"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story."
It has been attributed to Mark Twain.
"Don't believe everything on the internet, even if there is a quote with a name or picture beside it"
-Abraham Lincoln, False quote
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce
But it's on the internet, so... maybe he did?
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie."
-Possibly Miles Kington