Comedy Movie Quotes

Can you guess the movies that featured these famous quotes?
Quiz by Quizmaster
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Last updated: December 14, 2019
First submittedJuly 7, 2012
Times taken28,186
Average score50.0%
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Quote
Movie
Do I make you horny?
Austin Powers
You stay classy, San Diego.
Anchorman
You don’t even have a first name. It just says "Name: McLovin".
Superbad
Just a flesh wound.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Meet the Parents
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Airplane
You’re my boy Blue!
Old School
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
Office Space
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Home Alone
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and
see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
Borat
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth !?
Rush Hour
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older
and they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Mean Girls
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Dumb & Dumber
This one time, at band camp...
American Pie
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Wayne's World
O'Doyle rules!
Billy Madison
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Kindergarten Cop
I was born a poor black child.
The Jerk
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Level 77
Sep 22, 2014
These are the same movies which show up over and over in Jetpunk quizzes. There are more great comedies out there to choose from.
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Level 73
Apr 25, 2018
Yet you made two quizzes about Harry Potter...
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Level 84
Dec 2, 2019
. . . and put "Harry Potter" in the title, so it was clear what the quiz was about, and so anyone who despises Harry Potter had all the information they needed to avoid them. They didn't claim to represent all of literature.
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Level 65
Jan 9, 2020
Agreed. The narrowness of the list unfortunately detracted from the quizzing experience here.
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Level 81
Feb 4, 2015
I would have expected "That rug really pulled the room together"
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Level 64
Dec 5, 2017
Great selection of quotes.
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Level 67
Nov 19, 2018
I've only seen one and a half of the movies listed but I scored zero.
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Level 67
May 30, 2019
If you ain't first, you're last!
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Level 87
Dec 2, 2019
That Ferris Bueller quote always sounds like something out of Shawshank.
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Level 63
Dec 3, 2019
I always look for Scary Movie quotes because I know sooo many. But they're never in these. :(
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Level 77
Dec 3, 2019
Slightly disappointed that "Angels with Filthy Souls" was not a valid answer for the Home Alone quote... although I suppose that was probably not a comedy movie :)
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Level 90
Dec 5, 2019
Came here to say basically the same things. Please accept it as a type in?
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Level 85
Jan 9, 2020
I don't think it's a real movie, though
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Level 78
Jan 9, 2020
Verm is correct. It's not a real movie, they made it for the film.
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Level 83
Dec 3, 2019
Dazed and Confused was a comedy? I didn't know that comedies could be so depressing.
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Level 87
Jan 9, 2020
The last day of high school is depressing?
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Level 83
Jan 9, 2020
“All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.” --Pink
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Level 87
Jan 9, 2020
“Well all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place. Dobbed as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place.” — Don
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Level 78
Jan 9, 2020
"Here's some more change for your pocket."
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Level 67
Jan 9, 2020
"Don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic white males didn't want to pay their taxes."
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Level 80
Dec 3, 2019
I got two, I know one more. I dint think I'm missing much from this list ...
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Level 78
Dec 4, 2019
The Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it
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Level 87
Dec 16, 2019
Shinola.....
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Level 73
Jan 9, 2020
Only got four correct...the 4 that I saw. I never watched or were interested to watch the other 16.
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Level 78
Jan 9, 2020
I've seen them all except Rush Hour, but that quote is easily identifiable.
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Level 65
Jan 9, 2020
Yeah, it's a pretty poor collection of comedies.
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Level 67
Jan 9, 2020
Looks like Quizmaster and I were in high school at the same time. I blitzed through this, but I imagine it's pretty hard if you were born outside 1980-1993.
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Level 66
Jan 9, 2020
I think I didn't get the one from Rush Hour because the image of Chris Tucker throwing a towel at guy he just killed and saying "Wipe yoself off. You dead." has stuck in my mind so strongly as to erase the rest of that movie.
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Level 65
Jan 9, 2020
Blazing Saddles

Animal House

Annie Hall

Ghostbusters

The Big Lebowski

Groundhog Day

I mean, no list will be comprehensive. But it's a little shocking to see NO Woody Allen, NO Mel Brooks, NO Bill Murray, NO Coen Brothers... and no older classics (It Happened One Night, To Be Or Not To Be, Some Like it Hot, etc.) on a comedy list. I know it's just a quiz... but it's a little disappointing.

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Level 67
Jan 10, 2020
We probably don't need to praise, quote, or otherwise acknowledge Woody Allen anymore. And you can always make and submit your own quizzes.
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Level 56
Jan 11, 2020
"You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump."

"What hump?"

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Level 83
Jun 14, 2020
I miss Billy Madison and Mean Girls every time I take this quiz. Never seen the latter; saw and forgot the former.
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Level 33
Jan 25, 2021
You should accept Flying High! for the 'Roger, Roger!' quote....that's what it was called in Australia
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Level 74
May 9, 2022
I was really hoping "Well, nobody's perfect" from Some Like It Hot would be in here. I guess I'm getting old.