European Countries Battle Royale Episode #1
First published: Tuesday September 30th, 2025
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Thanks You All
Thank you all who have signed up! Sign Ups are now closed. Out of 44 countries you could have chosen, only 10 are controlled by bots (not picked countries)! I will hand out advantages after all of the bot countries have been defeated. If you are new to this then here is a quick rundown:
#1: The wheel decides everything in this game. This includes who is attacking, who they attack, and whether they win or loose. The wheel also creates Game-Created Alliances which will prevent 2 countries from attacking each other. Note this is not realistic!
#2 You may create alliances with each other. Just make sure to invite me. These alliances do not prevent attacks from other players in the alliance, just a place to socialize and create plans. You may request the wheel to make an alliance official
#3 Be respectful of other players! This rule must be followed! You may dislike the wheel but you may not be disrespectful. Do not make any offensive WW1 or WW2 references, especially to players who control countries that were in the Axis Powers. Penelties will be handed out if this rule is broken
Now that is out of the way, let us begin!
Spain vs Andorra
Spain (Amphi64) is aiming to controll the small area of Andorra. Spain marched their army through the mountains to get to Andorra. There they had a big battle, and by that I mean Spain wiped out every Andorran they saw with absolutely no issues.
Spain wins! (no picture needed. Andorra was a bot)
Moldova vs Romania
Moldova (NEGeo) goes in to take Romania. The Moldovan Army had some setback trying to get out of Chisinau but they were able to make it to fight a battle in Bucharest. They fight a heated match. Romania had no chance.
Moldova wins!
Estonia vs Latvia
Estonia (MeowILoveCats123) wants to unite the Baltic States. Latvia, being a butt, refuses and starts fighting Estonia. Estonia yawns and defeats Latvia with ease.
Estonia wins!
Bosnia and Herzegovina vs Croatia
Bosnia & Herzegovina (HubertThePhoenix) wants a bigger coastline, so Croatia it is. Bosnia & Herzegovina fights hard, so hard that the Croatian leaders surrendered immediately.
Bosnia & Herzegovina wins!
Albania vs North Macedonia
Albania (SongHaeIl) decides to take on North Macedonia, shocking everyone! North Macedonia fights but it is no use. Albania completely dissolves the Macedonian army.
Albania wins!
Austria vs Hungary
Austria (Aragorn) wants to reunite their long lost empire. Hungary, not to pleased by Austria's offer, tries to brush it off, but we all knew what was gonna happen. Hungary's military took over Hungary and gave it to Austria under strange circumstances.
Austria wins!
Serbia vs Kosovo
Serbia (ImGeographyGOAT) really wants their rebellious territory of Kosovo back. Kosovo hates the idea so they fight. Serbia takes their broomstick and beats the heck out of Kosovo.
Serbia wins!
Ukraine vs Belarus
Ukraine (Basaball) wants to take out Belarus for helping the non-existing Russia with a certain war started in 2022. Belarus, being corrupted, falls in a matter of days to its own citizens and they give the land to Ukraine.
Ukraine wins!
Poland vs Lithuania
Poland (Tayger) wants to reunite their forgotten empire with Lithuania. Lithuania, a little too excited, joins in. Poland annexes Lithuania.
Poland wins!
France vs Monaco
France (jbro) wants some casinos, so they take make a move upon Monaco. France prepares for the battle in the city of Nice while Monaco prepares in, uhh, well, Monaco. France just simply overpowers them.
France wins!
The Map
For those of you who do not know what map website I use, I use MapChart.
Only the countries that have done something are colored in!
Notes
I will hand out advantages between now and tomorrow. You may make your own flag and even change your name. Your capital city will be your country's current capital city. Also if you change your country's name, please be reasonable with it and not something I have to hunt down to copy and paste.
Fixed
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44. Andorra
43. Romania
42. Latvia
41. Croatia
40. North Macedonia
39. Hungary
38. Kosovo
37. Belarus
36. Lithuania (under peaceful annexation)
35. Monaco (last bot country)
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I'm back for ranking everyone once more!
No surprise that the bots instantly died. Goodbye to them I suppose!
Asia
Africa
Americas
Oceania
Middle East
Or an islands one, with only island countries (the map will look disgusting though)
Please un-redact that...
7. Vatican City vs Italy
Italy decides that they want to remove the holes in their country, so they swarm Vatican city. Vatican city, knowing that their small population doesn't stand a chance, decides to phone call Jesus Christ and ask him to go to Italy. Jesus agrees, and starts the rapture. Everyone in Italy is sent to the afterlife, whilst the Vatican claims a huge chunk of land.
Vatican City wins