US States Battle Royale Episode 3

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1.

Oklahoma vs Arkansas

Oklahoma seeing that Texas gained an empire began worrying and decided to create an empire itself. Oklahoma decided to make its march on  Arkansas. Oklahoma decides that instead of a blood bath they could send a message to Arkansas asking if they would like to join them. Arkansas, a small state, decides that this would be a lovely idea. Oklahoma annexes Arkansas peacefully.

Oklahoma wins

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Jake Gyllenhaal (Wyoming) vs Nebraska

Jake Gyllenhaal (controlled by Tayger) decides to try to take out Nebraska. Nebraska puts up a good fight, but it is no match for this star. Jake Gyllenhaal punches left and right. Nebraska has no choice but to surrender

Jake Gyllenhaal wins

3.

West Virginia vs Kentucky

West Virginia (controlled by stephenn) makes a move to take out Kentucky. Kentucky has had long fueds with neighboring Kentucky and now WV attacks them. West Virginia, with more resources, takes Kentucky by storm. Frankfort falls after about 9 months because they ran out of resources from their initial attacks.

West Virginia wins

4.

Alaska vs Oregon

Alaska (controlled by Wizzandy) attacks Oregon. Oregon, completely caught off guard from an Alaskan attack, tries to defend themselves but to no prevail. Alaska took Portland first, then Salem. Oregon. At this point, Oregon is forced to surrender

Alaska wins gaining land in the lower 48.

5.

Michigan vs Wisconsin

Michigan (controlled by KiloNova) decides they want to take over Wisconsin, putting a twist in their fued for Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Michigan takes over Door County first. They slice through Wisconsin like a hot knife on butter. Michigan makes it to Madison in no time at all. Wisconsin surrenders.

Michigan wins

6.

Rhode Island vs Connecticut

Rhode Island (controlled by NEGeo) wants to triple in size by taking over Connecticut. Connecticut does not want to be taken over so they put up a fight. Rhode Island destroys them in a matter of a few months.

Rhode Island wins

7.

Idaho vs Nevada

Idaho really wants some casinos. Nevada punches them hard with their heat. Idaho, not wanting to lose more people, retreats.

Idaho loses

8.

A look at the map currently

As of September 10, 2025
this is gonna take a while lol
27 Comments
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Level 62
Sep 10, 2025
This is getting a little bit more crazy.
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Level 62
Sep 10, 2025
Update: So very so to Nickelz. I was going to be eliminating bot states and then do some actual stuff and thought Virginia was a bot. The war was treated as a Player vs Bot not Player vs Player. Virginia survives and Kentucky is out
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Level 51
Sep 10, 2025
I TOOK OVER OREGON LETS GOOOOO
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Level 68
Sep 10, 2025
CHAOS, CHAOS!

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50. New Hampshire

49. Georgia

48. Arizona

47. North Carolina (jbro)

46. Vermont

45. New Mexico

44. New Jersey (tgig)

43. Alabama

42. Arkansas

41. Nebraska

40. Kentucky

39. Oregon

38. Wisconsin

37. Connecticut

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No eliminated players this episode! And this is getting more claimed, I might have to do something.

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Level 51
Sep 10, 2025
Nickelz controlled Virginia so he is out
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Level 62
Sep 10, 2025
Oh ####. I didn't realize that Virginia was controlled by Nickelz. I will rework West Virginia's war because I thought Virginia was a bot. Sorry Nickelz
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Level 62
Sep 10, 2025
DOes anyone controll Kentucky? Making sure by another person before I do that
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Level 62
Sep 10, 2025
Nickelz controlled Virginia. stephenn controls West Virginia
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Level 68
Sep 10, 2025
i love how its canon that Jake Gyllenhaal has ruthlessly beaten up the entire state of Nebraska to force its surrender.
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Level 82
Sep 10, 2025
I got no action this episode too, guess my troops will be less tired than my neighbors in the next episodes.....
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Level 51
Sep 10, 2025
I could potentially see Virginia taking over Tennessee to become as powerful as West Virginia

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Hawaii I am coming for you

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Level 51
Sep 10, 2025
if Oklahoma annexed Arkansas peacefully is Oklahoma not weakened
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Level 62
Sep 10, 2025
They are not weakened. You are correct
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Level 45
Sep 10, 2025
Doesn't matter, Oklahoma is next.
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Level 41
Sep 10, 2025
Lemme be peaceful up in Maine :)
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Level 61
Sep 10, 2025
Can I take Canada as well?
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Level 62
Sep 10, 2025
this is US states, Canada is off this season
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Level 45
Sep 10, 2025
Ooh.. Oklahoma wants to challenge me? Not very smart!
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Level 65
Sep 10, 2025
utah is going to beat texas

in case you dont remember from last episode, they have hydrogen bombs and the s.t.e.a.l tactic

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Level 45
Sep 10, 2025
Texas has nuclear weapons..
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Level 65
Sep 11, 2025
so does utah
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Level 65
Sep 11, 2025
does it have s.t.e.a.l
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Level 68
Sep 11, 2025
can y'all fight later, I still need to get my buttered popcorn ready
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Level 51
Sep 11, 2025
Imagine if nobody took California and Hawaii ended up invading California, then California would be caught "off guard" by a Hawaiian attack and get completely taken over
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Level 65
Sep 11, 2025
ayyy mass i'm coming for you (i'll wait though gotta prep)
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Level 76
Sep 11, 2025
Any chance I can revolt in the next episode????
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Level 62
Sep 11, 2025
In episode 5 a state that has been eliminated can revolt