. Wolf: (softly, yet smirking) Hey, little kitty. Better give me that bag or else-

(Puss bites him where it hurts)

Puss in Boots: Oh, I’m sorry, were you planning on having children? Not anymore!

(Wonder Woman and Elsa overpower Captain America, but Puss beats them by seconds)

Adam: Every second COUNTS in this game! Puss gets 3^rd, Wonder Woman 4^th, Elsa 5^th. The rest of you, you better DIG DEEP! Your team is counting on you!

Johnny: (frustrated) Damn, Wolf. What the hell was that?

Mr. Wolf: (maintaining his suaveness) I’m fine.

(Asha finds a bag, Jasmine tackles her instantly)

Asha: UGH! What is your problem? Just because my movie was a flop doesn’t give you the rig-

Jasmine: Shut up and fight me.

Elastigirl: (grabs Jasmine and wrestles her down) So this is what Disney is nowadays? Pixar can clock you guys easily.

(Elastigirl scores)

Adam: That’s how you do it on Survivor! Elastigirl is 6^th! Tandang has 3 members across, Matsing has 2. Kalabaw, let’s go! You only have one!

(Jasmine stays laying down. Regina steps on her hand)

Regina: (to Jasmine) Hey, you. You look competent enough. Why don’t you help me o-

Hermione (pushes Regina aside) Leave her alone, you [CENSORED]!

Regina: Greg, DO SOMETHING!

Greg: H-Hey! you two! L-Let go of her, or else I (he flexes) will have to step in.

Hermione: Um… I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but I’m not scared of you.

(Jasmine cackles. Greg and Regina wrestle with Hermione and Jasmine. In the chaos, Greg accidentally pulls down Regina’s swimwear.)

Regina: (exposed) (shrieks) AHHHHH! HEFFLEY, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! You. Will. PAY! I HATE YOU!

Captain America: Hey, ladies. (gestures to all of them, including Greg Heffley). Maui and I found four bags. Now’s our chance to score.

Hermione: On it. Let’s get out of here, Jasmine.

Adam: That’s Maui 7^th, Captain America 8^th, Jasmine 9^th, and Hermione 10^th. Kalabaw has five members in! 8 are left!

Johnny: (bag in hand) Wolf, Regina, Greg! Just find anybody to tackle! Hurry! (he gets 11^th).

Asha: (finds a bag) Gotcha!

Mr. Wolf: I’ll be taking that, thank you. (snatches the bag, he gets 12^th).

Adam: Tandang, you better hurry up! You went from first to last!Kalabaw with 5, Matsing with 4, and you have only 3! Major comeback from Matsing and Kalabaw!

Asha: Shoot. This can’t be happening. Ken and Pomni, what are you doing? We gotta hurry!

Pomni: I…. I…. (unsure, panicked)

Ken: She’s been having a meltdown for a few minutes! I don’t know what’s wrong. She-

Adam: What? Do we need the medical team?

Pomni: I…. (intense breathing) I’m just having a moment.

Ken: Slow down. Focus on your breathing.

Regina: OUT OF MY WAY! I need those bags!

Ken: Hey. Barbie. Is that you?

Regina: NO. My name is Regina George, you idiot!

Pomni: (still struggling) Hey! He’s not an idiot. He’s…

Adam: 13^th place, as he just found a bag! Well done!

Pomni: (digging, to herself). Breathe. Slow down. Focus.

(Everything around her, from the others chanting, to the sound of the waves on the beach, seems to slow down. She feels more at ease.)

AHA! Found one! (she gets 14th)

Regina: Ain’t no way that clown beat me!

Garfield: Yeah, well everyone left isn’t trying. Asha and I already have all our team members done, and Greg is Greg.

Regina: Hmph. You better hurry up and finish, Greg Heffley. Or I will. (sarcastically, as she picks up a bag) Oh. Too late. I already did. (15^th)

Adam: And with that, each member has 5 out of their six members done! Garfield, Asha, Greg, you didn’t finish. Looks like you’re the dead weight on your respective teams. Not surprised about that. Beatrice will just calculate the totals, and we’ll see who lost! Honestly, I couldn’t tell. It was back and forth!

Beatrice: Alright. After careful calculations (which Duo demanded to double-check) the team that is the first safe is…

Kalabaw with 36 points!

(they cheer ecstatically, jumping up and down and doing their cringe team cheer)

Adam: Come on down, and take your immunity totem! And here’s a flint and some extra supplies! (hands everything to Captain America)

Beatrice: The second team safe and avoiding tribal council by 10 points is…

Tandang with 37 points!

Adam: (hands them less supplies than Kalabaw, but supplies nonetheless) Well done.

Beatrice: Matsing, you know what that means. With 47 points, you lose this first challenge.

Adam: Matsing, got nothing for ya. Head back to camp. Charles will see you at tribal council.

Wonder Woman (Confessional): It is SO frustrating to see Captain America walk away with first while I lose. Elsa and I pulled our own weight this challenge, but the others just brought us down. Can’t wait to get rid of one of them tonight.

Kalabaw

2, 7, 8, 9, 10

Total: 36

Tandang

1, 3, 6, 13, 14

Total: 37

Matsing

4, 5, 11, 12, 15

Total: 47

(Matsing walks back to camp, their heads held low, their usual cocky demeanor gone)

(All six of them sit in a circle near the shelter, blankly staring at one another, waiting for somebody to speak up.)

Johnny: (throws a piece of wood on the ground) Screw this. I hate this game already!

Wonder Woman: Well, we have to accept out loss. Our goal was to have 3 in the top 5. For goodness sake, we had 2 in the top 10! What the hell were you guys doing?

Regina: Well, I had Hermione and Jasmine under control, but then Greg decided to embarrass me and pull my [CENSORED] bra down! Oh! (puts her hand on her forehead) The shame I felt! The humiliation! Everyone was laughing at me! On the first challenge!

Johnny: Damn, did you really? Bold move, kid! BOLD move!

Mr. Wolf: (chuckles) Try pulling that off again and you’ll end up in jail like me.

Greg: Hold on now, I didn’t….

Elsa: (smiling) Well, I’m sure it was an accident. Things got pretty rough out there.

Regina: (scowling, irritated) Yeah, well, that doesn’t excuse the fact that he didn’t finish.

Wonder Woman: True. True. Kid, is there any way-

Greg: J-Just walk with me! Elsa, come with me and Wonder Woman!

Regina: Wow. Real subtle way to draw a line in the sand.

(The three of them are now in private, walking along the shoreline)

Greg: It HAS to be Regina tonight. She’s just playing the victim card, I swear!

Elsa: Alright, buddy. Calm down. Slow your roll. We’re listening.

Greg: I just…. this just always happens to me. I’m always the outcast, the loser, the one who gets picked last in PE class. I just need a chance to prove myself. I want you guys to see that I’m more than just a wimpy kid. Just give me one more chance. Please.

Elsa: I get it. (pats him on the back) Survivor is a harsh game. If you’re not ready for it, we can…

Greg: NO! Don’t vote me out. Vote Regina. Regina’s being a [CENSORED]. She hates you, she hates me, she hates everybody here! She’s just trying to blame me for everything! I swear!

Wonder Woman: Hmmm… what was that you said earlier, about “playing the victim card?”

Greg: (gasps, desperate) N-N-No! I didn’t mean it like that! I-

Wonder Woman: Just kidding, kid. We’ll definitely… consider your offer. We’re starting to get tired of Regina’s attitude as well.

(Meanwhile, Johnny, Mr. Wolf, and Regina are still gathered around the fire)

Regina: (exchanging glances between the two men, her tone changing from bitchy to focused) Alright, boys, this is the deal. Greg is the weakest in challenges. You may say that I’m a worse person, but he’s not much better. (shifts to a whispering tone, smirking) You know, I heard that he tormented kindergarteners as a safety patrol agent and got his best friend in trouble for it. It says so in his diaries.

Johnny: And so? Why would we want to keep a manipulative person like you around?

Regina: (scoffs) Manipulative? Is that how I come across? Johnny, darling, we’re on Survivor. (she flashes a chilly smile) Does your boomer brain not get it? Manipulating is kind of the point. He’s probably trying to manipulate Elsa and Wonder Woman right now.

Mr. Wolf: If so, it’d be a tie vote. Why should we defend you?

Regina: In a group of five, the three of us need to be tight. Once Greg is out, we basically outnumber Elsa and Wonder Woman. I’ll even offer to be the #3 in the alliance, if that’s what it takes to convince you.

Johnny: Makes sense.

Mr. Wolf: Greg it is. We just gotta make sure this one doesn’t tie, so we better talk to Elsa and Wonder Woman to trick them into voting him out. (he stands up to walk away)

Regina: (sternly) WAIT. Shake on it. (she extends her hand out) You’re the Big Bad Wolf. Johnny’s a stranger (albeit pretty stupid) who I don’t trust. I gotta make sure you’re onboard, you know? Hmph. I NEED this to work. I don’t take losing for an answer. So go on. Shake on it. You too, Johnny.

Mr. Wolf: (trying to intimidate her) Trust is a delicate thing in this game. You’d better use it carefully. But for now… (he shakes hands with Regina).

Johnny: Dang. An alliance already? Better safe than sorry. (he also shakes her hand)

(the two men walk away, as an evil smirk grows on Regina’s face)

Regina (Introductory Confessional): My name is Regina George. And I am a massive deal. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care how you feel. I’m ready to destroy all of these people. Back at my high school, I’m the queen bee. (show flashbacks of her bullying other girls in high school) Everyone listens to me there. I’m a force to be reckoned with. Why should it be any different here on Survivor? Sandra Diaz-Twine can kiss her throne goodbye, because there’s a new queen of Survivor in town! It’s only a matter of time… (she waves goodbye to us mockingly)

(Wonder Woman and Elsa meet with Johnny and Mr. Wolf at the beach)

Johnny (willing to make the first move): It should be a unanimous vote for Greg tonight. He’s a pussy who sucks at challenges.

Elsa: We’d prefer it to be Regina. She’s the one who brings our morale down the most.

Mr. Wolf: I’m honestly fine either way, but our team morale was low from the start. (directs his stare at Wonder Woman) I’m leaning towards Greg.

Wonder Woman: (still distrustful of Mr. Wolf) Well, I hate Regina and I’m neutral on Greg. (rhetorically and sarcastically) So who do you think I’m voting, huh, Wolf?

Elsa: Guys, calm down. The worst thing we could do is tie this vote and bring it to a rock draw. I say the four of us are going to survive the next two tribals either way, so let’s just decide.

Johnny: Well, Wolf and I aren’t giving in. And you guys?

Wonder Woman (Confessional): Oh god. I hate those two. Johnny and Wolf are too stubborn to flip their vote. I’m currently leaning slightly towards saving Greg, but he’s not someone who I would risk a rock draw to save. It’s basically a battle to save the wicked vs the weak, and right now, I don’t want to save either of them.

The six tribe members walk towards Tribal Council. The area is lit by dozens of torches. You could feel the tension in the air from the torches’ radiating heat. Charles stood firmly, grinning, hands behind his back, ready to pounce on the losing team.

Charles: Grab a torch and dip it in! This is part of the ritual at Tribal Council. When your flame is out, so are you.

(They follow said instructions and take their respective seats, avoiding eye contact. The tension in the air is heating up.)

Charles: So. Let’s start at the very beginning. Wonder Woman, nominated as team leader, how did you feel? Any pressure?

Wonder Woman: I do feel like there’s a bit of weight on my back, you know? I don’t regret any of my decisions so far. (this attracts a frown from Mr. Wolf) I also want to lead this team to victory, and although I did my part in the challenge, it just didn’t work out this time.

Charles: Any particular reason, and any of you can answer this, for you guys losing?

Regina: (shoots her hand up)

Elsa: Oh, here we go.

Regina: Well, I’d like to call out Greg for being a pain in the ass. Disrespecting me in front the entire [CENSORED] cast! First boot would be fitting for a loser like him.

Greg: It was an accident. I-

Regina: No. You’re an accident.

(these words seem to slice through Greg’s confidence. He finds himself unable to speak.)

(Seeing Regina hurt Greg so heartlessly, maybe the others should consider flipping?)

There's a long pause before Charles speaks up.

Charles: (snarky) Well, you’re not wrong, Regina. Greg didn’t finish the challenge, but look at yourself. You’re not much better. Johnny, do you think Regina is a worse teammate than Greg?

Johnny: Well, here’s the thing, Charles. I hate losing. I’ve already lost a lot in life. Although Regina and Greg were both major contributors to us losing, I think that Regina is better to have around, in terms of usefulness, but Greg is better in terms of, um, what’s the word? Team spirit.

Charles: So, Elsa, it seems to me like the big question is: Greg or Regina? What’s your take?

Elsa: We’ll just have to see. Obviously not telling you now. Just gotta do what’s best for the team.

Charles: What about you, Mr. Wolf? Do you believe in “doing what’s best for the team?”

Mr. Wolf: (knows he’s referring to the idol situation) The beauty of this game is that we are playing not only individually, but in teams. You have to know when to play for yourself and when to play for the team.

Charles: Alright, Wonder Woman, as the leader, what are you hoping for this tribe to improve upon going forward?

Wonder Woman: (claps her hands together) We need a group of five that can do better than the weak performance we put up today. And right now, if that means getting rid of the weakest link, whatever criteria we each use to determine that, then so be it.

(Wonder Woman locks eyes with Elsa, as they exchange an affirming nod.)

Charles: Alright. It. Is. Time to vote. Elsa, you’re up.

(The music and tension intensifies.)

Elsa votes anonymously.

Regina (Voting Confessional for GREG): You are the biggest [CENSORED] weirdo I have ever seen. Even Cady Heron is more attractive than you, and that’s a low bar.

Greg (Voting Confessional for REGINA): You’re like Rodrick, if he was a girl and 10x worse. God, that sounds so weird saying that out loud.

Johnny votes anonymously.

Mr. Wolf votes anonymously.

Wonder Woman votes anonymously.

Charles: I’ll go tally the votes.

(Regina George sits confidently, legs crossed, hands on her knees, a confident smirk across her face. Greg Heffley is shaking in his seat, but he’s hopeful that his teammates can see the value of keeping him. Charles walks back with the urn of votes.)

Charles: If anybody has an immunity idol and you wanna play it, now would be the time to do so.

(Glances are exchanged, mainly at Mr. Wolf, who just shakes his head.)

Charles: Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out must leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I’ll read the votes.

First vote… GREG.

GREG. Two votes Greg.

REGINA. That’s two votes Greg, one vote Regina.

(Greg feels a little bit hopeful now. Regina is slightly bothered, but still sitting firmly)

GREG. That’s three votes Greg.

(Any hope that Greg had is diminishing. Regina’s smirk widens, feeling the edge of victory).

First person voted out of Survivor - Clash of the Characters…. GREG.

That’s four. That’s enough. You need to bring me your torch.

(Greg stands up and with shame, walks his torch to Charles, holding back the tears in his eyes. Regina taunts him with a “bye-bye.” Elsa and Wonder Woman look slightly guilty about their decision, but they stand by it. Greg turns back to his teammates for one final message.)

Greg: (takes a deep breath) So, you’ve decided to make the wrong choice tonight. That’s fine. You know what? I don’t care. The world can keep pushing me down, but I will always get back up, no matter how hard the situation is. My dignity is something that not you, nor this game, not even an ugly freak like Regina can take away. (He turns to face Charles)

Charles: (smiling) Greg Heffley, the tribe has spoken. (snuffs torch)

(Greg walks away, not wanting to turn back to look at his teammates’ faces.

Charles: (turns to face the others) Tonight, you guys chose to eliminate the weakest PHYSICAL member of your team. But weaknesses and strengths come in many different forms. We’ll find out if you guys made the right choice. You NEED to get it together. Adam told me that you were his least favorite tribe. Grab your stuff, head back to camp. Good night.

(The five survivors, with a sense of relief, head out of the Tribal Council area, their heads held high despite their loss.)

Greg (Elimination Confessional): Well, things didn’t go exactly the way that I had hoped… but I’m okay. I had a great time, and I don’t even regret embarrassing Regina! I just hope that my classmates won’t make fun of me for getting last. I think I was the youngest contestant? Right? Well, then I have an excuse. Speaking of my life, you can catch my next adventures by reading the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series! See you guys!

Charles: Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode!

Snippets of Episode 2

Note: These snippets are not a coherent scene. They are just lines mushed together to create a trailer for Episode 2.

Ladybug: I can’t believe I’m saying this… but I’ll help you find the idol. You and I are on the outs anyway.

Regina: The three of us should create a girls’ alliance. Are you in?

Luigi: Asha, I’ve been meaning to talk to you….

Elsa: God, Wonder Woman. WHY won’t you just listen to me?!?! (walks away)

Epilogue Scene

(The other three hosts are seated in the editing room. Charles comes in after the Tribal Council.)

Adam: Charles. We were just talking about you. How did it go?

Charles: They voted Greg out. Not surprised, honestly.

Beatrice: Yeah. It’s better if the first one is a predictable boot. Then the viewers won’t suspect us.

Duo: We just gotta make sure… that the right person wins, right?

Adam: Mhm. And then we get paid, and we can continue going to college.

Beatrice: We’ve got this. Just 36 days to go.

Matsing: This tribal really drew a line in the sand. Wonder Woman and Elsa are a tight duo so far, but they may have made a mistake tonight, as Johnny, Mr. Wolf, and Regina created an alliance of three. Within that alliance, Johnny and Wolf are still tighter than Regina, but that could change. Regina and Mr. Wolf still have shaky relations with Wonder Woman.

Tandang: The lines haven't been officially drawn yet, but it seems like the tribe has split into three pairs of Ken and Pomni, Luigi and Elastigirl, and then Asha and Puss in Boots. When they eventually have to point fingers at tribal, it'll be a hard choice for them.

Kalabaw: Garfield is obviously on the outs here. Captain America, Hermione, and Jasmine form the core alliance of three (with the former two bonding closer to each other for now) Maui is also on good terms with Captain America, as they collaborated twice now. Ladybug may start to discover she's the #5 on the team, as she saw the other two girls bonding Garfield hasn't even tried and he is obviously on the bottom, but the idol could change things.

I hope you guys enjoyed this episode! If you have any feedback, favorite lines/characters, or anything else you want to talk about, feel free to share in the comments below! Remember, treat this like a Reddit discussion thread, so you can talk about anything you want! See you in the next episode!