Character
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Quote
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Walter
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I don't roll on Shabbos!
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Walter
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I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
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Walter
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Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element.
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The Dude
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That rug really tied the room together.
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Walter
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Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
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Walter
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When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
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Walter
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Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
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Maude Lebowski
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Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
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Walter
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I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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The Stranger
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.
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The Dude
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His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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The Dude
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This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
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Walter
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Awww, **** it Dude. Let's go bowling.
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Nihilist
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We believe in nothing, Lebowski.
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Brandt
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Her life is in your hands.
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The Dude
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Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
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Donny
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I'm throwin' rocks tonight!
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Brandt
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They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
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The Dude
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Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the **** Eagles, man!
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Jeffrey Lebowski
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The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?
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Walter
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Good night, sweet prince.
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Maude Lebowski
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He's a good man, and thorough.
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I remember way too much dialogue from that movie without even trying to..."Uh, the In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose" ...
"Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase."
In the briefcase?
"Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers."
And what do you do, sir?
"I'm unemployed."
Knox Harrington: "It's Sandra about the _____."
[biennale]
I think I got 100%.