The George Michael Theory

George Michael, whose birth name was Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou, was born on the 25th of June in 1963, and died on the 25th of December in 2016. He is most known for being part of the 80s pop duo Wham!, with musical partner Andrew Ridgeley.

According to popular belief, George Michael died of heart disease. Little do his fans know, the true killer of George Michael was not the disease on its own, it was one of his own creations… the beloved holiday song:  “Last Christmas.” In order to guarantee the fidelity of our information, we have contacted George Michael from beyond the grave. When we asked about the song and how it relates to his demise, he sang this to us to the tune of the song itself: "Oh yeah, I had a dream that I would die of heart disease on Christmas – it was just a premonition I had, and I felt compelled to put it into song – I never expected it to become such a smashing hit."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

But the very next day, you gave it away

This year, to save me from tears

I’ll give it to someone special

“Last Christmas, I gave you my heart” – On George Michael's Last Christmas, he died of heart disease.

“I’ll give it to someone special” – The “someone special” in question: death herself.