JetPunk Poem Promenade - Take Two

The *first episode* gained some nice attraction, so I did it again! Enjoy some more poems!

(If you haven't seen the first episode yet, I highly recommend checking it out)

The war has come

The JetPunk empire versus the definition of hell

Orcspel

The war raged for 20 years

All there was was fear and death and blood and tears

The water ran red like kool aid powder

The sun corrupted into corn chowder

The JetPunk civilization was gone

All hope was lost

Bones were scattered across the fields

There was nothing left...

Except for one, a mere child

His name?

Quizmaster.

Soon may the Jepperman come

To bring us Trident chewing gum

One day when the quizzing is done

We'll take our leave and go

There once was a Jeppy that went to sea

His name was Mr. Jeppenstein

Soon he found a whale colony

And was promptly eaten up

Soon may the Jepperman come

To bring us Trident chewing gum

One day when the digesting is done

He'll pop out of the whale

For 30 days or even more

Jeppenstein was covered in gore

But then he popped out of the whale

And swam away once more

Jeppenstein made it back to land

And found a gold coin on the sand

He took it to a pawn shop and

Sold it for 50 grand

Soon may the Jepperman come

To bring us Trident chewing gum

One day when the money is gone

He'll ask the bank for a loan

Jeppenstein went in he door

Asked the banker for 50 grand more

The banker sternly looked on down

And asked the fish a question

"Little fish, I need to know

Do you know money manage-oh

Because I think you need some help

Or else you'll end up broke"

Which holiday is the best?

I guess we'll never know.

But when you enjoy them it comes to show.

When you celebrate a holiday, don't take a rest!

There's Christmas where Santa says Hohohohoho.

There's Thanksgiving full or turkey.

If you hate the holidays, you must be very jerky!

There's not prehistoric day, so you might not find a dodo!

Easter! Where rabbits hop around.

There's Halloween where you may get spooked.

There's May 4th where you celebrate Vader and Luke.

AND AUGUST IS WHERE NONE OF THESE ARE FOUND!!!

I have waited very long

For my right to blog

My comrades, I'll bring along

Just for the prologue

/

Now, I'll have something to do

Other than taking quizzes

Yes, this will be indeed true

There will be newborn bridges

/

Perhaps my blogging shall be my hobby

Fun and monotonous within my record

Maybe a blog be posted daily

I don't know, this right QM accord

Go visit Hawai'i

The views are all prett'i

The weather is sunn'i

The beaches are lovel'i

Go dive in the blue s'i

Swim with the fish'i

Hike where it's hill'i

Find parrot in palm tr'i

See where they made mov'i

The lava moves slowl'i

Learn your war histor'i

Battleship memor'i

Oahu with main cit'i

It's state number fift'i

All this and more (i)

Is why I like Hawai'i

Standing tall up on that hill

It always sways in the winter chill

With needles that act as its leaves

People rushing for Christmas trees

/

The holidays bring joy and fun

Even when their days are done

For children laugh and play their way

There's nothing just like Christmas day

/

Houses filled with red and gold

Stories of past times being told

Families waiting for the fall of night

And skies lit up with Christmas lights

/

Santa has a job to do

His bag packed tight with presents too

All his reindeer flying through the air

To send his love and Christmas share