Interesting Facts Can Kill #7
First published: Thursday September 25th, 2025
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Intro
Welcome to another Interesting Facts Can Kill, I guess.
(Loving the enthusiasm...)
I hope you survive this journey through evil murderous 'interesting' facts (no promise on how interesting they'll be...)
31. The thylacine, or Tasmanian Tiger, was a carnivorous marsupial that lived in Australia until it was killed off by humans. The last known member of the species died in 1936.
Ooh... An Australian-centric fact? Not a lot of these, here on JetPunk.
Well, this is an extremely DANGEROUS fact, as it is teaching people that they caused the extinction of the thylacine. This might get to people's heads (like power), and two types of people would reacted badly:
Type 1:
People, upon reading this fact, are not educated on why they shouldn't cause extinction of other animals. This will lead them to accidentally/purposely kill animals and animals will revolt and talk over the world (including the ants. Not my fault they learnt to read...)
Type 2:
People, upon reading this fact, will want to revive this species, and will spend their whole life learning about genetics, time travel, preservation and mutation of DNA and whatnot. And if/when they finally bring the thylacine back (after a few lifetimes of work), they would have forgotten all about his fact (and the part that the thylacine is CARNAVOROUS. I guess at this point, just hope the person isn't you)
(no... the tiger Pusheen gif isn't working! Link. Just pretend it's from Australia.
32. New Zealand was completely uninhabited by people until around 1250 AD.
Ooh... A Kiwi-centric fact? Not a lot of these, here on JetPunk!
Luckily, I have...
I have.....
I have.........
WHAT??? My telephone contact list is empty???
(fails to realise that there isn't such thing in a telephone. That's a smartphone.)
Too bad then, it's not like there's someone called MKF...
Well, I guess I'm close enough to New Zealand to do this...
Ahem ahem.
Well, this fact is dangerous as it is teaching people (of which many are teens/children) that many places have been unhabitated/unexplored.
This will lead them to become explorers and die at see. And will cause them to be rude to indigenous island-dwellers and such.
33. Headings have a maximum of 200 characters
Oops. Let me try again.
33. Headings have a maximum of 200 characters
Huh??
33. Headings have a maximum of 200 characters
33. Headings have a maximum of 200 characters
33. Headings have a maximum of 200 characters
33. Headings have a maximum of 200 characters
33. Headings have a maximum of 200 characters
ERROR
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💥BOOM💥
💥CRASH💥
💥HORRIFYING SOUND OF AN EXPLODING COMPUTER💥
NOOOOOOO
I guess I get to skip this fact then!!! >:)
What?!?!
You want the real reason why I want to skip it?
The fact... the fa... the... the fact is:
33. New Zealand was once home to the giant moa, a flightless bird that could rise to a height of 12 feet and could weigh up to 600 pounds. It was driven to extinction shortly after the first people arrived in New Zealand.
And........
And it breaks my prediction in the previous blogs, how it was the 3rd and 4th facts that were related (not 2nd and 3rd)
😭*Bursts into tears* 😭
10 minutes later... (new use of heading?)
Actually, more of 'one night later'.
Doesn't matter (it does though...)
People will try to revive this bird and be eaten by it, even though its probably herbivorous
Agh.. No ideas.
THIS FACT IS DANGERSOUS+EVIL BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL DUMB.
😭*Continues sobbing*😭
See... Facts are pure evil...
34 Elephant birds from Madagascar weighed up to 1,000 pounds, with eggs weighing as much as 22 pounds. They were driven to extinction by humans before 1700 AD.
Oh... This is something new. I don't need to feel dumb anymore, because it's something totally different!
The 2nd and 3rd ARE connected, but so are the 3rd and 4th! First to have something to do with New Zealand, while the latter two have something to do with (fat) extinct birds.
Woah, QM is really into extinct animals of island countries (Australia feels like a huge island country to me...)
Well, I've repeated myself too many-times already, and I think you know why this fact is dangerous! (You do, right?)
35 In the year 874 AD, Ingólfr Arnarson became the first person to permanently settle on the island of Iceland - at least according to the traditional story.
I'm not sure about you, but this page of facts is really giving 'fancy island' vibes...
And 'extinct animals' vibes.
Is it commemorate-the-extinct-island-animals-and-the-people-who-killed-them-day?
(No... There's no such thin!)
Well. This is a boring fact. It's not like I can type Ingólfr Arnarson without using copy-and-paste. Wait... I can! with a bunch of new symbols!
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Haha! I just went through my whole "English International Keyboard" which 'Control + Alt + (Desired key)'!
And with shift:
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Never mind. I regret that. Turns out, one of those happen to be the shortcut key for closing the tab!
Well, I guess I got a bit off topic. But who cares, right?
Vote now on which symbol is your favourite
Conclusion
And witnessing me continuously using Capy's method!
I couldn't find any suitable Pusheen gifs.
Wait... I think I found one (a screenshot of a gif. Link. It's way too long... I waited for a full minute to find the kiwi...
Yours sincerely,
MeMeMe333
It's fine. Wait half a year? It's plenty of time to build your level up, as well.
I actually started this account earlier this year, and was inactive until I could basically post blogs.