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Answer
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This country is able to quickly overwhelm and defeat France in 1940
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Germany
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In a 1976 blind taste test, wines from this U.S. state are judged superior to wines from France
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California
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Napoleon loses 95% of his army after invading this country
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Russia
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Thousands are beheaded for political crimes during this part of the French Revolution
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Reign of Terror
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A law makes it illegal for women to wear these (unless on a bicycle or horse). It was finally repealed in 2012.
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Pants
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Slaves overthrow their French oppressors to establish this country in 1804
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Haiti
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France loses this colony in 1962 after a brutal eight year war
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Algeria
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This celebrated female fashion designer collaborates with the Nazis
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Coco Chanel
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France protects and celebrates this film director who drugged and raped a 13 year old girl
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Roman Polanski
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This violent song, advising listeners to "Let impure blood water our lands" is made the national anthem
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La Marseillaise
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This general becomes President after a coup causes the collapse of the Fourth Republic in 1958
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Charles de Gaulle
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In 1415, France loses this battle against a much smaller English army, mostly peasant archers
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Battle of Agincourt
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In this last 19th century "affair", an innocent Jewish soldier is convicted of treason
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Dreyfus affair
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This soccer player head butts an opponent in the World Cup finals
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Zinedine Zidane
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France loses many of its North American colonies as a result of this 1756-1763 war
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Seven Years' War
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The "Rainbow Warrior", a boat owned by this environmental group, is sunk for protesting French nuclear tests in pristine ocean waters
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Greenpeace
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The French are forced to withdraw from this peninsula after losing the Battle of Dien Bien Phu in 1954
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Indochina
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French intellectuals such as Jacques Derrida forever ruin the humanities with the invention of this nihilistic "ism"
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Postmodernism
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Painter Paul Gauguin likely spreads syphilis to the population of this tropical island
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Tahiti
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People wearing these type of vests protest after yet another tax increase reduces the quality of life for French citizens still further
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Yellow
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As a matter of fact Algeria was not a colony if you look on French administration. It had unequivocal different status from colonies.
That's why it has never been called a "war" but a "civil war".
But, again, speaking from former French point of view.
Still, "I have always honoured the king of Spain" is much more embarassing (Dutch anthem).
-The "pants law": an old law no one knows about, not enforced since a very long time. I don't see how i can't be see as a national shame.
-De gaulle fifth republic: even if there is still to this day debates (in the leftwing) about this constitution, certainly no national shame or forgetable things (except for the algeria wars contest but that's an other question)
-Zidane headbutt: some critics publicly but in the end every frenchmen approves, certainly no shame or regret (except for the final result of the match..)
-Depardieu, who is indeed a living legend in france brought shame on himself with his many departures (belgium for taxe reason, Russia for the fun of pissing people). No shame here.
-Chanel: don't think anyone is ashamed about that either.
Didnt know azincourt is spelled agincourt in english (why though?).
Franco-prussian war of 1870 was way more embarassing.
https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/april-fools-quiz-3
Nice sarcasm, btw.
(The King of Spain I have always honored) is definitely a stanza in "Wilhelmus", (the Dutch National Anthem)! WHY it's still there, is another question.
Derrida is challenging, but others who are tarred with the label of 'postmodernist' can be quite straightforward - Foucault's Discipline and Punish, for example, is very accessible (and indeed is often assigned to undergrads for precisely that reason).
But the argument that postmodernism is just artful bullshitting is weak and reminiscent of the 'cultural Marxism' conspiracy theory.
By the way, I didn't go looking for some particularly stupid quote from Derrida. I just did a Google search and quoted the first thing I found.
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Also, the tongue-in-cheek defense doesn't hold much water considering it'd be the only clue written that way. When all the other clues in the quiz are just facts to be taken at face value, it's natural to think this one was written in the same way.
When there is a choice, I believe that the simpler option is usually best. The extra dashes feel fussy.
One could even read the French Revolution as the persecution and subjugation of the rural majority by the Parisien elites.
In the Vendeé, republicans rounded up priests, nuns, and people who supported them, tied them together, and drowned them in the Loire.
The rural folk might have done the same to the Paris radicals, if they had the power. But they didn't. They never really do.
By the way, if you have an immense amount of spare time, I highly recommend Mike Duncan's "Revolutions" podcast. The season devoted to the French Revolution is probably his best work.
BTW, I am huge Francophile, and have spent more time in France than any other country besides the United States.
I don't feel it embarassing at all but ok.
If only changing the spelling of a place was the worst part about losing a war...
A tax hike on the French, specifically over fuel prices, sparked the Yellow Vest movement, but you frame this to have been an anti-tax movement? It was incredibly clearly rooted in leftist ideas; take a look at their list of demands. It was a response to neoliberal economics.
Please be more subtle about your political biases, or, better yet, leave them out of a quiz, where they have no place, entirely.
France does not defend Polanski (he is even boycotted at major ceremonies). Gauguin certainly did not spread syphilis to tahiti. Algeria was not a colony. La marseillaise is not a "violent song" it is a war chant and is mostly metaphorical. De Gaulle did not make a coup and the fourth already collapsed. What the fuss about derrida ruining anything?
How are yellow jacket a shame to France.
I'm not even offended, just disappointed that Jetpunk is becoming twitter