Anyone else with map of South America in their head go, "Guyana. Nope. Oh, yes, on the other side, French Guiana (not a country) but is bigger. No, you utter moron the answer is...."
not a homophone for most accents in English. It seems to be based on RP which is only spoken by a few percent of English speakers mostly in the SE of England.
I would have gotten the Tolkien question if I was thinking straight. I interpreted that it meant the first and middle names were both "John Ronald Reuel". I.e. his name would be "John Ronald Reuel John Ronald Reuel Tolkien".
"You know the communists, they always try to tell you what you do.", and;
"Say hello to my little friend!"