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Shakespeare... or Bart Simpson?
Guess whether these quotes were said or written by William Shakespeare or Bart Simpson.
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Last updated: December 9, 2022
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| First submitted | December 9, 2022 |
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1. Tar is not a plaything.
Simpson and Delilah, S02E15
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
2. I am a pawn.
Dead Putting Society, S02E06
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
3. More of your conversation would infect my brain.
Coriolanus II.i.97
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
4. Let's kill all the lawyers.
Henry VI IV.ii.75
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
5. What you don't know could fill a warehouse.
Stark Raving Dad, S03E01
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
6. Here is my butt.
Othello V.ii.310
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
7. I am fortune's fool!
Romeo and Juliet III.i.142
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
8. Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!
Kamp Krusty, S04E01
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
9. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
Bart the Genius, S01E02
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
10. Affection? Pooh!
Hamlet I.iii.101
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
11. Away, you three-inch fool!
Taming of the Shrew IV.i.22
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
12. This both sucks and blows.
Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers', S10E15
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
13. Unhand me, Yankee!
I Love Lisa, S04E15
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
14. Nothing will come of nothing.
King Lear I.i.99
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
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4 Comments
stylus
+6
Level 78
Oct 15, 2024
this is genius, well played
sumguy
+2
Level 86
Oct 15, 2024
Thank you!
TomatosRaafatos
+3
Level 75
Oct 15, 2024
I don't think Bart invented the phrase "damned if you do, damned if you don't". People have been saying it for ages, haven't they? It was a tricky one bcz I thought shakespeare must have came up with it but it seems it's just a common saying. I thought the premise was that these are Bart's original lines? Anyway, nice quiz :)
sumguy
+2
Level 86
Oct 15, 2024
I never said he invented it. I don't think Bart invented "I am a pawn" either. Shakespeare probably wasn't the first to say "Let's kill all the lawyers". I make no guarantee that any of these are original quotes of William Shakespeare or Bart Simpson. The only thing I warrant is that they said those things, and I provide citations to prove it.
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