If Countries Were High Schoolers - Profiles Part 2
Last updated: Thursday February 19th, 2026
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Here is Part 2 of the basic info about every student.
I was getting sick of deleting students to add different ones, so as much as I hate doing this three years after part 1, I made a part 2.
Here’s the link to part 1.
Comment any other ones you want me to add.
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Profiles of Students at United Nations High School
Maine ♀ (US) - This girl is just too much. From canoeing to rock-climbing, she’s just into it all. She always brings her hiking boots wherever she goes. She enjoys telling people what to do and as long as they do it her way, it’ll be fine. She’s best friends with Hawaii and Canada.
Malawi ♀ (AF) - She had a very hard childhood and still has to fight tooth and nail to survive in her own household. She's good with Tanzania and South Africa. Close to Mozambique. She's best friends with Zambia.
Malaysia ♀ (AS) - Calm student who is multilingual and is hard working. She gets along with everybody and is helpful. A lot of students, like Indonesia, Singapore, and Brunei tend to copy her style. Really close with Indonesia and Singapore.
Maldives ♀ (AS) - Beach girl who wears a burqa with a bikini on top; is also a devout Muslim. Lives on an island with the nicest beaches that students and their families frequent. However, the beach's admission fee is exorbitant. Besties with Sri Lanka.
Mali ♂ (AF) - He went from one of the richest students in elementary school to one of the poorest nowadays. Burkina Faso, Côte d'Ivoire, and Guinea are close friends. Has a little lingering beef with Algeria. Not on good terms with France.
Malta ♀ (EU) - She gets on great with Libya and Tunisia, although Tunisia tends to patronize her as she is a bit hard to understand. Gravitates toward Italy greatly.
Marshall Islands ♂ (OC) - He has a ton of SpongeBob SquarePants memorabilia in his room. Is shunned by China for his respect for Taiwan. Gets along great with Palau and Micronesia, and has major respect for United States.
Martinique ♀ (NA) - She wears very bright tropical colors and big hoop earrings to school. Practically inseparable from Guadeloupe, and gets along great with Haiti
Maryland ♀ (US) - She was formerly the class President. She has been since first grade. She’s the Honor Society President. She has been since first grade. She petitions for everything from healthier school lunches to easier-to-remember locker combinations (on Florida’s behalf). She’s currently petitioning for more petitions even though she petitioned against it last Spring. She campaigns endlessly and is always meeting with scholastic lobbyists. She won’t openly admit whether or not she likes New Mexico. Blew a gasket after she lost the presidency to Connecticut for 2024.
Massachusetts ♂ (US) - He has a 9.6 GPA. He was voted “Most Likely To Win All The ‘Most Likely’ Categories”. He’s already received letters of early acceptance into Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Georgetown, Oxford, Cambridge, etc. His personal slogan is, “Better than best. Always.” He constantly gives 110%. He’s a star Mathlete yet he also runs track and has broken every record ever set by anyone ever; including Indiana. He’s the Captain of the Debate Team and has never lost a debate. Ever.
Mauritania ♀ (AF) - She gets along well with Western Sahara. She helped Morocco beat up Western Sahara in middle school, but Algeria helped Western Sahara fend them off, and Mauritania surrendered to Algeria and now they are friendly.
Mauritius ♂ (AF) - He has a little bit of a rivalry with Réunion. Mauritius tends to refer to Réunion as a wannabe European, and Réunion responds by calling Mauritius a wannabe India. Secretly, he is a bit obsessed with India.
McKenzieFam ♂ (JP) - A nerd. Loves statistics and raw data. Always extremely punctual, never been late to class in their life. Always hands in assignments exactly on time, usually accompanied by a spreadsheet or two. Would make an excellent target for bullies except that ever since Tanzania fell into a coma while they explained quantum entanglement to them, people generally try to avoid contact. Once conducted a study on Paraguay's behavioral dysfunctionalities, then wrote a fifteen-page essay about it. Some think they were kidnapped in middle school and replaced by one of China's robotics projects. Will probably either invent time travel someday or blow up the school.
MeMeMe333 ♂ (JP) - He considers himself more academic than sporty. He is a devout Christian and therefore is actually one of the few people that Utah likes. He enjoys reading about other countries and is the vice-president of the Bible Study club. He loves books, and is always seen with a book (or ten) in his hand when walking in the halls.
Mexico ♀ (NA) - She has an on and off relationship with United States. They met in kindergarten when United States broke half of Mexico’s crayons. Their friendship began early during freshman year. United States has continued to break off the friendship and suddenly turn hostile every four months (sometimes eight months if Mexico is lucky) only to apologize and resume the friendship after a while. North Korea hacked United States' phone and leaked racist memes that United States had posted to the entire school, including Mexico. United States continues to talk trash about Mexico to this day. Gets along with the Philippines, and great with Colombia, Chile, and Peru.
Michigan ♂ (US) - He has more chains on his belt than on his bike, and more piercings in his face than in his ears. He’s occasionally seen out back with Alabama and Illinois. He is a drummer and performs with his rock band on weekends.
Micronesia ♀ (OC) - China and India have both been trying to get her to be in their social circles, but she rejects both in favor of United States. She gets along great with Marshall Islands, Palau and Kiribati. Eats a lot of tuna.
Minnesota ♂ (US) - He’ll go out of his way to let you know how much he loves something. If there’s something he hates, he LOVES hating it. He’s overly friendly and talkative. He LOVES friends. He LOVES talking. He’s not so fond of Wisconsin though.
Mississippi ♂ (US) - He sells cigarettes and other stuff illegally out of a shack in front of his trailer. His salesmanship could use some work, as could his dental hygiene; but other than that he’s a pretty friendly guy. He likes to hoot and holler as much as Alabama and Arizona.
Missouri ♂ (US) - This guy is bad news. He’s always up to something. Getting into some sort of trouble. He’s a bad influence on others; including himself. He’s the son of a cop and an IRS agent. He knows how to get away with most petty crimes, and has committed… most petty crimes. He won’t be dissuaded by authority or the threat of punishment. He’s truly a rebel.
Moldova ♂ (EU) - Romania's little brother who is tutored by Romania. Unlike Romania, though, Moldova is quite fond of Russia.
Monaco ♂ (EU) - An insanely rich guy who has a gambling problem. Lives in a giant mansion with his older brothers, Liechtenstein and Luxembourg. Maintains a solid relationship with Italy and Vatican City.
Mongolia ♀ (AS) - A girl who loves horses. She is amazing at Risk and territorial.io. Hangs with Belarus, Russia, and North Korea.
Montana ♂ (US) - Has to be alone to feel good. He can’t handle being surrounded by people. He has no faith in community; only in himself. If he can’t get what he needs within 36 inches of his current location, he’ll look elsewhere. He harbors no hatred toward anyone of any other belief or creed; as long as you leave him alone. He and Texas exchange silent nods of acknowledgement when they pass in the hallway. He owns guns and knows how to use them all.
Montenegro ♂ (EU) - Is always sleeping in class. Always. Is rarely seen awake. Sleeps for at the very least 16 hours a day. When he is awake, hangs out with Serbia and Greece.
Morocco ♂ (AF) - Fell for United States' theory that Israel has a space laser. Pesters Israel every day to give him the laser. He and United States go way back, and has a love-hate relationship with Spain. Good with Saudi Arabia. Has been very mean to Western Sahara for years and because of that and other reasons, he and Algeria have an extremely hostile relationship and do not speak at all. That is also the reason for his strained relationship with Iran.
Mozambique ♀ (AF) - She wants to start hanging out with South Africa and Tanzania, which leaves Angola feeling a little forgotten. She is also good with Portugal.
Myanmar ♀ (AS) - Troubled girl with a lot of family problems. Her father is a military man that abused her and her mother, when she was a child. Has an unwarranted hatred for the Muslim students. Is generally good with India, but India kind of looks at her sideways nowadays. Has a high regard for Japan and called a truce with Thailand after many years of not getting along.
Namibia ♂ (AF) - That one otherwise-normal kid who was recently discovered to be secretly helping North Korea with tests and quizzes. He's cool with Botswana, South Africa, Finland and Cuba.
Nauru ♂ (OC) - Fat. Super fat. Like, he weighs at least 400 pounds. Waddles when he walks. Really great with Australia. Is BEST friends with Pennsylvania.
Nebraska ♂ (US) - This guy is destined for the NBA. He's 6'8" and an amazing basketball player, and he's always the palest player on the court. Girls sometimes try to talk to him because of his height and red hair... but once you get to know him he's actually really mean. He knows he’s destined for greatness. His parents have raised him to know it. He has a way of steering every conversation toward basketball. Bring up funerals; he’ll make it about basketball. Bring up whatever is literally the opposite of basketball; he’ll make it about basketball. His biggest dislikes are Massachusetts, Indiana and people who put cheese on apple pie.
Nepal ♂ (AS) - Despite not being Buddhist himself, gets along really well with Buddhist students like Myanmar, Thailand, and Cambodia. Surprisingly, does not get along that well with Bhutan. China and India both try to get him in their social circles, but it's hard to hang out with China because then India will come along and it will be tense, or vice versa.
Netherlands ♂ (EU) - Has the most laid back parents in school. His parents once came home to a house party where people were getting drunk and high. They shrugged and joined in the fun. No one likes to mention this, but he had a pretty messed up relationship with South Africa for a very long time, where he was at fault. Gets along wonderfully with Belgium and sometimes with Germany, though he never really forgot about Germany's troubled past.
Nevada ♂ (US) - This guy always has a better story than the last guy. He’s always going “all in”. He’s intensity to the extreme. He doesn’t know when to cash out or throw in the towel. He's addicted to gambling. Outwardly he’s friendly and seemingly family-oriented, but deep down underneath he’s a deviant and revels in fetishism. His nocturnal proclivities include things I can't even mention. He's cooled down a bit since getting with Hawaii, though.
New Caledonia ♀ (OC) - Tan girl that always wears tank tops and loves surfing. Her, Fiji, and Vanuatu get along well.
New Hampshire ♀ (US) - This girl is willing to help anyone and everyone. She’s the kindest girl in the world until you mention authoritarian influence. Then she’ll rant for hours about how the tax system needs to be reformed. She grows her own herbs in her back yard. She hangs out primarily with Colorado, Alaska and Maine.
New Jersey ♂ (US) - Get out of his way. He’ll steal your lunch money. He’ll give you a swirly and a wedgie at the same time. He drives a truck, (though not as big as Iowa’s; and that pisses him off!) and he parks over the lines so no one can park next to him. Yeah. He’s THAT guy. He likes to push Florida around and can’t stand being in the same room with California. Hangs out with Russia from time to time.
New Mexico ♂ (US) - Everyone picks on this guy. He tries his best to fit in but people just always give him crap. He does well in most of his classes and comes to most school events and activities, but he’s still just not accepted. Texas would look out for him if he pulled his own weight. Maryland uses him to further her own agenda. California is nice enough to him; but only to look good in front of others. She secretly hates him.
New York ♂ (US) - Has to be surrounded by people to feel good. He can’t handle being alone. He has no faith in himself; only in community.. If he can’t get what he needs from within 36 inches of his current location; he cries and whines and blames everyone else. He hates and fears Texas and Montana. He likes New Jersey, though.
New Zealand ♂ (OC) - Australia’s less popular brother. Has a weird fascination with Kiwis. Kind of touchy about China because his family bought the house that New Zealand's family was going to buy 5 minutes before they planned to buy it. Gets along well with Canada and United States too, mostly.
Nicaragua ♂ (NA) - An unruly guy with many conflicts. Does not get along with Vatican City, as they got into a big fight last year. Likes to keep to himself mostly. Is one of Russia's yes men, but only to spite United States.
Niger ♂ (AF) - Nice boy. Nobody will say his name out of fear of accidentally saying it wrong and being cancelled on Twitter by California. Good with Nigeria and Benin.
Nigeria ♂ (AF) - He is the school con artist. He came to the school telling everyone he was a prince, but he kinda sucked at the conning game because he screwed up his cover when he told others he was a king. Currently, has an ad on Craigslist to sell the Eiffel Tower for just 41,000 EASY payments of 99.99. Get that stuff now, before supply runs out. Likes to hang out with Ghana.
Niue ♂ (OC) - Tall, laid-back island guy with a big smile, faded board shorts, and a woven necklace. Loves bringing taro chips and coconut flakes to school. Good friends with Cook Islands, and good with Samoa and Tonga. Also alright with Tuvalu and Tokelau.
North Carolina ♂ (US) - This guy smokes. A lot. Everyone gives him a lot of space in the hallways because he smells like he smokes. He spends 8 minutes out of every 5 minutes smoking during class breaks. He smokes in the boys’ room, the girls’ room, the teachers’ lounge, the cafeteria, the auditorium, the gymnasium, the hallways, the locker rooms, and occasionally in the parking lot.
North Dakota ♀ (US) - She wears a bikini to school in the winter months. She’s really physically robust and laughs at anyone who isn’t. She's obsessed with dogs and go-kart racing.
North Korea ♂ (AS) - The aforementioned twin brother of South Korea. He’s kind of lost his mind and hangs out with Russia and Mongolia and Belarus. He’s threatened to kill almost everyone at the school, and there are rumors he keeps a knife in his bag. He has been told his entire life how great he is and he expects to be treated the same from his high school peers. He expects to be worshiped and that the entire school puts up photos and statues of him. Friends with China. Keeps throwing paper airplanes and spitballs at Japan to get a reaction, but Japan ignores him.
North Macedonia ♂ (EU) - He really pisses off Greece when he attempts to copy everything Greece does. Got his name legally changed from Macedonia when Greece threatened to sue him. Hangs out with Bulgaria and Kosovo.
Northern Cyprus ♂ (AS) - He is Turkey's minion who is at odds with Cyprus and Greece. He has no other friends, but some such as Gambia and Pakistan have extended a helping hand to him.
Northern Ireland ♂ (EU) - Ireland’s cousin who doesn’t speak to him. His family had a falling out over their religion as Northern Ireland was Protestant and Ireland was Catholic. He now hangs out with England, Scotland, and Wales.
Norway ♂ (EU) - He's not that active at sports. Has good relations with almost every other Nordic guy. Gets along well with Scotland. Really close with Iceland and Denmark.
Ohio ♂ (US) - He went viral on YouTube in early 2023 for picking his nose on camera. Is tired of the constant Ohio jokes.
Oklahoma ♂ (US) - Not the sharpest tool in the shed. He crushes beer cans against his head and displays empty liquor bottles proudly on his dresser and headboard. No one has the heart to tell him what they actually think of him. He’s mostly a harmless clown. He and Florida sometimes laugh at the same things; though no one (including themselves) knows why.
Oman ♀ (AS) - She is a smart student who gets good grades and gets along with a lot of the other kids. She is often labeled as the mom of her inner circle as she has a very loving and motherly personality. She sometimes hangs out with her shy cousin Yemen to cheer him up. Her grandfather recently died this year. Tends to be friendly with people that are shunned by other Arab students, including Yemen, Qatar, Iran and Israel.
Oregon (US) - This girl paints, sculpts, does pottery, graffiti, performance art, dance. Every visual art that exists; she does. She makes all her own clothes. She rides a tricycle to school each day. Dating Washington.
Pakistan ♂ (AS) - Bangladesh's brother that lives with their mother following divorce. Does not get along with India and they have an extremely hostile relationship. A little immature, likes to ignore people who cross him and never speak to them again. Completely ignores Armenia.
Palau ♂ (OC) - He is good with Micronesia and Marshall Islands, and has many things in common with Philippines. United States and Japan have both kind of been the planets that Palau drifts toward in the social solar system.
Palestine ♂ (AS) - He is a controversial student at school. Everyone knows him as the guy who has an intense and hostile relationship with Israel because his family lost their old home to Israel’s family.
Panama ♀ (NA) - Small, quiet kid. Or so it seemed. Got into trouble recently when she was caught money laundering for some folks. Is seen by other Spanish-speaking students as the one of the group that tries too hard to appeal to United States.
Papua New Guinea ♂ (OC) - Most students are just really scared of him. Is a little uneasy concerning China. Gets along well with Solomon Islands and Vanuatu.
Paraguay ♂ (SA) - Back in primary school, he took a lot of PCP drugs and in a psychotic state had challenged all the South American kids to a fight against him with bare hands. He went absolutely nuts, cutting off his toes and throwing them at the enemy, even tearing out his broken arm and slapping Peru with it. He was later admitted to hospital and is essentially in a vegetative state. Bolivia pushes around his wheelchair.
Pennsylvania ♂ (US) - Cheesesteaks and Hershey Bars. This kid packs it in like nobody’s business. Hoagies and pierogies. Whatever you got, he’ll take it. He’s constantly being ridden by the likes of Maine and Oregon for his snack choices. Scrapple, bologna, Middleswarth chips and shoofly pie. Gets along well with Nauru.
Peru ♂ (SA) - A nice guy with an affinity for llamas. Gets along pretty well with Colombia, Venezuela, and Ecuador. Is a bit wary of Chile. Good friends with Japan. Best friends with Bolivia and Argentina.
Philippines ♀ (AS) - Many sides to her that most people will never know about. Insanely good at karaoke. Not incredibly smart but that doesn’t stop her from trying. Good friends with United States, and gets on great with South Korea.
Poland ♀ (EU) - She has been through a lot, with Germany giving her a hard time in the past, and Russia bullying her. She has a crush on Hungary, though is slowly getting closer to Ukraine. Hates Sweden, and has some somewhat racist and homophobic views that are kind of off-putting to certain others around her. Never allows Germany to get too close to her.
Pontiac ♂ (JP) - Quiet, easygoing guy who keeps to himself most of the time. Decent student, pulls solid grades without much effort, especially in subjects like physics or math that click for him naturally. Great friends with West Virginia, as they've been inseparable since middle school, always seen together at lunch or after class, sharing jokes and wearing matching flannels on Fridays. Pontiac keeps West Virginia grounded; West Virginia pulls him into social stuff he’d otherwise skip. Polite to everyone, calls teachers “sir” or “ma’am,” never starts drama.
Portugal ♂ (EU) - Often gets compared with Argentina because of his football skills. He is down to earth with some crazy football skills. He is said to be a playboy. Currently dating England.
Ptcairn ♂ (JP) - Great friends with Philippines and has a decent friendship with Maryland and a majority of the JetPunk users. Is good at karaoke. He is smart, but at times may do the bare minimum to pass. He is fairly energetic with friends, and very calm, quiet, and collected everywhere else.
Puerto Rico ♂ (US) - Lives in a torn up house that he never was able to afford to get fixed after the last hurricane struck.
Qatar ♂ (AS) - A small kid at school whose family are friends with Saudi Arabia’s parents. His family has a radio station, even though this fact can be controversial in school as he is sometimes known to impose propaganda. Has had a pretty easy life, even though in middle school, his shady dealings with Iran and his radio history were exposed, and Egypt, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, and UAE all collectively renounced their friendships with him, and Jordan began avoiding him in the hallways. He does get along with Kuwait, Turkey, and Oman.
Quebec ♀ (NA) - She has a huge crush on France. Is Canada's cousin, but wants nothing to do with her. She tries to imitate France's speech and behavior, much to the irritation of Canada, but even more so to the irritation of France, who mocks Quebec often behind her back. She is looked at quite fondly by Haiti.
Réunion ♂ (AF) - He is very socially dependent on France and has a bit of tension with Mauritius, with mutual teasing between them.
Rhode Island ♀ (US) - Connecticut's little sister. She’s smaller than him, but smarter. She knows when to keep her mouth shut. But she also knows when to give someone a piece of her mind.
Romania ♂ (EU) - He is quite famous for being short-tempered, and always being viewed with skepticism by others. Likes to bite. Hungary is the person whom he hates the most due to previous fights. Moldova is his little brother.
Russia ♂ (EU) - Kid who’s built like a train. Plays football, and loves bullying and intimidating the other kids. He fell out with his old posse and only has one or two friends now. Eats lunch with Mongolia and North Korea. Sits at the pro-Russia table. Disguises his daily vodka as water. Dating (or forcing a relationship with) Belarus.
Rwanda ♀ (AF) - The girl whose father is an alcoholic and hits her if she ever brings home a B or lower. Is a neat freak. Her mother was killed by extremists. She is currently in a very hostile fight with DR Congo, and somewhat at odds with twin brother Burundi. Things are getting better with Uganda, though they're still not on great terms. She does get along okay with Kenya and Tanzania.
Saint Kitts ♂ (NA) - His name is Christopher, but he goes by Kitts for short. He is the youngest child, with two older siblings, Lucia and Vincent. He gets on great with Antigua and Barbuda. All three of them are united in their preference for Taiwan over China.
Saint Lucia ♀ (NA) - She is the oldest and only girl of her and the other part of their triplet, Christopher (Kitts) and Vincent. She was only born 30 seconds before Vincent but never lets him forget that she's technically older. All three of them are united in their preference for Taiwan over China, though she has wavered in the past due to pressure from China. She gets along well with Dominica and Haiti.
Saint Vincent ♂ (NA) - The middle child of his sibling triplet, along with Lucia, the oldest, and Christopher (Kitts) the youngest. All three of them are united in their preference for Taiwan over China. He is in a band called "Saint Vincent and the Grenadines" as the lead singer. Great friends with Grenada.
Samoa ♂ (OC) - Is super big and tall. Best linebacker the football team has ever had. Calls himself "burly".
San Marino ♂ (EU) - Is moderately popular for his charity work. Not much else to say. He is known as very wise.
São Tomé ♂ (AF) - He really admires Brazil and loves talking to Cape Verde. He talks to Angola sometimes. Has a fondness for hot cocoa.
Saudi Arabia ♂ (AS) - A student who is very well recognized by both students and teachers as he comes from a wealthy and conservative religious background. His family is influential in the local community and even own a large private beach where many popular kids like the US and Russia like to hang out during the summer. A lot of the other student’s Muslim families often visit his parent’s palace a few times a year. He appears to have some complicated relationships with the other students, however he secretly wants their attention even if it’s a fake liking for his expensive cars. He threw two paper airplanes over the fence at his house in elementary school, and they hit United States in the eyes. Though they are on good terms now, United States hasn't fully forgiven him. Good friends with UAE and Kuwait, and majorly crushing on Bahrain.
Scotland ♂ (EU) - He is a loud but nice boy who has a huge crush on England, but won’t admit it. Brings alcohol to school, even though he really isn't allowed to.
Sealand ♂ (EU)- Is very oily. He is very short, so nobody takes him seriously as a person or competition in projects.
Senegal ♂ (AF) - Of France's yes-men in elementary school, he's one of the ones that France still respects the most. Gets along well with Mali and Guinea, and really close with Gambia.
Serbia ♀ (EU) - Hates Croatia and Albania. She tried to force Kosovo to stay in a toxic friendship, but Albania defends Kosovo now, and Serbia hates Albania for it. Hangs with Montenegro and Greece. Serbia wants to give Kosovo the same "you're not real" shtick they give to Wyoming, but nobody will do it.
Seychelles ♀ (AF) - She always wears sundresses and gold jewelry. She goes to the beach a lot, and gets along well with Madagascar, and close with Mauritius.
Sierra Leone ♀ (AF) - Enjoys diamonds. She is friends with Botswana and Ghana.
Singapore ♂ (AS) - Thinks he is famous, tries to fit in with both the Muslim dictatorship friend group and the EU group but really fits in neither. Is quite rich, but has some strange opinions that rub some the wrong way. Hates chewing gum. He has solid friendships with Malaysia and Indonesia.
Sint Maarten ♂ (NA) - Tan party guy in board shorts and chains, and he smells like rum. Throws wild beach parties and aces tourism studies. Vibes with Aruba and Curaçao.
Slovakia ♂ (EU) - He and Czechia were formerly conjoined twins who were separated at birth via surgery. Hangs out with Czechia and sometimes Slovenia. Has a crush on Slovenia.
Slovenia ♀ (EU) - Girl who cannot fit into the Balkan group but is too poor to fit in with the Central Europeans. Has a crush on Slovakia.
Solomon Islands ♂ (OC) - He gets along well with Fiji, Papua New Guinea, and Vanuatu due to their similar accents.
Somalia ♂ (AF) - He is a rule breaker and often bribe people to establish his own rules. He is an elite, thus he think the rules should not be applied to him. He often bribes teachers for better grades and it works because he is from an affluent family. Used to be friends with Italy. Pirates videos and games online. Has a bit of tension with Kenya and Ethiopia.
Somaliland ♂ (AF) - He has made decent relationships with Ethiopia and Kenya. He has also reached out to Taiwan and Pakistan. He has been at odds with Somalia for years.
South Africa ♂ (AF) - He’s the quiet kid, doesn’t talk much, but does like rugby. Is currently trying to figure out his nationality. Had a toxic friendship with Netherlands. Gets along generally with Australia and New Zealand, and gets on great with Namibia, Lesotho, Eswatini, and Botswana. Is alright with Zimbabwe too, despite some arguments in the past.
South Carolina ♀ (US) - This girl gives California a run for her money. No one’s good enough to be her friend. Not even her friends. She’d usually never be seen with the common folk in the cafeteria. She carries a parasol and has a man-servant to wipe the sweat from her brow on those hot, summer nights.
South Dakota ♂ (US) - Best friends with Illinois. He wears full leather and chains every day. He thinks that Michigan is really cool.
South Korea ♂ (AS) - He thinks he can sing, but he cannot. Has a twin brother named North Korea, and has a strained relationship with him. Is friends with United States. Pretends to be cool with Japan to please America but in reality hates Japan's guts. Best friends with Colin.
South Ossetia ♀ (EU) - One of Russia's henchmen that is specifically told by Russia to harass Georgia. Venezuela, Nicaragua, Nauru, and Syria are also pretty cool with her.
South Sudan ♂ (AF) - Sudan's brother that began standing up for himself to her. They don't get along as a result. Hangs out with Uganda and Kenya.
Spain ♂ (EU) - Romantic guy who often goes to sleep in class, dreaming of flamenco and guitar. He is very attractive to many girls in the school due to his mentality, but poor marks. Best friends with France.
Sri Lanka ♂ (AS) - Is poor. He owes a lot of debt to the library for late fees. He has a love-hate relationship with India. Best friends with Maldives.
Sudan ♀ (AF) - Tried to control her little brother South Sudan's life, but he decided to stand up to her a few years ago, and she has resented him ever since. Fights often with Egypt, though they are kind of best frenemies.
Suriname ♂ (SA) - He is very close with Trinidad and Guyana, and has a natural fondness for India.
Sweden ♂ (EU) - He organizes refugee support protests around the city. At odds with Turkey. Pesters North Korea to pay back some money Sweden lent him last school year. Really close with Finland, kind of meh about Iceland, and is actually okay with Norway and Denmark despite the fact that they got into fights almost every week in elementary school.
Switzerland ♂ (EU) - Wears designer clothes and watches to school. Eats chocolate every day for lunch. Speaks French, German, and Italian. He loves volunteering and joining humanitarian causes, but he refuses to interfere in fights between students. He also loves making fun of Germany, though they get along pretty well. He has a bit of a friendship-rivalry with Austria, and gets along well with France and Vatican City. He hangs out with Liechtenstein all the time and they have very similar mannerisms.
Syria ♀ (AS) - A smart girl at school who used to get good grades. However, she is currently skipping class due to a dilemma at home. She is well-liked at school, but a lot of the other kids all have opinions on her family issues. Nonetheless, many students and teachers generally feel sympathy for her and always give her extensions on her assignments. She loves to listen to music and is also known for bringing the best lunches to school. She gets along great with Venezuela, Russia, and Iran. Cool with Lebanon, Jordan, and Palestine as well.
Taiwan ♀ (AS) - She doesn't have that many outward friends as China refuses to speak to anyone who is publicly friendly with Taiwan. She is spoken to by a few students, like Guatemala, Eswatini, Haiti, Belize, Palau, the Saint triplets, Vatican City, Tuvalu, Marshall Islands, and even Paraguay (if you can call that speaking).
Tajikistan ♀ (AS) - Is good friends with Russia (though really only to be protected from bullying). Is also cool with China, though she is a little wary of his true intentions. She is also pretty close to Iran. Used to be close to Afghanistan, but distanced herself when Afghanistan's family joined an extremist group. She has made recent efforts to reconnect with Uzbekistan after they had a major falling out in freshman year.
Tanzania ♂ (AF) - He is not Muslim himself, but is very friendly with Muslim students. India and China are, like a lot of other students, competing for his integration in their social circles. He has gotten into little disagreements with those previously in his social circle, like Kenya and Malawi. He does get along great with KilwaAfarCheese and Uganda.
Tennessee ♂ (US) - He’s not a true cowboy (like Arizona), but he plays one on TV. He’s got hospitality and a charismatic demeanor. He rides to school in a tour bus and wears fur trench coats. He can neither sing nor play any instrument whatsoever.
Texas ♂ (US) - This guy doesn’t like seeing people get picked on. He stands up for those who can’t stand up for themselves (except New Mexico). He’d help out Florida but Florida can’t figure out how to even accept help. The silent nods of acknowledgement with Montana are a sign of mutual awareness and respect. He’s not aggressive, only vigilant. He owns guns and knows how to use them all. Because of his protective nature, Russia and New Jersey despise him. He is proud to think of himself as a hero, but has a deep hatred for California.
Thailand ♀ (AS) - Average looking cute girl. Easily approachable. People suspect that she is transgender, but has had surgery that is so well done it is impossible to tell. Still at odds with Cambodia. Great relationship with Laos, despite past arguments.
Togo ♀ (AF) - She's a really cool girl but unfortunately doesn't have that many friends. She's alright with Benin, and okay with Ghana, but she and Ghana have had some pretty major arguments.
Tokelau ♀ (OC) - Girl that wears floral dresses and shell earrings to school. She wove her backpack herself. She enjoys fishing. Runs with Samoa/Tonga/Tuvalu/Cook Islands (Polynesian crew). Alright with American Samoa.
Tonga ♀ (OC) - She's really good with Fiji, and really, really close with Samoa. Big, confident girl with powerful build and floral tattoos on her arms. Loud laugh, dominates rugby, and offers to help smaller kids carry their books.
Toowise ♂ (JP) - An absolute cringe machine. Reminds the teacher of homework when he forgets it, and is essentially hated by everyone and dejected from the society of the school. Naturally, gets along with other rejects, like Wyoming, New Mexico, Florida, and Paraguay.
Transnistria ♀ (EU) - She does whatever she can to piss Moldova off. She is constantly emboldened by Russia to do so. She is friends with Abkhazia and South Ossetia.
Trinidad and Tobago ♀ (OC) - She is very close to Guyana and Suriname, and somewhat strong friends with Jamaica. Also good with Barbados, Dominica, Gabon, and others.
Tunisia ♀ (AF) - She is quite close to Italy and Malta. She has had her ups and downs with Egypt and Libya. She has a good friendship with Algeria.
Turkey ♂ (AS) - Has a love for tea. Thinks he is the best and greatest at everything he does. He hates Armenia, Serbia and Greece greatly and is never afraid to insult them. Turkey has become bitter towards many European members and candidates because he applied for club membership in freshman year and still hasn't been contacted about membership. Is good friends with Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, and Kyrgyzstan. Best friends and cousins with Azerbaijan. Doesn't like Sweden.
Turkmenistan ♂ (AS) - He is obsessed with marble and white. His backpack is white, his house is white, the horse he rides to school is white. He is extremely introverted, but gets along alright with Turkey and okay-ish with Azerbaijan. He actually gets along well with Uzbekistan and Russia.
Tuvalu ♀ (OC) - She really loves to watch TV. She is very close to New Zealand, and likes Taiwan, Australia, Fiji, Nauru, Kiribati, Tonga, and Samoa.
Uganda ♂ (AF) - Had to be put in special-ed after his mental state was reversed in a car crash with Tanzania and severe brain damage from his depression and self-harm. He’s a big fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, and has a crush on Knuckles. He also made his own charming action film using toys and figurines. Friends with Paraguay. Good with Tanzania and Kenya.
Ukraine ♂ (EU) - He’s finally gotten sick of Russia’s crap and started trying to make new friends. This pissed Russia off and Russia jumped him, but his new friends aren’t going to let him be treated like that. China is actually surprisingly nice to him. Finland, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania are very supportive of him.
United Arab Emirates ♂ (AS) - One of the richest kids in school. He pulls up to school in a Lamborghini and has eight private jets. Has a YouTube channel where he expresses his bigoted opinions. Sometimes, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, and Qatar feature on his channel.
United States ♂ (NA) - The most popular boy in school who always posts suggestive photos on social media, and flaunts his dad’s money. He used to be a part of England’s group of friends, and when he tried to amicably part ways with him, England tried to force him to stay. He was able to convince him eventually, and they hated each other for a while before they made up. Great friends with Japan and South Korea, as well as Philippines. Has complicated relationships with Canada and Mexico, both of which have become kind of distant recently. Very close with Australia and New Zealand. Thinks of Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, and Syria as enemies and is quite aggressive toward all of them, particularly Russia, China, and Iran.
Uruguay ♂ (SA) - Argentina's little brother who loves soccer even more than Argentina does. Is extremely annoying to Brazil.
Utah ♀ (US) - She carries her Bible around with her and thumps it down on the desk in every class. Yes, she’s literally a bible-thumper. She is the president of the Bible Study club. She likes to judge people and tell them they’re all going to hell, especially Alabama, New York, Illinois, Texas, California, Hawaii, Florida, Michigan, Washington, Delaware, Virginia, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Oregon…
Uzbekistan ♂ (AS) - He has tried to make friends with Pakistan, but Afghanistan always seems to get in the way. He has an up and down relationship with Russia, and is a little bit pushy toward, and is seen as very annoying by, Kyrgyzstan. Has a very tense relationship with Tajikistan. He's pretty good with Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan, though.
Vanuatu ♀ (OC) - She has an up and down relationship with France. Good with Vietnam and Australia. Great with Papua New Guinea and Fiji.
Vatican City ♂ (EU) - Everyone is nice to him, but he has no actual friends. Is extremely religious and formerly homeschooled.
Venezuela ♀ (SA) - Is incredibly attractive, but both of her parents are drug dealers. She's really good with Cuba, Nicaragua, and Bolivia, especially as they are coordinated in their appreciation for Russia and their dislike for United States.
Vermont ♂ (US) - This guy is a yes-man deluxe. He has never given any constructive criticism in his life. He has to be truly liked by everyone. He is truly liked by no one. Except he makes great Maple syrup. But that’s it.
Vietnam ♀ (AS) - The girl who earned the respect of the entire school because she endured and overcame years of bullying by United States. She is smart and kind of popular, especially in Russia’s circle. Friendly with Japan and, surprisingly, both North Korea and South Korea.
Virginia ♂ (US) - He grew up rich, but traditionally rich. His political leaning is based on economic policies of hundreds of years ago. He's in multiple war reenactment groups, including those that reenact the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, and the War on Drugs. He and Maryland sometimes don't get along very well.
Wales ♂ (EU) - Wales is a party animal. He has a nose piercing, and has a weird affinity for sheep. Believes dragons are real, and so gets along great with Bhutan.
Washington ♂ (US) - This guy is an introvert to say the least. He cuts thumb holes in the cuffs of his long sleeve shirts. He has bad chin acne. He’s about a foot taller than everyone else at school. He carries a certain mysterious elan about him that puts most people off. He’s the President of the Drama Club. He writes plays. He writes poems. He writes lyrics. Dating Oregon.
West Virginia ♂ (US) - He’s an isolationist. Completely willing and capable of self-sustenance. He hunts with his own bow and arrow. He brews his own beer. He kisses his own sister. He holds Alabama, Iowa and Kentucky in contempt for no apparent reason - except that Kentucky stole his farm animals once. Absolute best friends with Pontiac.
Western Sahara ♂ (AF) - He has been constantly done dirty by Morocco, although the vast majority of students don't really seem to care. Fortunately, he does have the support of a lot of African students, and Algeria and Mauritania are there to help him in times of need, even if it's to spite Morocco. Due to his unusual affinity for speaking Spanish, gets along with Mexico, Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, Bolivia, Colombia, Uruguay, and Honduras, among other students.
Wisconsin ♂ (US) - She has really pale skin, black hair, black eyeliner, black nail polish, silver jewelry dangling from everywhere, tight halter-tops and corsets, ripped black fishnets and leather pants, and knee-high combat boots. She’s dating Michigan. Is friends with Iceland for their similar style.
Wizzandy ♂ (JP) - He is of average height, and he has an obsession for snacks and video games, specifically combat games and first-person shooters. Sometimes he can get a bit rude, but he gets along fine with most. He uses some internet slang, but not modern slang from the past 5 years. Friends with ItzIngenious, Florida and Denmark. Also secretly has a crush on Taiwan.
Wyoming ♂ (US) - He’s always last in line on picture day. He’s always last picked in gym class. He reads the morning announcements but no one recognizes his voice or knows who he is. He’s not in the yearbook because they couldn’t justify using another entire page for just the one picture that wouldn’t fit on the previous page. He’s not in any clubs or social groups. Is friends with Florida and Toowise.
Yemen ♂ (AS) - An introverted boy who often gets ignored in school. Not a lot of students know about the pain he is currently enduring at home due to his parents' divorce and struggling relations with Saudi Arabia’s family. He has a lot of potential to do great things in the future, he just doesn’t know it yet. He loves fishing in his spare time to get away from all the drama. Has a deep hatred for Israel and they get into fights often. He also has a strained relationship with Iran and Saudi Arabia, and even more so with United Arab Emirates. Gets along well with Oman.
Zambia ♀ (AF) - She mediates a lot of arguments between those in her social circle. She is good with Zimbabwe now despite past issues. Is also alright with Namibia, Tanzania, and South Africa.
Zimbabwe ♀ (AF) - She is usually the last in everything and has a horrible sense of numbers, always thinking that everything is expensive. She got suspended after writing a dollar sign on a piece of paper and trying to buy school lunch with it. Used to be cool with Botswana and Zambia but they don't really speak anymore. Alright with Namibia and South Africa.
Current number of students: 293
just so they're able to freely interact
I mean, in real life I have problems to get out of my social circle of 3-4 people and I get nice grades 🤷🏻♂️
Either you can provide a description, or I'd be happy to do it for you :)
Good to see so many countries in here lol
as for getting a profile in this blog, please provide a short description of your character, or you can leave it up to me.
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I'm great friends with Philippines and have a decent friendship with Maryland and a majority of the JetPunkers. I too, am good at karaoke. I am smart, but at times may be doing the bare minimum to pass. I think I'm sort of a complex character, being really energetic with friends, and very calm, quiet, and collected everywhere else.
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You can add other stuff to me, it'd be real fun to see what you have in store for me!