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Shakespeare... or Bart Simpson?

Guess whether these quotes were said or written by William Shakespeare or Bart Simpson.
Quiz by sumguy
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Last updated: December 9, 2022
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1. Tar is not a plaything.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Simpson and Delilah, S02E15
2. I am a pawn.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Dead Putting Society, S02E06
3. More of your conversation would infect my brain.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus II.i.97
4. Let's kill all the lawyers.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Henry VI IV.ii.75
5. What you don't know could fill a warehouse.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Stark Raving Dad, S03E01
6. Here is my butt.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Othello V.ii.310
7. I am fortune's fool!
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet III.i.142
8. Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Kamp Krusty, S04E01
9. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Bart the Genius, S01E02
10. Affection? Pooh!
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Hamlet I.iii.101
11. Away, you three-inch fool!
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Taming of the Shrew IV.i.22
12. This both sucks and blows.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers', S10E15
13. Unhand me, Yankee!
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
I Love Lisa, S04E15
14. Nothing will come of nothing.
Bart Simpson
William Shakespeare
King Lear I.i.99
4 Comments
+6
Level 77
Oct 15, 2024
this is genius, well played
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Level 85
Oct 15, 2024
Thank you!
+3
Level 74
Oct 15, 2024
I don't think Bart invented the phrase "damned if you do, damned if you don't". People have been saying it for ages, haven't they? It was a tricky one bcz I thought shakespeare must have came up with it but it seems it's just a common saying. I thought the premise was that these are Bart's original lines? Anyway, nice quiz :)
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Level 85
Oct 15, 2024
I never said he invented it. I don't think Bart invented "I am a pawn" either. Shakespeare probably wasn't the first to say "Let's kill all the lawyers". I make no guarantee that any of these are original quotes of William Shakespeare or Bart Simpson. The only thing I warrant is that they said those things, and I provide citations to prove it.