Yeah I don't really get it either... I guess reading it aloud is supposed to approximate a conversation about whether or not there are ducks, or something? According to this post on reddit it is some of sort of joke, but the humor escapes me.
I was listening to an I Hate Everything video while doing this quiz. I couldn't think of the #2 largest bird and it was killing me. Then in the I Hate Everything video he started talking about how he wouldn't kill a cassowary because he likes birds to much. That was the strangest coincidence that has ever happened to me.
Maybe accept nandu as a type-in for rhea? I know I should probably learn rhea too as a name for the bird, but at least wikipedia sees nandu as a valid alternative in english as well..
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican!
couldn't resist.
A R Not
S A R
C M Wangs?
L I B
M R Ducks
M R PUP EEEE
M R Not
O S A R
C M P N?
L I B
M R PUP EEEE
and,
M R Snakes
M R not Snakes
O S A R
C D B D IIIII?
L I B
M R Snakes
With minimal reason to growl,
It escaped what would be,
Illegitimacy,
By grace of a fortunate vowel