Things that Mark Twain Never Said - Statistics

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Quote	% Correct
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all {doubt}	79%
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the {fight} {in} {the} {dog}	76%
Never wrestle with a {pig}. You both get dirty and the {pig} likes it.	74%
The coldest winter I ever spent was a {summer} in San Francisco	73%
A banker is a fellow who lends you his {umbrella} when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain	71%
I did not attend his {funeral}, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it	69%
Don't believe the {world} owes you a living. The {world} owes you nothing. It was here first.	65%
I have never let my schooling interfere with my {education}	61%
Giving up {smoking} is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.	56%
{Golf} is a good walk spoiled	52%
{Politicians} are like diapers: they should be changed often, and for the same reason	50%
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and {statistics}	48%
If {voting} made any difference they wouldn't let us do it	44%
Everybody talks about the {weather}, but nobody does anything about it	38%
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the {smiles} have been	34%
God created war so that {American}s would learn geography	31%
History does not repeat itself, but it {rhymes}	24%
I would have written a {shorter} letter, but I did not have the time	24%