Human anatomy for dummies

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Smoking will ruin them! Stop smoking FFS!
Lungs
The food tube. Sometimes works in reverse and you get kicked out of the bar.
esophagus
The food Sac.
Stomach
Nutrients are absorbed in this long tube.
Small Intestine
Onions make them wet.
Eyes
Bean stew makes it go insane.
Large Intestine
Does a lot of vital stuff but most importantly purges alcohol.
Liver
Appendix designed to ask for a ride.
Thumb
Treat it well or you will have diabetes!
Pancreas
They look like beans.
Kidneys
Organ that takes years to master.
Bladder
You get e-mails to enlarge it.
Penis
Use it or loose it!
Brain
Joint that hurts when weather changes.
knee
The rectal exam scans this.
Prostate
Suppository chamber.
Rectum
Unfortunately it's considered a public indecency for women to uncover them in public.
Breasts
We have 206 of them.
Bones
It makes tiny eggs.
Ovaries
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Appendix designed to express discontent.
Middle finger
Clean them or get a mint.
Teeth
Baby's room.
Uterus
Part of the head that you bang against the wall when things aren't going your way.
Forehead
Pleasure tube.
Vagina
It's rude to stick it in other people's business.
Nose
Apparently it's useless.
Appendix
Hurts a lot when kicked.
Testicles
The answer is 'elbow'. Type it.
Elbow
Female penis
Clitoris
Primarily a blood filter. You can live without it.
Spleen
Too much pork will ruin it!
Heart
Largest organ in the body. Nazis live obsessed with its color.
Skin
Comes out after the baby.
Placenta
Organ designed to accommodate earings. Some people use them to hold a pencil or a cigarette.
Ear
You can clean your teeth or give oral pleasure with this.
Tongue
The final Sphincter. Sometimes makes a funny noise and then everybody looks at you in the bus.
Anus
Breathing muscle. Also used to sigh or hiccup.
Diaphragm
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Level 68
May 4, 2014
You mean BREATHING muscle? That one kept me thinking for a while
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Level 9
May 5, 2014
Yes. thanx for correcting.
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Level 41
May 8, 2014
Please correct the spelling of Nipples.
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Level 9
May 8, 2014
Done. Thanx
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Level 40
May 17, 2015
a thumb is not an organ
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Level 28
May 27, 2015
I think 20 should be 2 for the middle finger question lol I was a little confused as to where my other 18 middle fingers went
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Level 46
Jan 17, 2016
Diaphram. Please accept this spelling for those of us that don't know there is a "g" . I did not confirm.. .but is this correct?
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Level 59
Jan 7, 2017
you should accept oesophagus as the spelling for food tube- it's how we spell it in UK
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Level 75
Nov 8, 2021
Four years later this is still not corrected. Etymologically, words coming from the Greek root "oi" are correctly spelled in English with Oe at the start, such as Oestrogen, Oecumenism, Oedipus and Oesophagus. Unfortunately, some American geezer decided to "simplify" American spelling but it's time you guys recognised the correct way to spell, really.
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Level 66
Feb 20, 2023
calm down brit
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Level 32
May 12, 2017
It's appendage, not appendix. May want to fix that... kind of confusing
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Level 49
Nov 18, 2017
Please accept "kidney" under kidneys so that when I type kidney and nothing happens I don't cry thanks
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Level 24
Mar 2, 2018
Oesophagus is the proper spelling!!!!
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Level 45
Mar 24, 2018
It's appendage, not appendix

Also, please accept oesophagus - this is how it is spelt in English-speaking countries outside of the US

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Level 48
Jun 12, 2020
It is spelt esophagus in Canada. Positive about that one - and we're definitely outside of the US.
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Level 66
Jan 1, 2019
I believe testes should work for testicles. And you should accept womb aswell imo.
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Level 55
Jul 29, 2022
Agree
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Level 39
Dec 13, 2021
I think changing appendix to appendage would make this a lot less confusing :)
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Level 63
Jan 18, 2022
This quiz is proper bollox ;)
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Level 55
Feb 3, 2023
For "organ that takes years to master" I tried "pipe organ"