The Quizmaster's 2024 Predictions

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Welcome to the third annual Official Predictions™ of the JetPunk quizmaster, in which this flawed prognosticator tries to make sense of the world by guessing what the future will hold.
Because prediction is hard and I'm still no good at it, I've included a percent chance that I think the event will happen. This will also help me to grade my predictions at the end of the year. Note: I will be the sole judge of these predictions. So, here they are, in order of likelihood, my 2024 predictions.
99 World population increases in 2024
92 Xi still leader of China
92 Joe Biden still President on election day
90 Mark Zuckerburg still CEO of Meta
90 Kim Jong-un still leader of North Korea
90 Chicago July 2023 estimated population lower than 2022
Chicago's population has fallen pretty much every year for decades, so a naive guess would be at least 95%. I'm putting this at 90% due to the chance that the Census changes its methodology or large-scale immigration causes an increase.
90 Capital added, removed, or name change on "Capitals of the World" quiz
Nusantara is scheduled to replace Jakarta as capital of Indonesia in August.
88 Charles III still king of the United Kingdom
88 I still moderate quizzes nearly every day
87 Elon Musk still CEO of Tesla
85 Sam Altman still CEO of OpenAI
85 The #1 grossing movie worldwide is part of an existing franchise
85 Ali Khameini still Supreme Leader of Iran
85 Average home price in the U.S. increases during 2024 according to Zillow
85 Andy Jassy still CEO of Amazon
84 Vladimir Putin still President of Russia
80 Lebron James active on an NBA roster
70 Volodymyr Zelensky is still president of Ukraine
2024 is an election year in Ukraine, but Ukrainian elections might be postponed because of martial law.
70 Ceasefire in the Israel/Gaza war as of December 31
70 U.S. official unemployment below 5% on December 31st
65 U.S. wins an Olympic gold in men's basketball
65 More JetPunk quizzes taken in 2024 than 2023
65 The S&P 500 finishes the year positive
65 Gold over $2000/oz at end of year
60 OpenAI releases GPT-5 or equivalent product
60 There is a new oldest living person in the world
60 Max Verstappen wins the F1 championship
60 Carlos Alcaraz wins at least one Grand Slam tennis championship
50 Elon Musk is world's richest person on December 31st
50 Ceasefire in the Ukraine/Russia war as of December 31st
45 A superhero movie is the #1 grossing movie for the entire year worldwide
40 Donald Trump is booked into jail at some point
40 Joe Biden wins at least 270 electoral votes
40 Donald Trump wins at least 270 electoral votes
If you're paying attention, this means I think there's a 20% that neither Joe Biden or Donald Trump wins 270 electoral votes. This could happen because of a third party candidate such as Kennedy, the death of either Trump or Biden, Trump or Biden losing the primary, or either candidate being kept off the ballot by states controlled by the other political party. It's a chaotic situation.
40 Price of oil (WTI) over $100/barrel on December 31
35 Euro worth less than $1 at end of year
30 Taylor Swift gets engaged
30 Venezuela invades Guyana
25 Donald Trump wins the popular vote
20 U.S. inflation (trailing 12 months) above 5%
20 Uranium price increases by at least 100%
20 U.S. bombs Yemen with at least 10 deaths
20 U.S. enters recession at some point during the year according to NBER
20 A third party candidate gets at least 10% of the popular vote in the U.S. election
15 AMC theaters declares bankruptcy
15 New record set for world's heaviest pumpkin
15 Seattle has at least one day of 100 °F or higher
12 There is a country name change on the "Countries of the World" quiz
12 U.S. suffers 1000 or more military deaths in a new conflict
10 TikTok banned in the United States
10 Russia captures Kyiv at some point during the year
10 More than 1 million JetPunk quizzes taken in a single day in 2024
10 New record for most expensive artwork ever sold
8 England wins the 2024 UEFA Euro
8 China invades Taiwan mainland
8 Country added or removed from "Countries of the World" quiz
8 U.S. bombs Iran with at least 10 deaths
7 9.0 or higher earthquake anywhere on Earth
6 OpenAI, Google, or Anthropic announce they have achieved AGI, Artificial General Intelligence
5 Someone beats Usain Bolt's world record in the 100m dash
4 At least one Global Position System satellite is destroyed
4 Nuclear detonation kills at least 1000 people
3 Someone beats Barry Bonds’s record of 73 home runs in a season
1 There is a temperature of 45 °C or higher somewhere in the UK (not counting territories)
0.5 9.0 or higher earthquake on the Cascade fault
0.2 A geomagnetic storm greater than the Carrington Event (1859) takes place
0.2 Proof of extra-terrestrial intelligent life discovered
0.1 Asteroid impact kills more than 1000 people on Earth
negative ∞ Cyprus added to "Countries of Europe" quiz
72 Comments
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Level 81
Jan 5, 2024
Cool blog. What would you put the chances of Jimmy Carter staying alive at?
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Level 94
Jan 5, 2024
Probably pretty low, but he definitely deserves to be our first president to reach 100 years old.
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Level 44
Jul 9, 2024
Yeah, for jimmy's underrated presidency, he deserves it.
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Level 70
Oct 2, 2024
Well well well
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Level 68
Jan 5, 2024
1% unfortunately
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Level 34
Nov 25, 2024
WELL WELL WELL
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Level ∞
Jan 6, 2024
At that age a person typically has about a 50% of dying in a given year.
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Level 64
Jan 6, 2024
that's cuteee
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Level 79
Oct 1, 2024
He made it!

(to 100 hope this doesn't age poorly)

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Level 42
Dec 21, 2024
10 days left - I think he made it
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Level 80
Dec 24, 2024
I dunno, that's what we thought about Betty White.
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Level 72
Dec 29, 2024
You spoke too soon
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Level 42
Dec 29, 2024
Yeah...whoops 😬
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Level 44
Dec 30, 2024
rip jimmy.
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Level 79
Jan 5, 2024
I wonder how these ones will turn out. It's not going to be fun trying to learn Nusantara instead of Jakarta. QM, do you have a thing with big pumpkins, like are you going for the world record or something?
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Level 72
Jan 6, 2024
Nusantara is at least a very distinctive sounding name, so I think we Jetpunkers will learn it quickly. That being said, I am sceptical to put it so high on the predictions list seeing as the groundbreaking only happened in 2022 and due to the tendency for these types of projects to get delayed.
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Level 51
Feb 20, 2024
and ouagadougou
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Level 90
Mar 19, 2024
Yamoussoukro reports in, sir.
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Level 65
May 7, 2024
Antananarivo has entered the chat
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Level 76
Jul 1, 2024
Sri jaya... ow wait they have left the chat again already
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Level 63
Sep 14, 2024
sri jayawardenepura kotte?
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Level 45
Sep 21, 2024
How did you spell that? Lol
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Level 78
Jan 5, 2024
When you say you still moderate quizzes nearly every day, does that mean 88% chance you moderate quizzes nearly every day of 2024, or 88% chance you continuel moderating quizzes by the time 2024 ends?

Also, what's the highest # of daily takes JP has seen thus far?

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Level 79
Jan 5, 2024
QM said "We peaked at 738,939 on March 28." on the 2023 predictions revisited. I am not sure if this is an all time high though.
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Level 68
Jan 5, 2024
This is definitely an all-time high, I believe we never hit 700k before 2023.
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Level 79
Jan 5, 2024
It is a bit late here and I misread that as "Taiwan invades China mainland". Perhaps I really should fix my sleep schedule :P
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Level 79
Jan 5, 2024
In Breaddonesia?
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Level 68
Jan 5, 2024
Interesting. There are some new ones in this lot that catch my eye
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Level 65
Jan 6, 2024
Cyprus, country of Europe : negative... LOL !!!
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Level 76
Jul 1, 2024
to infinity even..
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Level 61
Nov 17, 2024
😭😢
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Level 81
Jan 6, 2024
Hahaha England will possibly come in second again...
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Level 40
Jul 21, 2024
Correct. Because UEFA a holds a grudge against them and thinks you can play the ball with the hairs on your knee. THAT is what “played the Spanish attacker onside” for Spain to win. In other words, UEFA cheated England out of the Euros. Again.
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Level 44
Jan 6, 2024
Can someone explain the numbers before the predictions?
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Level 64
Jan 6, 2024
"Because prediction is hard and I'm still no good at it, I've included a percent chance that I think the event will happen."
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Level 71
Jan 6, 2024
Love reading these as always Quizmaster! What are you predictions for the Indian election this year? I'd personally give Modi an 85% chance of winning, barring something catastrophic happening I'd say he looks unstoppable.

Would also like to hear the likelihood of Vietnam joining the 100 million club given how close it is.

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Level 79
Jan 6, 2024
It would be really close for Vietnam, the JetPunk/UN model thing has Vietnam at 99,818,075 on January 1st, 2025.
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Level 67
Jan 6, 2024
What are QMs political views? I cant tell
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Level 43
Jan 6, 2024
To quote Quizmaster, "Belgium is the source of all the world's problems."
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Level 69
Jan 6, 2024
That's intentional
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Level 69
Jan 7, 2024
that only the disputed countries that he politically identifies with are countries
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Level 87
Jan 9, 2024
If you need to know a person's political views before you make up your mind about their nonpolitical ideas or predictions, you need help. Jetpunk is apolitical, despite many people's best efforts. Please keep it that way.

Please.

Please.

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Level 67
Jan 12, 2024
That’s not really true. If jetpunk was apolitical, palestine would be recognised, considering it has observer status in the un, which neither Taiwan or Kosovo have.
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Level 73
Jan 31, 2024
The continents thing is definitely political, lol.
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Level 28
Oct 11, 2024
Apoliticality should not and can not be the excuse of the unrecognition of the independence of Palestine as well as the recognition of the so-called independence of Kosovo and Taiwan in the JetPunk’s own user profile and some quizzes, some of those quizzes are even the trends. LOL.
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Level 83
Jan 15, 2024
He wisely doesn't let on too much, but having generated so much content, there are inevitable clues sprinkled here and there. For one thing, there is evidence of a bit of a libertarian streak.
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Level 83
Jun 6, 2024
If you pay attention to his MySpace he pretty clearly states he believes in the tenets of the government from Logan’s Run.
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Level 67
Jan 6, 2024
What do you think chances are of Palestine getting recognised by the UN and or Jetpunk? Same question for Western Sahara and South Ossetia.
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Level 86
Dec 18, 2024
2% 1% and 0%
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Level 64
Jan 6, 2024
ahahaha max winning the f1 championship should be a lot higher
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Level 63
Jan 6, 2024
Vietnam reaching 100 mil / change in 100 mil countries (by population decrease, new countries, or population increase) would be interesting to add here.
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Level 68
Jan 7, 2024
Did you use a DALL-E for the thumbnail? A Google Lens search reveals only this post as exact result..
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Level ∞
Jan 8, 2024
It comes from Mage Space. Dall-E failed to create a good image.
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Level 70
Jan 8, 2024
"A geomagnetic storm greater than the Carrington Event (1859) takes place"

In December 2023 we had "one of the most powerful solar flares recorded since 1755 when extensive recording of solar sunspot activity began." This might indicate that the chance of another Carrington event is slightly higher than 0.2%. I hope not of course.

Source: https://www.universetoday.com/164879/we-just-had-the-strongest-solar-flare-in-the-current-solar-cycle/

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Level ∞
Jan 8, 2024
Let's hope not! Also, let's really hope we don't get a Miyake Event:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyake_event

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Level 61
Jan 8, 2024
Most of these seem well reasoned and I agree with your assessment.

I disagree with Elon Musk being richest person though.

Please don't ban me if gambling isn't permitted here, but I'd gentleman's wager $35 to each other's favorite charity on it.

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Level ∞
Jan 8, 2024
He's currently the richest by a large margin ($240B to $180B). I put him at only 50% because Tesla stock is quite volatile.

The bet offer doesn't really make sense though. It's a 50% chance, which means I think it's just as likely as unlikely. There's nothing to bet on really.

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Level 86
Dec 18, 2024
320 B to Bezos' 235 B
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Level 71
Jan 11, 2024
Just about a week after this was released, it already looks like that 20% prediction about the US bombing Yemen turned out to be wrong. Granted, we still don't know the death toll, but if it escalates any further, it'll be a lot more than 10.
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Level 67
Jan 12, 2024
It’s annoying how replies to your comments don’t show up as notifications, could you change this QM?
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Level 79
May 20, 2024
They considered it but that would just lead to more flame wars I think
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Level 68
Jan 14, 2024
Hey, uh, I just noticed that this doesn't show up on the 'Official Blog' page. Might wanna look into it?
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Level 42
Jan 15, 2024
Where would one get uranium prices in the first place?
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Level 73
Jan 31, 2024
I see little reason to think that the S&P 500 will decline. Of course, it's very easy to say that what is happening will keep happening, and if knowing what the market will do were this easy then everyone would do it. I will say there's a 100% chance of the S&P 500 closing the year higher than it started. I will also say there is a 0% chance of Trump winning a majority of the popular vote this year. He lost by 7 million votes in 2020.
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Level 44
Jul 9, 2024
Based on the upcoming Olympics, the Usain Bolt thing may be true. ( Not getting my hopes up since he's kept the record for 15 years though. )
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Level 40
Jul 14, 2024
Why is Cyprus not considered part of Europe? Culturally, they are very similar to Europe, and the whole of the island is EU territory as well as a member of the EU. The website of the European Union officially calls Cyprus part of Europe. The country of Cyprus itself calls itself part of Europe, and geopolitically can also be considered part of Europe. Do you really want to oppose the EU and Cyprus?
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Level 83
Aug 22, 2024
While Cyprus is Culturally and Politically very European (very loose definitions here)

Geographically it's Asian or African and since its right next to Turkey and Syria I think most People consider correctly it as Asian.

Then again Continents are so Arbitrary and Loose that it really doesn't matter.

Like why cant any island be a continent or why cant we have Afroeurasia America and Australia.

In the end we purely use Continents for utility they dont really mean anything, just another way people try to separate each other, very annoying.

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Level 40
Jul 21, 2024
Well, Biden just stepped down from the presidential race (endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris in his place), so him getting at least 270 electoral votes is out the window.
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Level 64
Aug 16, 2024
which means asteroid impact just got bumped up!!!
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Level 61
Oct 20, 2024
Biden aged badly

Capitals almost aged well with Nusantara

England Euro 2024 haha

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Level 68
Nov 18, 2024
Let's see how we're going, 5 weeks out from the end.

Biden did not get votes.

The US did bomb Yemen with 40 deaths so far.

There wasn't a name change on the CpTOW.

Moana 2 is likely to be the highest grossing film of the year, and even if it isn't, Inside Out 2 or Deadpool & Wolverine are there.

GPT 5 could possibly be out by December (?)

Verstappen will likely win F1, but Norris or Leclerc could maybe win too

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Level 68
Nov 18, 2024
I doubt we'll see a ceasefire in either Russia/Ukraine or Israel/Gaza