Clues
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Character
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Hates Snakes, Fedora, Whip
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Indiana Jones
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Breathes Noisily, Has Issues with Son, Telekinetic Choker
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Darth Vader
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Logical, Pointy Ears, Resurrected
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Spock
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Bicycle Basket, Reese's Pieces, Builds a Phone
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E.T.
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Vietnam Vet, Didn't Draw First Blood, Archery Enthusiast
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John Rambo
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Blue Face Paint, Freedom!, Impregnates the Princess
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William Wallace
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Leg Braces, Ping Pong, Shrimp
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Forrest Gump
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White Russian, Hates the Eagles, Bowling
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The Dude
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Skull Island, Empire State Building, Killed by Beauty
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King Kong
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Figment of Imagination, Makes Soap, Starts a Club
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Tyler Durden
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Don't Call him Chicken, Hover Skateboard, Best Friend is Old
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Marty McFly
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Chosen One, Knows Kung Fu, Hacker
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Neo
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Truancy, Twist and Shout, Day in Chicago
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Ferris Bueller
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Jazz Flute, By the Beard of Zeus!, Chose Milk on a Hot Day
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Ron Burgundy
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Nice Business Cards, Investment Banker, Serial Killer
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Patrick Bateman
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Georgia, Name = Color, Vivien Leigh
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Scarlett O'Hara
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Know-it-All, Crookshanks, Almost Killed by Troll
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Hermione Granger
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Amnesia, Regal Tang, Helps Rescue a Fish
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Dory
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Amnesia, Treadstone, Running from the CIA
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Jason Bourne
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Dad is Triton, Friends with a Crab, Becomes Human
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Ariel
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The Scots didn't paint their faces blue. The Picts did, but that was hundreds of years earlier.
There's no record of Wallace screaming "Freedom!" as he was being castrated and disemboweled.
And it's pretty unlikely that he impregnated Princess Isabelle since she was 4 years old and in France at the time the film takes place.
Isabella was actually pretty badass in a very "hell hath no fury" kind of way. She whisked her son, the heir apparent, to the safety of her family in France and then helped lead a rebellion army back to England that finally overthrew her husband who is among the worst, ineffectual kings in English history.