Survivor: Clash of the Characters Episode 1.1

I will be starting a new series, but in exchange, I will not be adding any more lore to the United States Viewer Voting series. I have lost all motivation to continue adding lore to that series, which has slowed my production down overall. However, I am much more motivated and excited to share this series with you all!

There are 18 contestants. Treat this like a Survivor fanfic. They will be competing in challenges, participating in Tribal Councils, all the drama.

There will be 18 episodes. Each episode will be split into three parts:

1. Pre-Challenge and Tribe Dynamics

2. Challenge

3. Vote Discussion and Tribal Council

This edition will feature the first part of the first episode.

Nota bene: This first episode will probably be the longest episode, so don't feel overwhelmed if it feels too lengthy right now.

Here are the contestants:

Kalabaw:

Captain America

Hermione Granger

Jasmine (Aladdin)

Maui (Moana)

Ladybug (Miraculous)

Garfield

Tandang:

Luigi

Elastigirl (The Incredibles)

Asha (Wish)

Puss in Boots

Ken (Barbie, 2023)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Matsing:

Wonder Woman

Elsa (Frozen)

Johnny Lawrence (Cobra Kai)

Mr. Wolf (The Bad Guys)

Regina George (Mean Girls, 2024)

Greg Heffley

Do you guys have any feedback or improvements that could be made to this series?

Treat this like a Survivor Reddit discussion post: who are your favorite characters, who are your winner picks, what are some good gameplays, etc.

Thank you guys for reading! Have a Happy New Year!

Adam: (looking out his window) (A fire blazes outside, and he knows that it’s partly his fault)

Money. It’s a source of power. A force. It’s become… necessary for survival.

But does it make us feel… complete? Happy? Fulfilled?

How far are we willing to go to gain money?

And I don’t mean your daily paycheck, how about a handsome sum? A million dollars, per se? What are you willing to sacrifice to get that money? That power?

Will you sacrifice your belongings? Other people?

Your self?

38 days ago…

Date: November 16, 2024

Location: Off the Philippine Islands

(Three boats breeze through the Pacific Ocean. The water is a beautiful shade of blue. All around them, the lush, beautiful Philippine islands are on full display)

Adam: The rules were simple. We told ALL fictional characters that we would be hosting a Survivor season. The first 18 to audition would get to be on our show, no questions asked! The spots filled in within a matter of hours!

Now these 18 castaways are ready to outwit, outplay, and outlast to win the one million dollar prize!

(showcase Maui on the red boat)

Maui (Confessional): CHEE HOO! Man, Survivor? As a demigod, I’m definitely confident in my abilities to win this thing! Bring it on!

(showcase Hermione Granger sitting next to him on the red boat)

Hermione (Confessional): Survivor is a game of intellect. Let’s face it, if Ron or Harry tried taking on this game, they’d easily fall behind. I knew I had to be the one to sign up.

(transition to the yellow boat, with Luigi shaking nervously)

Luigi (Confessional): It’s a-me, Luigi! I can picture it already: Luigi wins Survivor by doing nothing! Dang, my-a brother Mario signed me up for this. I’m gonna hate this!

(finally, showcase Regina George on the blue boat)

Regina: (Confessional): Survivor. (scoffs) So my opponents think they can beat me at the ultimate game of manipulation? I’ll make them regret they ever signed up for this show. This queen bee is sure to take home the million!

Adam: 39 days. 18 castaways. 1 SURVIVOR!

(cue intro)

Kalabaw: Captain America, Hermione, Jasmine, Maui, Ladybug, Garfield

Tandang: Luigi, Elastigirl, Asha, Puss in Boots, Ken, Pomni

Matsing: Wonder Woman, Elsa, Johnny Lawrence, Mr. Wolf, Regina George, Greg Heffley

(The three boats reach the shore. There, four college students are waiting, three males and a female. The tallest male steps forward, wearing a complete Jeff Probst outfit with a Survivor hat, a blue shirt and tan khakis).

Adam: Survivors! Welcome!

Ken: (confused) Damn. Where’s Jeff?

Elsa: Yeah. It’s not a Survivor season without Jeff.

Adam: (his face becomes more stern) Jeff is out… filming the actual seasons of Survivor. You see, this isn’t a real season. It’s a special season… especially since we had to do it on… short notice.

Wonder Woman: (rolls her eyes) Mhm. Short notice.

(Adam shoots a dirty look at Wonder Woman)

Adam: Anyways, we’ve been asked to host this special season for you guys! Since we have big plans, all four of us are collaborating. I’d like you guys to meet the team!

Beatrice: (clings on to Adam’s arm) Hey, y’all. I’m Beatrice, Adam’s cutie-pie, gf, whatever you wanna call me. I’ll be in charge of designing the challenges, the tribal council area, stuff like that.

Charles: I’m Charles, the only cool one in this group. I’m in charge of hosting the tribal council. All your drama, secrets, and lies, spill them onto me! I’ll make sure that every tribal is… (looks at Beatrice) spicy!!!

Beatrice: You didn’t have to say it like that.

Duo: (slight British accent) Step aside, folks. Name’s Duo.

Ken: As in, the Duolingo bird?

Duo: [CENSORED], NO. Everyone calls me that, including these three idiots beside me. (Adam, Beatrice, Charles giggle) Anyways, I work the cameras, the lighting, the edits, all that stuff. I also happen to have a lab on the main island. Perhaps we’ll use my lab for a few challenges…

Adam: (steps up) And I’m Adam, your fearless leader who will be commentating and hosting the challenges! Speaking of challenges, we know that some of you have supernatural powers and abilities. However, for the sake of the game, we ask that you refrain from using these abilites unless otherwise instructed. We want this game to be as fair as possible for everybody. Alright, now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to know some of you guys. You, in the jester costume, what’s your name?

Pomni: (shyly) Pomni. Or, at least… that’s what I think my name is…

Charles: And what do you do for a living, Pomni?

Pomni: I, I….. don’t know… I need help… NOW!

(Ken rests his hand on Pomni’s shoulder to comfort her)

Adam: Okay….. what about you, the boomer in the denim jacket, what’s your story?

Johnny: I’m Johnny Lawrence. All Valley karate champion of ‘82 and ‘83. Now I’m a karate sensei.

Greg Heffley: (obnoxiously) Wow. You’re really old. Also, what happened to ‘84?

Johnny: (irritated) QUIET, you little dweeb! We don’t talk about ‘84.

Duo: (frustrated) Man, is there anyone… normal on this show? Surely, this girl in the purple dress is… sane enough. What’s your name?

Asha: (giggles) I’m Asha. I’m from the movie Wish…

Jasmine: Wait. That’s you? You’re the girl from that flop of a movie that’s supposed to be Disney’s “centennial” anniversary movie? You’re such a disgrace to Disney! Walt must’ve been rolling in his grave when he heard that trainwreck of a soundtrack that…

Beatrice: Okay. Okay. That’s enough. Let’s all calm down. I… well, we wanted to start this game off with a twist.

Charles: Yep. We’ve named one person from each team to be the team captains. And those people happen to be… Captain America for Kalabaw, Elastigirl for Tandang, and Wonder Woman for Matsing!

Adam: Here’s what’s gonna happen. Each team captain will choose the weakest member of their team and send them away. Who knows, perhaps you’ll never see them again…

Puss in Boots: What? Eliminations already? That’s crazy!

Hermione: Or… perhaps it’s a trip to exile island? Or a tribe swap?

Captain America: Hm. Good insight, Hermione. (Hermione smiles)

Wonder Woman: (surveying her team) I choose… the wolf in the suit.

Mr. Wolf: (shocked) WHAT? Why me? There are others (stares at Greg Heffley) who would be much better choices!

Wonder Woman: Sorry, not sorry. I’m not taking my chances with the Big Bad Wolf. You’re probably just going to try to sabotage us in challenges.

Mr. Wolf: But I haven’t even done anyth-   You know what, fine. If that’s your choice, I respect it. (his face turns into a smirk) But maybe… you’ll regret this.

Captain America: Yeah, Garfield, I recognize you, but you’re obviously the weakest one here.

Regina: Maybe being on this show will help him lose some weight. (scoffs) And he’s not the only one. (looks at Maui).

Garfield: (monotone) Yeah, I don’t really care.

Elastigirl: Well, if we’re all choosing the animal on our team, I guess I’m going to have to go with Puss in Boots here. Sorry, Puss.

Puss in Boots: NOO! Pretty please, don’t do this! (flashes a pair of “puppy” eyes at Elastigirl)

Johnny: Wait, his name’s Puss? WHAT? Who in their right mind would name their [CENSORED] child Puss?

Adam: Alright, Mr. Wolf, Garfield, and Puss in Boots, you three have been nominated. A helicopter will be taking you…. to your campsites, where you will have a few hours to yourself before the rest of your tribemates come. Use them wisely. As for the rest of you, here’s the map to each of your campsites.

(scene cuts to Mr. Wolf reaching the Matsing camp)

(He sees a note perched on a log)

Mr. Wolf: Ooh, what do we have here? (rubs his hands together)

(He opens the note)

Mr. Wolf: (reading) Welcome to Survivor. So you’ve been nominated on Day 1? Well, don’t fear. You have the choice to earn a clue to the hidden immunity idol OR earn a bag of extra rice for your tribe. Which one will it be?

Mr. Wolf (Introductory Confessional): Hello, my lovely viewers. (winks) I’m the Big Bad Wolf, villain of a dozen stories, the scariest (and sexiest?) man alive. (show flashbacks of his life) I’m a criminal mastermind of the Bad Guys, but we’ve actually had a change of heart recently. But since we’ve recently been released from jail, we were left with… nothing. No money, no belongings, just nothing. (his face turns somber) I just hope… if I can win this game, we can finally get back on our feet. But the game starts now. I have to be on the top of my game every day, and that starts with choosing the clue.

(He proceeds to rip up the note, throwing the remnants in the ocean. He looks at the clue)

(He looks around the island for a half an hour)

Mr. Wolf (Confessional): Pfft. I’m a professional criminal, for goodness sake. These college students made it way too easy, so I was able to find this bad boy (holds up the idol) in less than an hour.

(cut scene to Garfield on the Kalabaw camp)

(He reaches camp and reads the same note)

Garfield: (scoffs) Definitely the clue to the idol. Easy choice.

Garfield (Introductory Confessional): Hi. I’m Garfield, and I have no idea where I am. Seriously, though, my owner Jon must’ve signed me up for this. How could he? He could’ve at least taken Odie with me. I’m a bit of a couch potato (show images of his lazy-ass lifestyle) with no exercise, no work, and a whole lot of lasagna. (giggles) But I must admit, it would be good to try something else for once, to actually do something with my life.

(He reads the clue and looks around the island, but to no avail)

Garfield (Confessional): Perhaps I should head back to the main campsite. I can’t let my teammates suspect me at all. They’re arriving soon. But at least I have the clue.

(cut scene to Puss in Boots on Tandang)

(He reads the note and instantly rips it up)

Puss in Boots (Introductory Confessional): Hola, mis amigos! I’m Puss in Boots. They say cats have nine lives, and well, I’m down to… one. But I’m not afraid of death, as I faced Death himself, defeated the mighty Jack Horner, slayed the giant of Del Mar - my achievements are endless!  (flashback moment) Winning the game of Survivor would be an excellent addition! But… being chosen by Elastigirl was definitely a shocker for me. Calling me the weakest member? Nonsense! Perhaps I should lay low for the early game, use that “Puss” charm to rise up the ranks among my tribe. So I chose the rice. Gracias for now, mis amigos! Hasta luego!

(cut scene to Matsing arriving to the camp, where Mr. Wolf is pretending to be building a shelter)

Johnny: Looks like someone got a head start. Nice work, big dog. (pats him on the back)

Wonder Woman: Okay, guys, our shelter is definitely the main priority right now. Our second priority is the fire. So Johnny and Mr. Wolf, get some wood for the shelter. Elsa and I will get some things to tie the wood planks together. Greg and Regina, try to get a fire started.

Elsa: Hey, don’t you think it would be nice to have an icebreaker first-

Wonder Woman: We can do it while we’re building. Time’s money, so we have to move first. Chop chop!

Regina (Confessional): Ugh. I hate Wonder Woman already. She’s such a control freak. She’s definitely near the top of my target list, which by the way, includes everybody on my tribe already. Greg is one of the biggest losers ever, bro’s back is built like the St. Louis arch! Mr. Wolf is one of the most hideous creatures I’ve ever seen! Imagine being both a human and an animal! Johnny’s IQ is probably lower than his age. Elsa’s an idiot for wearing a long blue dress in the heat of a Philippine beach! And I already told you about the control freak. I wish I could vote all of them out at once!

(Greg struggles to make fire while Regina looks at her nails in the mirror she just HAD to bring)

Greg: Hey, are you going to help me, or-

Regina: Shut up, Heffley! You know why you can’t make a fire? It’s because… you’re not hot, like I am. How have you not fallen for such a hot girl already? I can make sparks fly between the jocks at my high school!

(This attracts a stare from Johnny)

Johnny: Damn. She’s such a badass.

Greg: (stands up) I’m 13. I’m not falling for a creep like you, Regina. And also, if you’re so “hot”, then why don’t you make the fire?

Greg (Introductory Confessional): Hello? Is the camera on? Alright, I’m Greg Heffley. I’ve written entire diaries about my life, but unfortunately, I couldn’t bring my diary this time because my [CENSORED] brother Rodrick signed me up for this show. Let’s just say - everything in my entire life goes wrong. (show flashback of his disastrous life) From school, to home, disaster just seems to follow where I go. But it’s time for me to write my own story, and win this game! Then I’ll be a millionaire! I’ll live in a big mansion, and I’ll hire servants and I’ll never have to work ever again!

(Regina, after a few minutes, realizes she can’t make fire either).

Regina: Ugh. Fine. We’re going to need someone else to-

(Wonder Woman comes over and creates the fire in an instant)

Wonder Woman: There you go.

Regina: Wait, if you could do that all along, why did you make us- you know what, nevermind.

(The two women shoot each other nasty looks)

Wonder Woman (Confessional): I just wanted to test Regina and Greg’s capabilities. And it seems they have failed.

(cut scene to Kalabaw)

Ladybug: Well, hello there, Garfield! What have you been up to here?

Garfield: (sweating) Nothing much, just admiring the landscape. (his lie is obvious)

Captain America: Sure, sure. (sarcastically). Okay, let’s build a shelter. Hermione, wanna come with? (she agrees and follows him)

Jasmine: Oooh, I’ll go with you guys!

Captain America: (to the two girls) What do you two do for a living?

Jasmine: Well, I’m only the ruler of an entire nation-

Hermione: (in shock) DANG! What’s a queen like you doing on a show like this?

Jasmine: Well, mainly to get away from all my responsibilities. And I’m living alone, ever since… (sighs) I got divorced. I just want to bond with people here.

Hermione: Sorry.

Jasmine: No, no, it’s ok.

Captain America: Well, the Avengers haven’t really been doing the best either. We may be facing the biggest challenge of our-    You know what? It’s not that important.

Hermione (Confessional): I feel bad that Captain America and Jasmine are going through tough times in their lives. But I also like the vibe I’m getting from them. It’s time to make my move.

Hermione: Hey, do you guys mind if the three of us stick together, make an alliance?

Jasmine: I’m down.

Captain America: Same. What should we call ourselves?

Jasmine: (sarcastically) What about… the troubled trio?

Hermione: How about… “Herminica”?

Captain America: Harmonica? That’ll work for now.

Hermione: Not harmonica. It’s-- you know what, fine. Harmonica it is.

(they return to see Maui and Ladybug working on the shelter, but Garfield is just sleeping around)

Captain America: (sighs) I definitely made the right choice by exiling that fat-ass cat. Hey, what’s this? (spots the note Garfield received) (all others gather around him)

Ladybug: So you’re telling me… Garfield could’ve gotten us rice, but chose not to?

Jasmine: The idiot didn’t even try hiding or ripping the paper. We can’t trust him.

Captain America: Looks like our first tribal will be easy. We just have to make sure he doesn’t find the idol.

Captain America: (Introductory Confessional): Hi. I’m Captain America a.k.a. Steve Rogers. I’m fully confident in my ability to win this thing. About what I said about the Avengers earlier - we’re having a conflict with the Justice League right now. It’s complicated. I just can’t believe that Wonder Woman, out of all people, had to sign up for this show. I need to win - or at the very least, beat Wonder Woman, to give my fellow Avengers hope a midst the turmoil. (show Endgame scenes) Being a leader, let alone a leader of the biggest superhero group ever, there’s a lot of pressure on my back. Pressure that - I don’t always want to deal with. But I can’t disappoint them this time, or else I’ll lose my only source of self-worth. (somber)

(cut to Tandang)

Asha: Wow, look at what Puss brought!

(she spots Puss, holding a bag of rice with a grin on his face)

Puss in Boots: Mwah! Bon appetit, my fabulous tribe!

Elastigirl: And you’ve already started a fire! Well, Puss, I’m so impressed, but I’m sorry I chose to put you in that situation.

Puss in Boots: No worries. (he sees Asha enjoying the rice) Well, we better get going on our shelter!

Asha (Confessional): Wow! Puss in Boots is such a GOAT for choosing the rice! Everyone back at my kingdom is so boring and lifeless. It’s nice to see someone with an actual soul for once. I think I wanna ally with him for now.

Luigi: AHH! Help! (yelps in pain) I think I cut myself with the machete!

Elastigirl: Oh dear. Careful, now. Hold it like this. (she demonstrates it to him)

Luigi: Got it. Thanks! (he smiles gently)

Elastigirl (Introductory Confessional): Hi. I’m Elastigirl, the subject of your next gyatt fanart! (Please stop with the fanart, it’s killing me). I’m a super mother, having to do the dishes, the laundry, the homework, and do it all over again! (show a flashback of contrast between her two lives). Balancing that with life as a superhero is exhausting. But I hope to get away from the stresses of my life and be a mother figure to those on my tribe, starting with Luigi. But I also know how to catch on to others’ lies - something that my husband, Mr. Incredible, can’t escape. Hopefully, with a little strategy, I can take home the win and show my kids that their mom has still got it!

(Meanwhile, Pomni has chose to isolate herself from the rest of the team. Ken notices this and checks up on her).

Ken: Hey, is everything all right?

Pomni: Yes. I mean, no. I don’t know.

Ken: Sounds like a no to me. What’s wrong?

Pomni: The thing is, everything seems wrong. I don’t know why I’m here. I don’t know why I’m alive. I don’t even know… who I am. I’m lost. (her eyes filled with tears)

Ken: I understand. For many years, I was lost as well. I was unsure of who I was, or where I was “supposed” to fit in. But eventually, I did get there. (she looks up at him) And one day, you will too. I promise.

Pomni: Thank you. I appreciate it.

Ken: Alright. Let’s join the rest of the tribe! We’re on Survivor! We can have a little bit of fun, can’t we?

Pomni: We sure can.

(That night, Puss performs some spectacular stunts involving his sword, his hat, and his incredible agility, impressing the rest of the tribe.)

Asha: Woohoo! Nice tricks. Where’d you learn them?

Puss in Boots: Only took years of practice. (continues performing) Let me show you. So you just take the sword and swipe it like this-

Asha: (losing control) Oh, shoot!

(The sword nearly hits Luigi, leaving him in shock. Luigi and Asha’s eyes lock, as they both give a mutual, shy smile to each other).

Puss in Boots: Ah, no bueno. Maybe next time.

Day 2

(cut back to Matsing)

(Johnny is talking with Mr. Wolf as they walk to the well to get water)

Johnny: So, you wouldn’t happen to be Sensei Wolf, would you?

Mr. Wolf: Sensei? Nah. Karate sounds cool, but life as a criminal is exhilirating, to say the least. Especially in a city like Los Angeles, because damn, that city is teeming with places to rob.

Johnny: You’re from LA too? How come I’ve never seen your furry ass on the news?

Mr. Wolf: Let’s just say my crew was a bit… subtle. And we’ve moved on from a life of crime.

Johnny: (grunts as he grabs the water) Well, if you ever need to learn karate - I’m your guy.

Johnny (Confessional): I’m liking the vibe I’m getting from Wolf. Two guys from Los Angeles, on the same tribe? What are the odds?

Elsa: Hey, guys, LOOK OVER HERE!

Greg: (groggy) Uh. What is it? I’ve barely gotten any sleep…

Regina: For once, I actually agree with you. This shelter is so [CENSORED] uncomfortable, it’s impossible to get a good night’s rest!

Wonder Woman: (pacing) I’m coming, Elsa. What did you find?

Elsa: It’s a lizard. This little guy was trying to blend in with the trees.

Wonder Woman: Oh, damn, he’s a big one. Seems like Wolf’s not the only animal here.

(The two women banter as they begin to form a mutual bond)

Elsa (Introductory Confessional): Former Queen Elsa here. I gave up life as queen because nature just felt so much more welcoming. No responsibilities. No weird flirting with princes you don’t know. Just… nature. The Philippines is so beautiful! I’m so glad I get the chance to be here! However, I am a bit concerned. Everyone else seems to be bonding so quickly, and socializing… just isn’t easy for me. (sighs) (shows flashback to her childhood) I was locked up in my room for almost my entire childhood, all because of my stupid powers. I mad zero friends, not even with my sister. How can I form bonds with strangers here?

(transition to Kalabaw)

Maui: Hey, look what we caught! You’re welcome!

(He carries three fish in his arms, while Captain America brings another three)

Hermione: YES! Bring it home, baby!

(The six of them each enjoy one fish each, even Garfield, who has contributed nothing to camp.)

Maui: The fish tried biting this guy’s finger off, ain’t that right, Steve?

Captain America: Yeah. They were nasty. You guys are lucky you weren’t there.

Garfield: (scoffs) Tell me about it.

(His response triggers mixed responses from the rest of the group)

Maui: (Introductory Confessional) CHEE HOO! Sorry, did I already say that? It’s such an iconic line, I can’t help myself. (laughs) Maui here. Demigod of the sun, the grass, the ground, that was just me messing around! I’ve lived for hundreds of years - that alone should make me the “Sole Survivor”, am I right? Life as a demigod is incredibly cool - but it can also get lonely. Seeing all of the mortals live, grow up, and die, it’s dark to say the least. But with Captain America, I finally feel like there’s someone on my level, someone I can connect too, and hopefully he’ll be the first of many connections and allies I will make in this game.

(cut to Tandang)

(Ken climbs a tree to get coconuts)

Elastigirl: (laughs hysterically) Hey, how did you…. what are you doing up there?

Pomni: You should get down from there. Or else you might get hurt. Or even worse, abstracted.

Ken: Abstracted? What kind of a word is that? Anyways, you know what I said about having fun yesterday, Pomni? Well, what better way than to climb a coconut tree?

Elastigirl: Well, if you’re going to do that, at least practice proper coconut etiquette.

Ken: Coconut etiquette? Are you guys just spitting out random words, or-

Elastigirl: Basically, you need to get one coconut for each of us. Can’t keep them all to yourself.

(Ken prepares to jump from the top of the tree)

Luigi: No-a, he’s not actually going to-

(Ken jumps. His fall is only broken by Elastigirl catching him)

Elastigirl: (still laughing) Oh, [CENSORED], Ken! Why’d you do that?

Ken: You only live once, baby. Unless you’re a cat like Puss is.

Elastigirl (Confessional): Ken is definitely a wild card. But he’s very entertaining. Let’s just hope he has that kind of energy in the challenges.

End of Episode 1.1.