Poem

I don't care about Cyprus or the capital of Nepal

Don't ask no questions cos I don't know anything at all

Gimme the vodka, I just wanna drink and have my skunk

Cos I'm a rockin thievin lyin lazy cheatin jettin punk

Don't know nuthin bout elements, only care about myself

The only chemicals I need are on the bedroom shelf

Quart of whiskey ten a.m. it's time to get me drunk

Cos I'm a rockin thievin lyin lazy cheatin jettin punk

Ask me about history, I can't remember jack

Got no idea bout the export market of Iraq

European Cup, another test I'm gonna flunk

Cos I'm a rockin thievin lyin lazy cheatin jettin punk