There should be more ways to spell Seamus.. I never would have tried to spell it that way.. I tried Shaymess.. Shaymuss.. Cause it certainly isn't pronounced as it is spelled.
Many, many Irish names aren't spelled as one would think. Niamh for example is pronounced, Neave (as in leave) and Siobhan is pronounced Shivaugn. Both of those are obviously girls names, but Sean is spelled as such, rather than Shaun as in other cases and Eoin is an Irish name which is pronounced very similarly to Owen.
That's how Joe was paralyzed - while on duty chasing a perp (the Grinch, if I'm not mistaken). He still sometimes does police work - remember when Brian was a drug-sniffing dog?
Maybe add some: Rupert, Dr Hartman, Ernie the giant Chicken, James Woods, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Kevin Swanson, Greased up deaf guy, Angela, Jake Tucker, Jesus, Buzz Kilington, Mickey McFinnegan, Bruce.
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