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Google Suggestions Quiz #1

What does Google think I'm asking?
Confused? Go to Google.com and start typing. Google will "suggest" popular search queries.
Results may vary. See comments for methodology.
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Last updated: December 18, 2021
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First submittedDecember 10, 2011
Times taken78,386
Average score57.7%
Rating4.35
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When I type ...
Google suggests
is Pluto a ...
planet
is Santa ...
real
can I afford a ...
house
is file sharing ...
illegal
do sharks get ...
cancer
can I marry my ...
cousin
why are owls considered ...
wise
will pasta make you ...
fat
does rice have ...
gluten
what do I wear to a ...
wedding
what do turtles ...
eat
why are there so many soccer
players named ...
Ronaldo
is fish considered ...
meat
When I type ...
Google suggests
what are the odds of having ...
twins
do the French really wear ...
berets
why do British accents sound ...
smart
what is a blue ...
moon
why is my computer so ...
slow
why are Canadians so ...
nice
why does gasoline ...
smell good
are granola bars ...
healthy
why does China want ...
Taiwan
does MTV still play ...
music videos
what is the airspeed velocity of an ...
unladen swallow
why are there so many
cities named ...
Springfield
how did Elvis ...
die
100 Recent Comments
+18
Level ∞
Dec 18, 2021
To make this, we used a browser in incognito mode with a VPN server in the United States. As you know, Google tracks your location as well as nearly everything you do on the internet. If you do these searches, you might get different results tailored to your specific situation.
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Level 28
May 27, 2012
I got 0%.
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Level 56
Jul 13, 2012
I love this; it's vastly entertaining! I kinda cheated to get the answers, but it was even funnier seeing them right!
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Level 24
Aug 29, 2012
you should include

I hate it when I lose ...

or just

I hate it when

those are even funnier

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Level 82
May 6, 2013
I typed in "I hate it when" and the #1 answer was "a chinchilla eats the universe." I don't think many people would guess that. #4 was "I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo," and #5 was "I hate it when Voldemort steals my Nutella." I guess that's how he earned his reputation and as that which cannot be named...
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Level 33
Jun 14, 2013
when i typed i hate it it said "i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me"
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Level 43
Jan 4, 2014
I got "I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just turn up in my yard.'
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Level 89
Dec 29, 2017
"I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs"
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Level 74
Dec 29, 2017
"i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor"
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Level 52
Jan 14, 2021
"I hate it when girls die"
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Level 74
Mar 22, 2021
My Google is still the same as 2017, but on Bing I get "i hate it when my dog melts"
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Level 71
Dec 22, 2021
As my top result, I got "I hate it when I accidentally a coke bottle." Yes, you read that right--my top query isn't even a complete thought!
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Level 22
Sep 2, 2012
one of the best quiz's on here! good one
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Level 82
Mar 21, 2013
great idea for a quiz. Though I bet you could come up with some more interesting suggestions if you looked. I guess the truly bizarre ones would just be too hard to guess though.
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Level 82
Mar 21, 2013
Why does gasoline smell good is a good example of the bizarre ones...
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Level 19
Apr 29, 2024
gasoline does smell good though
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Level 77
Feb 14, 2024
"I bet you could come up with some more interesting suggestions if you looked" Good grief - you just can't avoid a dig, can you? I'm sure your rip-off version of this quiz is the bestest quiz ever ever ever.
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Level 91
Jan 21, 2014
This is a great concept for a quiz!! Loved it!
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Level 77
Apr 7, 2014
HAHA! Nice Monty Python reference in here. Excellent.
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Level 59
Apr 11, 2014
My favorite movie, actually! XD
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Level 63
Apr 11, 2014
I love when people google things like these. Makes it easier to get an answer without asking dumb questions yourself. :D I'm not saying that all of these are dumb.
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Level 27
Apr 11, 2014
British accent sounds smart? pahaha im from britian and you should visit places like liverpool and newcastle, sounds horrendous!
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Level 62
Apr 11, 2014
The typical American can't distiguish different accents from England. I lived there 5 years and can tell the difference between someone from Norfolk and Suffolk. It just took some time
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Level 82
Sep 5, 2015
Having actually worked beside, lived with, and known at length many British people with British accents, they don't sound smart at all to me... I think this is just the product of British accents being the go-to accent for smart people in American movies, TV shows, etc... and often the voice on educational documentary programs.
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Level 82
Sep 5, 2015
Meet a few in person, though, and the illusion is quickly dispelled.
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Level 83
Oct 17, 2015
It's curious, isn't it? I think people perceive our accents differently. I saw one study where they gave Britons and Americans ten accents and asked them to put them in order of preference. Both put RP English at the top, but while the Brits preferred Scottish and Welsh lilts, the Americans really liked Cockney and Scouse. And hasn't Glaswegian recently been voted the sexiest accent by Americans? Whereas a lot of Brits will associate a Glaswegian accent with being uneducated, lower-class or just incomprehensible.
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Level 78
Dec 22, 2021
pompous, not smart.
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Level 32
Apr 11, 2014
I couldn't spell berets right :(
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Level 68
Dec 16, 2018
same typed baret, barets barret, barrets barrette etc
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Level 58
Apr 11, 2014
Ugh, I guessed African and European, but couldn't think of unladen. I feel so ashamed (-_-)
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Level 89
Sep 20, 2018
Same here. I know that one well, but just went with vowel-starting "African" to follow "an".
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Level 77
Apr 11, 2014
I had no clue what Unladen Swallow referred to so I read the Wikipedia article on the subject and now....I still have no clue what Unladen Swallow means. Can anyone enlighten me (in plain English)?? Thank you....
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Level 45
Apr 12, 2014
An unladen swallow is a swallow that isn't carrying anything. They can fly faster that way then while attempting to carry things.

The question is a reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", a very funny movie which you should rent immediately if you haven't seen it.

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Level 77
Apr 12, 2014
Thank you for the explanation. I did get the Monty Python reference but there is a Wikipedia article which states: "Unladen Swallow was a project sponsored by Google that was an optimization branch of CPython. It aimed to achieve its goals by supplementing CPython's custom virtual machine with a just-in-time compiler built using LLVM." I was hoping someone could translate THAT for me!
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Level 86
May 24, 2014
Python is a programming language. In the article that you talk about, they say: "Like many things regarding the Python language, "Unladen Swallow" is a Monty Python reference, specifically to the gag about the airspeed velocity of unladen swallows in Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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Level 84
Sep 26, 2016
You have to know these things when you are a king, you know
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Level 81
Jan 3, 2018
What is the capital of Assyria?
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Level 71
Jan 10, 2024
Ninive.
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Level 44
Apr 16, 2014
I'm British, and I've never been accused of sounding smart!! I'm from Essex! Lol
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Level 37
Apr 26, 2014
unladen swallow....awesome :)
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Level 86
May 24, 2014
When testing "What do I wear to a", google gives me "wedding" first.
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Level 47
Jul 9, 2014
I typed "African" "European" before I got to Unladen.
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Level 47
Mar 27, 2016
after i finished i did it and people are really dumb these days
+2
Level 58
Nov 18, 2016
Tried kidney stone for "How do I pass a ..."
+10
Level 32
Feb 3, 2017
Funny... I tried "smell bad" for gasoline lol
+2
Level 68
Dec 16, 2018
same, and burn well
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Level 68
Dec 22, 2021
So did I. Didn't know there were people who enjoyed the smell.
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Level 63
Feb 6, 2017
I tried some of these (German Google) to see what other results were. My favorites: "Is fish an animal?", "What do I wear to a massage?".
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Level 90
Sep 29, 2017
On this sight we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.

Yes, and marry our cousins.

What are you talking about Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?

Because they're so attractive.

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Level 76
Oct 5, 2017
We must be a gloomy lot here in New Zealand; every google search matched the answers here, except for one: "What do I wear to a..funeral".
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Level 29
Dec 29, 2017
That is #2 in the US
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Level 59
Dec 29, 2017
The airspeed velocity prompt made me spit out my drink. Such a shame that it's the least guessed answer... Clearly society has failed somewhere.
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Level 56
Dec 29, 2017
It's unsettling that more people (who have taken this quiz) sniff gasoline than have watched Monty Python.
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Level 89
Dec 29, 2017
For "What is a blue..." I REALLY wanted the answer to be "dart!" ;)
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Level 68
Dec 16, 2018
I thought blue tit
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Level 40
Dec 29, 2017
I would have gotten three more but I spelled them wrong. I did spell "beret" correctly, however I forgot the "s" at the end.
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Level 65
Dec 29, 2017
Nice one, well done QM!
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Level 49
Dec 29, 2017
It does not smell good!!
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Level 36
Dec 30, 2017
Also accept "smart" for the owl question?
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Level 68
Dec 16, 2018
i did smart and it filled in the brittish accent one for me
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Level 12
Jan 4, 2018
Am I the only one who realizes that technically, we're Google, bc we're completing the search results
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Level 41
Nov 10, 2020
Maybe Google can answer your question.
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Level 63
Jan 28, 2018
It should be "Is a fish ..." or "Are fish...." but as it stands at the moment, it is grammatically incorrect.
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Level 63
Jul 26, 2018
That's not right. The question is about the flesh of a fish and not the actual animal/s. Just like chicken can be the meat or the animal.
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Level 63
Feb 28, 2018
All the Canadians I know are incredibly sarcastic!
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Level 71
Nov 5, 2018
I feel bad for this, but moon was not the first thing I thought of for "what is a blue ___" . I won't type what I tried first, but I doubt I'm the first one who did it, LOL.
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Level 81
Dec 19, 2021
*thinking*... *thinking*... Oh.

Ohh!!!

Oh dear god. 😆

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Level 67
Apr 26, 2020
Why are so many soccer players named - it should be Traore or Rodriguez. There are only 2 Ronaldo's I know of, but there are just so many Traore's and Rodriguez's.
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Level 81
Oct 29, 2020
I've tried "polite" for Canadians, but it didn't work... Is that close enough?
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Level 78
Dec 8, 2020
Me toooooo
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Level ∞
Dec 18, 2021
Polite will work now.
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Level 74
Feb 2, 2021
so disappointed I didn't get the monty python reference
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Level 82
Apr 2, 2021
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?..........lol..........okay. Yes, I've always wondered about that. Also, what is the take-off thrust of a yellow-bellied nutscratcher?
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Level 93
Nov 17, 2021
That's a Monty Python reference
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Level 67
Aug 7, 2021
17, many of these are logical and obvious to some degree but then some are pretty random. I feel like part of it kind of depends on you as a person, for example 1/3 got the one about gasoline, and you're more likely to get it if you like the smell of gasoline. I got that one easily, but then ironically I didn't think of house cuz for me it's just not the first thing that came to mind, I was thinking of car or something like that
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Level 84
Dec 18, 2021
Legit did not know that anyone liked the smell of gasoline. I hold my breath when I'm pumping gas. Part of the reason I got an electric lawnmower was so I wouldn't have to smell gas every time I use it.
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Level 81
Dec 19, 2021
I quite like like the smell of gas too, but until today I didn't realize it was a common thing. I always just thought I was weird that way, and figured everyone else hated it.

So I actually didn't get that question because it never occurred to me to type that in. In fact, I even tried "smell bad"!!! (And when that didn't work, went off searching in totally different directions.)

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Level 65
Dec 19, 2021
is Pluto a dog
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Level 67
Dec 19, 2021
Yes
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Level 79
Dec 19, 2021
If Pluto is a dog then what is Goofy?
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Level 95
Dec 21, 2021
A more sophisticated dog who wears pants.
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Level 75
Dec 20, 2021
Anyone else try Waffle?
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Level 95
Dec 21, 2021
I did. Figured those memes are prevalent enough
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Level 67
Dec 22, 2021
Can you just accept ‘swallow’?
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Level 65
Dec 22, 2021
Can you accept beret as singular? It's not automatic that people would know its plural form, considering it's derived from a foreign language.
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Level 65
Dec 22, 2021
For "Is fish considered...", Can "vegetarian" be accepted alongside "meat"?

Essentially the question remains the same, it is just asked differently. If fish is considered meat, it is of course not vegetarian.

+1
Level ∞
Dec 22, 2021
Sure, that will work now.
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Level 48
Dec 22, 2021
It seems that 22% of quiztakers have watched Monty Python.
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Level 78
Dec 22, 2021
"Why does gasoline smell good"

People... please, no. Facepalm.

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Level 69
Dec 22, 2021
Nobody here seems to have expressed any confusion as to why so many people are wondering if sharks get cancer.

I'm baffled. Why is this a common query?

I looked it up and all I can say is that, yes, apparently they can get cancer.

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Level 67
Apr 7, 2022
I laughed out loud when I saw the monty python one
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Level 60
Jun 15, 2022
"why are there so many footballer named ronaldo" bro these people dont watch football xD
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Level 21
Dec 11, 2022
Gasoline definitely does not smell good.
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Level 82
Dec 22, 2022
yeah that's a weird one. Maybe the same people who hate the taste of cilantro...
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Level 55
Apr 1, 2024
Check and check
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Level 56
Jan 6, 2023
I'm not sure why Canadians are called polite. A lot of the Canadians I've met hate Americans (not something that a polite person would say).
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Level 70
Jan 12, 2023
gasoline is an inhalant so maybe that explains why a lot say it smells good (i personally really dislike it and other hydrocarbons)
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Level 67
Jan 26, 2023
gasoline smells bad
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Level 51
Oct 15, 2023
Can you accept berret for beret please.