Quentimingus and the Cheshire Cat

A guy (we don't know his name yet) is sitting on the sofa at home. He's watching a TV show. His cat is sitting next to him.

His name is Quentimingus. His cat suddenly begins to recite the novel Crime and Punishment.

Quentimingus stares in awe and the cat starts talking to him, saying her name is Solosis. She then takes a nap and pulls Quentimingus into a dream...uh oh! In the dream he appears in Wonderland. Solosis is revealed to actually be the Cheshire Cat. Quentimingus then dies and his plot armor is stolen by the Cheshire Cat. Cheshire Cat exits the dream and begins the new life in England. His first trip, in London... what shall he do? Quentimingus wakes up after dying in the dream and starts running to find his chesire cat. Hopefully nothing too bad happens on the way there! Quentimingus is in New England. But, he can't seem to find Solosis anywhere. Turns out, Solosis was in Winnipeg. Quentimingus gives up because he goes gambling at a casino in Boston and gets a gambling addiction. Cheshire Cat follows Quentimingus to the casino and earns $10,000 from gambling. Quentimingus loses all of his money and now he can't pay his mortgage. He is now homeless. Meanwhile, Cheshire Cat has now been elected as president of the united States and Prime Minister of the Canada with a 68% majority. Cheshire Cat doesn't know how to run a government and ends up accidentally giving Texas independence. Looks like Red River County, Texas isn't quite happy about this and joins Oklahoma. Cheshire Cat is faced with backlash from a sentient dog named... Joseph... Joseph realizes that fightning is not cool. So he forges an alliance with Cheshire Cat against the true enemy, the magical forest from Continue the story #1 that gives people serious inijuries. Unfortunately, Jospeh’s relatively spectacular intelligence and awareness did not include his knowledge or awareness of the fire truck racing down the road to a four-alarm fire in the business district. Joseph is killed by the truck. Cheshire Cat turns on the PG-13 setting and hurls the fire truck into the forest and hopes the people inside get hurt for killing Joseph. Unfortunately, this means that the fire goes unresponded to, and spreads out of control. 12 structures are burned to the ground, killing scores of people. The people in the fire truck are killed. The fire however, is contained by someone named John Water, the inventor of water and saves the day. Jack Fire and James Earth and Jill Air all come down from the sky and honor John Water. John Water causes a tsunami a few miles away and they stare. Chesire Cat just licks its pelt and for some reason Quentimingus does the same... Someone named Clift made national news after saving three children, an elderly woman, and a particularly delightful potted fern from the fires. His media coverage—spanning interviews, late night talk show appearances, and corporation-sponsored hit podcast—make him an overnight success. Clift makes millions after pump-and-dumping a memecoin. Too bad that he drowned in the tsunami made by John Water. He is now revered as a martyr by international religions. James Earth drags Cyprus farther away from Europe and Asia, making it a part of Africa off the Egyptian coast. Although he is homeless, Quentimingus survived. He doesn't want Cyprus to be part of Africa, so he convinces Jill Air to blow Cyprus next to Greece. The Turks on the island are not so happy, so they get the help of James Earth to bring it closer to Turkey. Jack Fire hates Cyprus, so he burns it down. Chesire Cat is happy with that, but Quentimingus had family there. He flies to Cyprus which is not there anymore. The plane crashes. Quentimingus tries to swim to Turkey, but ends up in Lebanon, due to John Water making a wave that sent him there. James Earth makes a new Cyprus in the Carribean ocean. Jack Fire tries to burn it but accidentally burns down North America... Quentimingus wanted to vote for president and won because Cheshire Cat simply couldn't keep both countries safe from burning. A coup is instigated by pro Jill Air supporters and win and put Quentimingus in jail in China. Jill Air then puts out the fires using the relevant national airbending techniques. Grenada wasn't burning. The people from there are fans of Quentimingus and they fly to China. Cheshire Cat comes with them. Cheshire Cat fixes Cyprus and hides it somewhere in China. While in China, Quentimingus gets on RedNote and converses with an American boy, eventually convincing the boy to save him from the Chinese government’s wrath. Unfortunately, before any of these plans can come to fruition, an inopportune quasar obliterates the Moon in a fraction of a second. Gravitational chaos ensues worldwide. James Earth thinks of the only thing he can do... He makes Asia shaped like a giant Cyprus. Cyprasia is now home to the world’s largest animal: the Bork. The Bork gets hunted to extinction by local Azerbaijanis because yes. Meanwhile, The moon was fixed after Cheshire Cat summoned a ritual to bring back Isaac Newton, the inventor of gravity to fix the moon back. The moon is fixed and the american boy is able to free Quentimingus. The boy wants to live in Cyprasia, but Jill Air blows Quentimingus and Cheshire Cat to Madagascar.

Now they live there. Forever. Together.

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