Comprehensive Red Dwarf Quiz

Questions are all from the original (first) 6 series.

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Hint	Answer
Is that a cigarette you're smoking? No, it's a "_______"	Chicken
How do the crew differentiate between Lister and the Psiren	Making them play the guitar
Over the years, I've come to regard you as... "_______ _ ___"	people I met
Its either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us.	The despair squid
Lister tries to stop the cat from chipping his tooth on what	His electronic goldfish
...and one "______ _____ ______" you never know!	triple thick condom
Creature Lister thinks is crawling up his leg in the episode "Terrorform"	Tarantula
The name of the pleasure GELF	Camille
What do you mean you "______ ___" Cha Cha Chaa?	Killed him
In "Thanks for the memory" what is the name of the ex Lister implants into Rimmer's memory	Lise Yates
Tarka Dhal & Bhindi Bhaji come from which empire?	The Vindaloovian Empire
The place where all crimes happen to the perpetrator	The Justice Zone
Who ever heard of a "____"skin rug?	Worm
The country Lister thinks "nodnol" is in	Bulgaria
Hey! You monkeys eat "___ ___ _____"?	off the floor
What type of animal is "Mr. Flibble"	Penguin
What does Rimmer's mom believe his full rank is?	Rear Admiral Lieutenant General
The name of Lister's band as a teenager	Smeg and the Heads
I've come to warn you, in 3 million years "___'__ __ ____"	You'll be dead

Hint	Answer
Which building does Lister have ground down to line his driveway. In the episode "Time Slides"	"Buck" Palace
Smoke me a "______" I'll be back for breakfast	Kipper
What did the cat people name their God (Lister)	Cloister the Stupid
What word does Kryten not like to be called	Tetchy
The Polymorph steals which emotion from Lister	Fear
The Polymorph steals which emotion from Rimmer	Anger
The Polymorph steals which emotion from Cat	Vanity
The Polymorph steals which emotion from Kryten	Guilt
Please rush me my portable "______" polishing kit	Walrus
Step up to red alert! Are you sure, sir? It does mean.. "________ ___ ____"	changing the bulb
What is the clue Kryten gives himself in the episode "The Inquisitor"	Enig
No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the "___________" go?	Calculators
Who's the object of Cat's desire?	Himself
What does rimmer claim he "bivouacked" down under?	The fuel pump
Which Zero-G football team does Lister support?	The London Jets
Who played in the "roof attack" position for this team?	Jim Bexley Speed
Whilst "Marooned" what was the last thing Lister would eat, in a list containing dog food	A Potnoodle
During "Meltdown" Lister witnesses the execution of which beloved fictional childrens character	Winnie The Pooh