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Seinfeld Quotes

Can you fill the blanks in these quotes from the TV show "Seinfeld"?
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Last updated: April 22, 2021
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First submittedNovember 23, 2012
Times taken25,183
Average score65.0%
Rating4.18
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Who Said It
Quote
Soup Nazi
No soup for you
Jerry
I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George
It's not a lie if you believe it
Jerry
She had man hands
Elaine
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
Sidra (Teri Hatcher)
Oh, by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!
Jerry
But are you still master of your domain?
Kramer
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty
George (answering machine)
Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Timmy
You double-dipped the chip!
George
Yeah, well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you
Jerry
But I don't wanna be a pirate!
Kramer (to Jerry)
You're a rabid anti-dentite
Elaine
I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada,
I never heard from him again
Frank Costanza
A Festivus for the rest of us
George
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister
Elaine's business idea
Top of the muffin to you!
Elaine
I don't have a square to spare
George
The sea was angry that day, my friends
George (to the bubble boy)
I'm sorry. The card says Moops.
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40 Comments
irish41
+2
Level 59
Dec 13, 2012
Ahhh, how could I forget "yada, yada, yada"?! Grrrr.
tschutzer
+3
Level 92
Dec 13, 2012
Awww. I tried stuff your "sorry" in a sack and it didn't work, so that was the only one I missed. Great quiz - made me smile.
nycbarb
+6
Level 43
Feb 10, 2014
It's time for the Feats of Strength! I find tinsel distracting. I've got a lot of problems with you people.....
joeythelemur
+2
Level 83
Jun 9, 2014
The airing of grievances!!
MaelstromTX
+1
Level 80
May 12, 2021
Stop crying and fight your father!
burtviile
+8
Level 91
May 1, 2014
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
ander217
+1
Level 74
May 19, 2014
Chose this as a random quiz - never saw an episode of Seinfeld in my life, so happy to score 6.
ericsp23
+3
Level 96
May 21, 2014
I thought Susan said "stuff your sorries in a sack". George may have repeated the phrase later though.
UnknownUser
+4
Level 8
Sep 3, 2014
What About "Serenity Now!"?
loganite
+4
Level 90
Mar 7, 2016
It led to insanity later! :)
tom88
+3
Level 74
Jan 19, 2016
Great quiz! love seinfeld. The pretzels are making me thirsty quote was said by everyone. I know it was kramers line for the movie, but I always remember george saying it because of how intense he is when he says it.
PantsLobbyist
+2
Level 96
Apr 22, 2021
Absolutely! George's is by far the most memorable. I think of him every time I quote it. Which is a lot; my wife loves pretzels :)
stubart409
+4
Level 67
Mar 7, 2016
I'm a big Seinfeld fan. Sometimes it gets stuck in my DVD player and I have to pry it out with a screwdriver. My favourite out of this collection is "Maybe the dingo ate your baby", possibly because I'm Australian. I was very disappointed to get only 17. Jimmy doesn't like disappointments. I'll have to retire to my log cabin and put the balm on my pride.
blinky
+2
Level 58
Jan 2, 2017
Did I tell you to put the balm on your pride?!?!?
CorkSpork
+1
Level 71
Mar 7, 2016
Surprised that "But I don't want to be a ___!" I'm only a moderate fan but I probably say that one more than any.
celticcranberry
+6
Level 66
Mar 7, 2016
I was hoping for, "The card says 'moops.'"

My family plays a fair amount of Trivial Pursuit, and we trot this phrase out any time someone wants to quibble with the answer on the card.

Quizmaster
+2
Level ∞
Apr 22, 2021
Added that one!
balok
+1
Level 45
Mar 10, 2016
The quote that you attribute to Sidra was said *about* her (by Jackie Chiles), not by her
Moosefight
+8
Level 60
Mar 14, 2016
It's her parting line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

Dimby
+3
Level 79
Feb 10, 2021
She said it in the original episode and then Jackie said it again in homage in the series finale.
blinky
+1
Level 58
Jan 2, 2017
No "It's __ time!"
stubart409
+1
Level 67
May 12, 2021
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
ScottDozenNo
+1
Level 56
Dec 9, 2017
What a great show. The funniest of all time.
loganite
+2
Level 90
Feb 12, 2021
I don't have a ______ to spare was originally said by Jerry's girlfriend, Jane, TO Elaine. Elaine repeats the line to Jane at the end of the episode, but it was Jane's line.
music99
+1
Level 54
May 12, 2021
Doesn't change the fact that Elaine said it
loganite
+1
Level 90
May 12, 2021
My comment didn't say, or even imply, that Elaine never said the line. In fact, I acknowledge that she said it. I was just pointing out Jane said it first (and most memorably, in my opinion). Apparently you've surpassed George as the all time best seller! ;)
xtremesecretary
+2
Level 82
Apr 22, 2021
This quiz: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
esb219
+2
Level 75
Apr 22, 2021
not sure why this popped back up on new or edited quizzes but I never clicked on something so fast in my life
Freestatebear
+2
Level 86
Apr 22, 2021
Haven't seen a rerun in ages, but every quote immediately put a picture in my mind! And, thank you Frank, for giving me SOMEthing to celebrate in December!
sumguy
+1
Level 85
Apr 22, 2021
All four said "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty", but Kramer did say it first. If the "Who Said It" is going to be who said it first, then it shouldn't be Elaine for "I don't have a square to spare". She only said it in retaliation after Jane said it to her.
IsleAuHaulte
+1
Level 90
Apr 22, 2021
I really never took to Seinfeld. When they took it off network TV and let Larry David play "himself" on Curb Your Enthusiasm it really played out much better. Super Dave as Funkhouser was a far better foil than Kramer acting like a 1958 Jerry Lewis.
Dimby
+2
Level 79
Apr 22, 2021
Seinfeld also prominently says, "I don't want to be a cowboy" in the exact same whiny way. Might be an homage to the original line, but I always thought they were equals.
Ghostbuster
+2
Level 91
Apr 22, 2021
He also doesn't wanna be Switzerland in the Risk episode. Although there's no 'But' before any of those two, so pirate is the only fitting answer.
EytanMelech
+2
Level 67
Apr 22, 2021
"My Wallet's Gone" would make another cool addition if another quiz is made.
meemee2
+1
Level 58
May 12, 2021
Ok. Clearly I've watched this show way too many times to get them all with plenty of time to spare. Yikes!
cb19
+2
Level 56
May 12, 2021
"Look to the cookie" is another good one
jmellor13
+1
Level 67
May 12, 2021
You should add "Jerry! Hello!" from Uncle Leo, and something from Peterman. He has so many good lines, and especially on this site, "It'll always be Burma to me" would be especially fitting.
HyddenRizz
+1
Level 67
Apr 24, 2023
The Peterman Burma quote is actually one of the random flavour texts that appear at the bottom of this site!
TigerKing45
+2
Level 68
May 13, 2021
But you 'yada yada'd' over the best part...
fuanacdc
+2
Level 86
Aug 2, 2022
No, I mentioned the bisque...
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