Using the term "chair" in this context always raises the image of someone speaking to a piece of furniture... that must be just my sense of humour.. ;-)
I know you're just trolling to be a jerk, but the "Chairman" of the Board could refer to a person of any or no gender, whereas a manhole refers to an inanimate non-gendered object and never a person of any gender. So there is actually an important distinction.
@Kestrana: It's not called a manhole because the hole has a gender! It refers to the gender of the person who is expected to use it. I, nevertheless, think it would be ridiculous to call it a personhole, and I suspect that kalbahamut does as well. It was a joke, not being a troll.
We are sadly (or maybe very jokingly) wandering into the murky realms of insisting on foisting, amongst a myriad of other things, the notion of hupersonkind replacing humankind. This is the tip of a very real, albeit ridiculous, political agenda that afflicts much of society today.....
Why not just sewerhole, because it is a hole that leads to a sewer? Well, maybe not every manhole leads to a sewer, I'm sure there are also other locations that could be entered through a manhole...
Thinking about this 10 years later, I changed chairperson to chairman.
I agree with @Kal here that it if we are changing words for reasons of gender equality, we should not stop at changing only high prestige words. It is sexist to believe that only men are fit to do low status, low pay jobs. And yet men do at least 90% (probably closer to 99%) of the most dangerous labor and die on the job at rates several times that of women. Also, no one seems to care about this inequality for some reason.
Nevertheless, this way lies madness. It's better just not to mess with language for political reasons.
As @kiwirage pointed out, a chairman need not be male. There was never a need to change the word in the first place.
Language changes for political reasons all the time and the usage in this case been moving toward just "chair." I would prefer subbing in a different word here. (Also, re: the "men die on the job and nobody cares" stuff--the labor movement cares, and women have fought to get into those jobs and continue to face a lot of sexist opposition in doing so.)
@eccentrichat It's a very very small minority of women; most don't want that type of physical jobs.
And "nobody cares" should not be interpreted literally, but in reference to the vast majority of the population, and more specifically, the segment that says to push for equality, yet you don't see this particular issue being brought up anywhere in the media.
Storm drain is two words. Also, I think a storm drain is usually fixed; permanently attached to the asphalt and/or concrete, with bars across it to prevent access. A manhole has a manhole cover to permit access.
I suppose a storm drain does provide access to the sewer for water, but it's still not a compound word.
I thought a catwalk was a scaffold above a stage or arena setting, so one could walk around above the actors and drop water balloons on them. I saw that on Project Catwalk.
Um, is this a joke? I can't really tell. I was under the impression that that show was about fashion, meaning the titular catwalk would actually be a reference to the runway.
A floor plan is a very small subset of a blueprint, as they only show the size and layouts of rooms. Blueprints, however, are engineering instructions, including information about construction methods, materials, electricity and plumbing, and I could go on, but most importantly, it's not a compound word, but two separate words.
Hmm, that's actually not a bad point and right on the borderline, but looking it up, apparently a foxhole is a place to shoot from and to take cover from being shot at, whereas a dugout is meant to be a general shelter (like to sleep in, etc.), and has some sort of roof or cover over it. Who knew?
what about "paperclip" for the business papers? It is commonly spelled as one word, even wikipedia (the source you use most commonly) lists it as one word as a alternative.
Never heard of a sharecropper before this quiz. I'm not alone by the stats. I missed blueprint because I associate those with engineering plans rather than architectural plans, which are different things.
Joysticks definitely aren't an "old" method of controlling video games. Just because they're more commonly called "analog sticks" now doesn't mean they're a different thing.
keep my lip buttoned down
carry this baggage out
always running at someone's pleading heel
You know how I feel
Always running at someone's heel
I agree with @Kal here that it if we are changing words for reasons of gender equality, we should not stop at changing only high prestige words. It is sexist to believe that only men are fit to do low status, low pay jobs. And yet men do at least 90% (probably closer to 99%) of the most dangerous labor and die on the job at rates several times that of women. Also, no one seems to care about this inequality for some reason.
Nevertheless, this way lies madness. It's better just not to mess with language for political reasons.
As @kiwirage pointed out, a chairman need not be male. There was never a need to change the word in the first place.
And "nobody cares" should not be interpreted literally, but in reference to the vast majority of the population, and more specifically, the segment that says to push for equality, yet you don't see this particular issue being brought up anywhere in the media.
I suppose a storm drain does provide access to the sewer for water, but it's still not a compound word.
Chico: It's oysters.
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