US States Battle Royale - Episode 2
First published: Tuesday September 9th, 2025
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Arizona vs Utah (Danny999)
South Carolina (LuckyCat) VS North Carolina (jbro)
South Carolina (LuckyCat) decides they want to make a move. The only way to do that is to take North Carolina (jbro). North Carolina was weakened from attacking just an episode ago. There advantage of GDP is cut in half so there advantage works at 50%.
South Carolina punches first. They believe in self offensive as it is way more effective. "The giant is mighty, but the giant is weak. Attack now or defend later." - LuckyCat. South Carolina punches hard. North Carolina, caught off guard, fights hard but it is no use. South Carolina takes out North Carolina, reunifying the state that split in 1729.
South Carolina wins taking jbro out of the game. Don't worry jbro because you can at some point break away from South Carolina.
New York (MeowILoveCats123) vs Vermont
New York, decides to attack Vermont. Vermont was attacked by the former state of New Hampshire last episode. New York attacks, overwhelming the small state. New York swarms Vermont's capital and win.
New York Wins
Texas (Capybarra) vs New Mexico
Texas is moving out! Texas has been wanting to claim New Mexico for some time now, probably. Texas shoots first. Pow! New Mexico is caught off guard! Their bot army is getting destroyed right now. New Mexico decides to surrender rather than face the mighty wrath of Capybarra.
Texas wins and takes New Mexico
Delaware (BautyArg) vs New Jersey (thegoatisgoaty)
Delaware wants to gain land. Hmmm, the wheel decided New Jersey would be the best choice. New Jersey, upon hearing this news fights first. Delaware, with the help of Maryland (Ptcairn), fights back hard. New Jersey used a lot of its resources quickly. Delaware, being more experienced decides to be smart about this situation and near the end of the war, Delaware gains ground in New Jersey. In a twist that nobody saw coming, New Jersey becomes the second player to be eliminated.
Delaware wins this battle with the help of Maryland. New Jersey still has a chance to be revived and revolt against Delaware, but for now, tgig is out of the game joining jbro.
Florida (InfiniteBulk) vs Alabama
Florida, seeing two other big states attack, decided to start attacking Alabama. Florida moves into and takes Alabama's coastline. Alabama fights and they start making grounds into Florida, however they decided to lay siege, which was a big mistake. Florida, seeing the oppurtunity, ambushes the Alabaman troops. Florida wins at the Battle at Montgomery and Alabama surrenders, making the worst borders since North Carolina inveded Georgia.
Florida wins Alabama
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50. New Hampshire
49. Georgia
48. Arizona
47. North Carolina (jbro)
46. Vermont
45. New Mexico
44. New Jersey (tgig)
43. Alabama
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2 Players out already! It's gonna be a wild battle royale!
Congrats to the states that won! Delaware especially!
gg jbro
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