The Astana Travelogue

Blog Series by Astana
A parody travelogue of my travels far and wide around the globe.

I recently took a trip to Lastonia, and thought I would make a travelogue. Read to find out more.

The second chapter of my Travelogue. This offers a firsthand account of the Lastonian Civil War.

In my vast travels around the solar system, I have seen many things. Some breathtakingly beautiful, some disgustingly horrific, some vomit-inducingly obscene, and some just plain weird. I recently came back from my second trip to Venus, realizing that I had now visited every single planet. Then I decided to write this blog, ranking all of the planets and providing some information about my trip.

I embarked on a perilous journey to North Sentinel Island with three friends, aware of the dangers and illegality. We reached the island and encountered hostile tribesmen, barely escaping with our lives. Our adventure took us through Myanmar and Bangladesh, ending with our arrest and FBI interrogation. Eventually, we were released, but the memories of the journey stayed with me forever.