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Marketing Slogans for Animals

We hired an expensive Madison Avenue advertising firm to come up with slogans to promote these different animals. Based on the slogan, guess the animal!
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Last updated: January 11, 2021
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10 times as good as a centipede!
Millipede
Stubborn, yes. Reliable, always.
Mule
The "pride" of the savanna
Lion
One hump or two?
Camel
All the gastropod, none of the shell
Slug
When you care enough to send the most dangerous snake in Africa
Black Mamba
The pachyderm with the proboscis
Elephant
Proudly warming the climate with our farts
Cow
First in the alphabet, first in your heart
Aardvark
The best way to balance the humors. 4 out of 5 Medieval doctors agree!
Leech
The red hourglass means you can always count on quality
Black Widow
When an alpaca just isn't enough
Llama
Tuna of the land
Chicken
You can hug us, you can kiss us, just don't take our eucalyptus
* Professional stunt animal, do not attempt to hug or kiss
Koala
The other panda
Red Panda
I can't believe it's not a chimpanzee!
Bonobo
Ruling the swamps for 250 million years
Crocodile
Faster than a Formula One race car
Peregrine falcon
Not your grandfather's venomous semiaquatic monotreme
Platypus
The wading bird that supports breast cancer awareness
Flamingo
79 Comments
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Level 85
Jan 12, 2021
Very fun!
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Level 87
Jan 12, 2021
For "faster", I was thinking cheetah...
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Level 95
Jan 12, 2021
I put that in, but I realized that F1 race cars can easily go over 200 MPH... :D
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Level ∞
Jan 12, 2021
I looked it up. There is only one animal that can go faster than the top speed of a Formula One racecar, and it is a Peregrine Falcon.
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Level 54
Jan 13, 2021
Or a hamster in a jet fighter
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Level 78
Jan 27, 2021
Quizmaster is giving answers to chumps who check comments for answers? Such faith in humanity...
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Level 79
Jan 27, 2021
I tried cheetah, jaguar and many other big cats, and also swordfish.
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Level 70
Jan 27, 2021
@teegthebeeg best comment, well not ever but in a very long time :)

and yea I tried cheetah too and thought huh but he is the fastest, what are they looking for then?? Wasn't thinking about flying stuff...

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Level 63
Jan 27, 2021
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-08-20
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Level 78
Jan 27, 2021
I tried road runner.
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Level 59
Jun 28, 2024
Meep
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Level 93
Jul 18, 2021
meep
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Level 65
Apr 2, 2024
meep
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Level 95
Jan 12, 2021
Very fun quiz!
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Level 83
Jan 12, 2021
Can you accept nudibranch for gastropod sans shell?

I also put raccoon for "other panda", since its slang title is a "Trash Panda", but I understand if you won't accept it.

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Level 84
Jan 13, 2021
Agreed. Wikipedia - Nudibranchs are a group of soft-bodied, marine gastropod molluscs which shed their shells after their larval stage.
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Level 86
Jan 16, 2021
Why not, but I would consider nudibranchs as slugs anyway.
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Level 70
Jan 27, 2021
I understand your panda reasoning and I for one would accept it. But it is not my quiz so..
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Level 58
May 13, 2021
Is trash panda bad or good?
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Level 58
May 13, 2021
It's bad...
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Level 58
May 13, 2021
ILL KILL YOU!
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Level 59
Jan 27, 2023
I’m so confused
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Level 90
Jan 27, 2023
Guardians of the Galaxy reference
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Level 69
Jan 12, 2021
Great Quiz!! I 💗 Aardvarks!
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Level 75
Jan 12, 2021
Tuna of the land? As in it's eaten a lot? Honestly couldn't think of anything for that! I got to "falco" when the time ran out, don't know if it would've been accepted anyway... Very much enjoyed the quiz though!
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Level 95
Jan 12, 2021
It's a play on the Chicken of the Sea brand name which is a brand of canned tuna in the United States.
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Level 63
Jan 13, 2021
Makes sense now...
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Level 67
Jan 27, 2023
Further popularized in the 00's on Jessica Simpson's reality TV show when she asked if the can contained chicken. Hopefully as cynical clickbait.
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Level 66
Jan 28, 2023
Far too obscure...
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Level 66
Jan 29, 2023
Not obscure if you are American. If you are American and you missed it, I can't help you.
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Level 92
Jan 13, 2021
I literally LOL'd on this one. Very clever quiz!
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Level 83
Jan 14, 2021
Ditto, it's rare that I literally burst out loud laugh at a quiz, but that clue especially was top notch!!
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Level ∞
Jan 18, 2021
I had to pay $850,000 to a Madison Avenue advertising agency for these clues. Glad it was worth it!
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Level 71
Jan 27, 2021
Haha yeah these clues were pretty good :)
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Level 86
Jan 12, 2021
In addition to flamingo, how about accepting the blue-footed booby? ;)
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Level 70
Jan 12, 2021
I tried titmouse but flamingo makes more sense.
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Level 70
Jan 27, 2021
It doesnt to me. Is it an actual logo? Or because it is pink?
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Level 53
Jan 27, 2021
Simply because it's pink.
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Level 68
Jan 27, 2021
Or the red-footed booby! (The coloration of their feet is sometimes pink). FYI, I tried blue-footed booby about 5 times and got flamingo on the last second.
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Level 82
Jan 27, 2023
That's where I went with it!

Figured out "flamingo" eventually, but it was neither my first, nor my second, guess.

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Level 83
Jan 12, 2021
Fun quiz.
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Level 75
Jan 12, 2021
I can't believe over 80% of people got the Elephant one. The clue had two words I have never even heard of! Guess I gotta grab my dictionary...
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Level 70
Jan 27, 2021
Pachyderms I believe are thick-skinned, rhino, elephant and think hippo too. Proboscis is ehm an appendage-like mouthpiece also called that in flies. (I think I learned that word in the show face-off which was a special effects make-up competition. They made a creepy fly human hybrid)
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Level 67
Jan 27, 2023
Pachyderm is also described as: A non-ruminant hoofed quadruped; any member of the old order Pachydermata. (but basically elephant/rhino/hippo)

And ruminant = basically regurgitate and rechew cud. "Hoofed herbivorous grazing or browsing mammals that are able to acquire nutrients from plant-based food by fermenting it in a specialized stomach prior to digestion.."

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Level 73
Jan 13, 2021
I giggled when I read "I can't believe it's not a chimpanzee" and actually laughed out loud when "human" was accepted. Very cool quiz! It put me in a better mood. :)
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Level 84
Jan 15, 2021
The greatest achievement of the Giant Panda is convincing people they are the original panda...
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Level 66
Jan 27, 2021
I was kind of hoping that Orca would be accepted for the panda one, I mean they're a sea panda, LOL.
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Level 70
Jan 27, 2021
Cool reasoning :) if they put aquatic panda that would ve been a nice one.
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Level 56
Jan 27, 2021
I have never heard of the English word aardvark. Was kinda surprised that over 70% got it right :o
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Level 87
Jan 27, 2021
Anyone who had to live flipping through a Yellow Pages when trying to look for a business knows this lol
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Level 80
Jan 27, 2021
Haven't seen a Yellow Pages since last century. Good memories!
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Level 59
Jun 28, 2024
If you know the show "Arthur" you'll know what it is.
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Level 71
Jan 27, 2021
I thought that the rulers of the swamp would be either mosquitoes or Shrek.
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Level 52
Jan 27, 2021
Shrek is just a puppet for the true master of the swamp - Swampy McSwampface.
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Level 82
Jan 27, 2023
Not gonna lie, I totally put "ogre" at first, before my brain kicked in and informed me that it had it on good authority that ogres are not, in fact, real animals.
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Level 40
Jan 27, 2021
Shout out to “Phineas & Ferb” for being the reason platypus immediately came to mind on reading “semiaquatic”
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Level 58
Jan 27, 2021
For "the other panda" I was thinking about trash pandas, so I spent way too long trying alternate spellings of raccoon!
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Level 69
Jan 27, 2021
I, in fact, did not know that mules were different from donkeys. Now I do.
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Level 81
Jan 27, 2021
I think this is my most favourite quiz I've taken so far
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Level 66
Jan 27, 2021
What a brilliant concept
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Level 53
Jan 27, 2021
I love the fact that I tried "human" for the "can't believe it's not a chimpanzee" clue and it worked!
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Level 65
Jan 27, 2021
Fun quiz!
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Level 66
Jan 27, 2021
Should’ve used “Gassu” instead of “the other panda”.
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Level 63
Jan 28, 2021
Tuna of the land was the best. Had to laugh out loud before I could type in the next answer!
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Level 57
Jan 29, 2021
Fun quiz! Thanks for brightening up my day a bit! :)
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Level 52
Mar 10, 2021
Good quiz, but I protest about the acceptance of "human" for "bonobo." It makes sense, but they're two entirely different species. Things like that always bug me so much.
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Level 83
Apr 26, 2021
I don't think it intends 'human' to be an alternative term for 'bonobo', rather for 'human' to be an alternative answer to the clue.
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Level 76
Aug 9, 2022
I am dying here. Ridiculously good quiz.
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Level 71
Jan 27, 2023
A really good idea, humorously executed. I really enjoyed this, and learnt some things too. Thank you.
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Level 68
Jan 27, 2023
Can you accept donkey for mule?
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Level 56
Jan 27, 2023
Two different species
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Level 67
Jan 27, 2023
Is there any difference between Crocodile, Alligator, and swamp? I assumed a swamp would be freshwater and Alligator. There doesn't seem to be much authority on swamp/marsh/estuary/bog/etc differences.
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Level 28
Jan 27, 2023
This is so fun! I would love a second one :)
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Level 68
Jan 27, 2023
I like how human counts for bonobo
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Level 68
Jan 27, 2023
Though I tried chicken but I guess not. Also missed elephant, black widow, and peregrine falcon
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Level 66
Jan 31, 2023
Please also accept "Tapir" as a pachyderm with a proboscis. They were classed as pachyderms and have quite the dexterous snoot.
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Level 84
Feb 1, 2023
I got the monotreme but what has it got to do with your grandfather?
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Level 32
Jun 22, 2023
Stubborn and reliable should also include donkey.

We always say that for donkeys where I am from.

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Level 56
Apr 21, 2024
How about accepting Red Back Spider for Black Widow.