European Countries Battle Royale Episode #3

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1.

The answer to the last episode's question

Last episode I started to make people answer questions to see whether or not they get a disadvantage. Multiple people answered, but sadly most of those people were not affected by the question. Out of the 8 people who were affected by the question only 3 people made an attempt to guess and only 2 of them were correct. Austria and Finland will not be receiving disadvantages.

The answer was the United States.

2.

Finland vs Estonia

Finland (Lingonax) decided they wanted a rematch against Estonia (MeowILoveCats123). So Finland calls Estonia saying, "Hey man, wanna have a rematch?" To which Estonia said, "Sure, I think I have my ammo now." Finland, all surprised, said, "Ammo? You need snowballs! That is how we fight!" Estonia being the cool guy said, "Okay just need a few moments to find some snow. Okay got some." Finland, knowing Estonia, stated, "You're throwing them from Estonia, aren't you." So Estonia got closer and fell right into a trap set by Finland and surrendered. "You got me!" said Estonia.

Finland won very confusingly

The snowball fight outcome
3.

Germany vs Czechia

Germany (lindwyrm) wants Czechia (GeniusKhan). Germany doesn't need it, but the want it! They begin to fight. Czechia just wanted to live but Germany killed them!

Germany wins!

The proof
4.

France vs Portugal

France (jbro) wants the entire Iberian Peninsula so they go after Portugal (ItzIngenious). Things were not looking good for Portugal with their government hiding in the Azores, then one of them had an idea. Their general came up with a great idea. He said, "How about, we stop running and fight?" So they did and defeated France.

France loses!

5.

Malta vs Greece

Malta (MeMeMe333) wants Greece (ATLFalconsFan) so they make a move in their boats. Although their boats were not as strong as they thought and OMG IS THAT A LEEK IN THE BOAT??? Someone forgot to through their food away in the ocean and not in the boat. In the end they faught one battle and everyone ran away because someone decided to bring their pet shark and it started to sink everyboat.

Malta (and Greece I suppose) loses to a shark

6.

Scotland vs Icebergbourg

Yeah this one shocked me as well. Scotland (Wizzandy) wants Icebergbourg (Iceland) (LuckyCat). Iceland was not going down easily so they got a few torpedoes and fired them at the oncoming Scottish fleet and scared them off.

Scotland loses!

7.

Map

Its the map!

Again sorry for the short blog. Also Poland changed their name to be Pretty Ovalic Lands, And No Drugs (POLAND)

8.

New Question!

For those who have been attacked or attacked someone else, your new Question is:

What is the only country flag without the colors Red, White, and Blue? DO NOT LOOK THIS UP

32 Comments
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Level 62
Oct 3, 2025
Make sure to answer the question in your private group! DO NOT LOOK IT UP!!
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Level 45
Oct 3, 2025
I'm early for once.. Slovenia is still not involved in anything lol
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Level 68
Oct 3, 2025
great POLAND name over there

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44. Andorra

43. Romania

42. Latvia

41. Croatia

40. North Macedonia

39. Hungary

38. Kosovo

37. Belarus

36. Lithuania (under peaceful annexation)

35. Monaco (last bot country)

34. Spain (Amphi64)

33. Slovakia (Copybarra)

32. Estonia (MeowILoveCats123)

31. Czech Republic (GeniusKhan)

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Two more fall. Also this question easy imo

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Level 68
Oct 3, 2025
I like to imagine that Finland and Estonia were both throwing snowballs across the Gulf of Finland.
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Level 51
Oct 3, 2025
with saint petersburg casually watching with some vodka
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Level 82
Oct 3, 2025
At least I get bohemia.

And moravia.

And czech silesia.

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Level 72
Oct 3, 2025
where's my new name :(
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Level 62
Oct 3, 2025
I forgot/didn't see the name under your group. Remind me what is your name?
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Level 72
Oct 3, 2025
Icebergbourg
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Level 65
Oct 3, 2025
i dont even have a group
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Level 65
Oct 3, 2025
btw Swiss neutrality continues
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Level 62
Oct 3, 2025
thought you had one
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Level 65
Oct 3, 2025
i deleted it bcs i thought it was going to be a new one
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Level 62
Oct 3, 2025
It was, I thought I created the group. There was a few people who I planned to create their groups the next day (it was night) and didn't get to it
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Level 51
Oct 3, 2025
Can you make the countries that aren't participating black from now because sometimes they make me confused
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Level 62
Oct 4, 2025
Okay
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Level 71
Oct 3, 2025
What happened to my name 😭
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Level 71
Oct 3, 2025
So... In my battle, someone but a vegetable (leek) in the boat, which attracted the shark???
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Level 51
Oct 4, 2025
Jaws if it was made in Greece instead of Murica
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Level 62
Oct 4, 2025
No, someone brought their pet shark. It was just meant to be funny
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Level 76
Oct 3, 2025
Jamaica.
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Level 72
Oct 3, 2025
Jamakinmecrazy
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Level 45
Oct 4, 2025
I don't think you're supposed to say the answer in public chat..
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Level 65
Oct 4, 2025
I mean any JetPunker worth their salt knows this answer like the back of their hand.
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Level 62
Oct 4, 2025
The point of this question was to make sure that people are actually trying to guess. I mean you saw how few people attempted to answer the last one
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Level 76
Oct 9, 2025
mb, I didn't know
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Level 41
Oct 5, 2025
wait, so what happened to Greece?
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Level 62
Oct 5, 2025
I don't know, shark is all I can say
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Level 41
Oct 6, 2025
oh, ok
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Level 51
Oct 6, 2025
pontiac when part 4 dont give up pls
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Level 62
Oct 6, 2025
It may come out tomorrow. The end of the first 9 weeks at school is coming and I am trying to put more into that
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Level 65
Oct 7, 2025
After all of the royales end, I might spinoff this series for season II