but I agree, the real name sounds more made up/ like a stage name than the one she chose.
Yo! It's me, QM, I'm the king of the site.
It's flowing in dollars as I sit here and write.
They call me the master, that's just what I am,
For all these geopolitics I don't give a damn.
They ask me, "Where's Cyprus? Palestine? Trinidad too?"
I just turn and stare 'cause this ain't nothin' new,
I tell 'em, "Use your brain, fool! It's common sense!"
(Well not that harshly, I seem more on the fence)
I say, "It's been a debated a million times,"
I say, "You all lookin' like clowns and mimes,"
I say, "Get wise, get a job, get workin' for dimes,"
I say, "Quit botherin' me when I'm spitting out rhymes."
Every day and all day, I get complaints,
They sayin' all my quizzes need some new paints,
The fools! I researched these hard,
And they comin' in with a Google search to keep their guard.
I'm the Quizmaster, you know, that's just what I am.
Know that I am the wise, the greatest bell,
And all my haters goin' to
My name is Quizmaster and I'm here to say
Cyprus is in Asia
and it's there to stay!
Drop the mic, yo!
While my drink pops and fizzes, none of yo business,
I make dope quizzes, that's why they call me Quizmaster,
Geography is my mistress, your quiz is a disaster,
High points and high knowledge is what we after,
You other quiz makers are deacons, but he the head pastor,
My rhymes are gold like King Midas,
We talking about Cyprus while others just sittin in diapers,
Wipe away the competition, with a fresh rendition, with a new addition, and quizzes of attrition, leaving all the other quiz sites wishin, while my book knowledge big like John Grisham, you can only try to envision, without comprehension, the amount of history skills and English language diction, movies, TV, and all sorts of fiction, a walking contradiction from a quizmaster on a mission...
I understand that's not be all they rap about, but it's what they're known for.
john kirk, aka DaBaby
You might want to change the title to rappers', though - those pesky apostrophes eh...
And yes, I'm being pedantic about apostrophes, because if I can't do that here then where the heck can I?
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