US States Battle Royale Episode 13
First published: Thursday September 25th, 2025
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A few quick announcements
First on todays agenda, I have something to celebrate! I have reached 15,000 Quiz Takes within my first year on JetPunk, actually within my first 11 months! On October 22, 2025, I will reach my first year on JetPunk!
Second on todays agenda, ECBR (European Countries Battle Royale) will happen next week. This means that episode 14 of USBR will be the finale with 2 people facing off, with a special twist!
Now that all of that is out of the way, lets get playin'!!
Iowa vs Texas
Iowa (Quizkid03) is again going after Texas (Capybarra). It is to no ones surprise that Iowa could not come out as victorious.
Iowa loses
Texas vs Maryland
Texas (Capybarra) decided that Maryland (Ptcairn) would look nice on them, so they go in for an attack. Maryland made a fatal attack about halfway throughout the battle, digging trenches around their capital city. Texas destroys them.
Texas wins, however, Maryland had a secret thing, they are able to retreat to the Federal District of Washington D.C., this is the last state that can successfully split itself!
Texas vs Delaware
Texas (Capybarra), good with how the war with Maryland played out, decided they wanted Delaware (BautyArg). Texas is able to surround the Delaware Capital City within days.
Texas wins
Maryland vs Texas
Maryland (Ptcairn) makes a move upon Texas (Capybarra) for taking out Delaware and most of their land. In the end, Maryland failed to make an attack upon Texas
Maryland loses
Texas vs Alaska
Somehow Texas (Capybarra) has managed to be in a battle. This time they are going after Alaska (Wizzandy). Texas invades with only 20% of its army, still a considerably high amount of soldiers. Alaska was unable to protect itself from the attack.
Texas wins
TEXAS vs Maryland
WTF WHY DOES THE WHEEL LOVE TEXAS THIS MUCH???? Anyway, rant over, Texas (Capybarra) makes a move upon Maryland. Maryland loses quickly.
Texas wins
Map Time
We are down to the final 2. Everyone, besides Capybarra and Quizkid03, check your own personal group for a special message
49. Georgia
48. Arizona
47. Vermont
46. New Mexico
45. New Jersey (tgig)
44. Alabama
43. Arkansas
42. Nebraska
41. Kentucky
40. Oregon
39. Wisconsin
38. Connecticut
37. Nevada
36. Idaho
35. Tennessee
34. Missouri
33. North Dakota
32. Indiana
31. Louisiana
30. Colorado
29. Rhode Island (NEGeo)
28. Oklahoma
27. Mississippi (last bot state out)
26. West Virginia (stephenn)
25. Florida (InfiniteBulk)
24. North Carolina (jbro)
23. Michigan (KiloNova)
22. Kansas (Gekko0923)
21. Maine (DukeOfArrakis)
20. Virginia (Nickelz)
19. Hawaii (ItzIngenious)
18. Ohio (hi111223)
17. Niuew York (MeowILoveCats123)
16. Illinois (Froggodoggo)
15. Robert Patterson (Tayger) (forfeit)
14. South Dakota (MeMeMe333)
13. Utah (Danny999)
12. Grand Carolina (LuckyCat)
11. Pennsylvania (SonyVondern)
10. Montana (Trompete79)
8. Alta California (Lindwyrm)
7. Massachusetts (Lexiconic)
6. Minnesota (lingonax)
5. Delaware (BautyArg)
4. Alaska (Wizzandy)
3. Maryland (Ptcairn)
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GO IOWA GOOOO
Should I be awake at this hour? Uh...probably not
BUT HECK ITS WORTH IT ITS A PONTIAC BLOG!
Also congrats on the 15K quiz takes! Keep it up!
Glad I'm somehow in the final two!
Edit: We posted this at the exact same time.