New Girl Quotes - Statistics

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This quiz has been taken 1,034 times
The average score is 24 of 30

Answer Stats

Quote	Answer	% Correct
"So, I've decided to give up on women and put all that energy into tomatoes."	Nick	98%
"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorised a lot of words."	Nick	97%
“Are you cooking a frittata in a saucepan? What is this — prison?”	Schmidt	96%
"If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?"	Winston	95%
"He's happier than me watching Coach watching Winston yawn."	Jess	93%
"Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses."	Schmidt	87%
"Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably."	Nick	86%
"This is a horrible neighbourhood. There are youths everywhere!"	Schmidt	84%
"Here's a fun idea: you can put a hat on him with antlers. This way, the hole he makes in the wall will make us all smile."	Winston	84%
"I like getting older, I feel like I'm finally aging into my personality."	Nick	83%
"Gave me cookie, got you cookie!"	Nick	83%
“Nick doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants.'”	Jess	82%
"It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now."	Nick	82%
"Girl I'm-a marry you."	Schmidt	82%
“Nick isn’t even a man. He’s some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day I had to tell him not to pull a dog’s tail.”	Jess	81%
“They call me Prank Sinatra!”	Winston	81%
“I used to just think if I was proposed to, I would notice it was happening.”	Cece	79%
"The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now."	Schmidt	79%
"Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil."	Schmidt	79%
"Watch your front because we've got your back!"	Cece	77%
“I might as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry.”	Jess	76%
“Can I get an alcohol?”	Nick	75%
“You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower; this isn’t some fancy hotel!”	Nick	74%
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch!”	Nick	73%
“You could have an emotional connection to a shoe on the side of the road.”	Cece	72%
"Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino."	Nick	69%
"Turning lemonade into lemons since 1981.”	Nick	69%
“I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!”	Schmidt	65%
“The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don’t work.”	Cece	53%
"I'm so nervous to meet your Mom. I'm bad with women and family. I wish she was a male stranger."	Aly	27%