MCU Quotes

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut."

"This drink, I like it. Another!"

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

"I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, want to have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless America!"

"The city is flying. We're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."

"When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust."

"I'm Mary Poppins, ya'll!"

"What was your second choice, Scrotumhat?"

" So... you got detention. You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. The question is, how are you gonna make things right?"

"He's a friend from work!"

"Puny god."

"He's also a huge dork. Chicks dig that."

"Can you move your seat up?"

"Does anyone have any orange slices?"

"You didn't see that coming."

"Just Wong? Like Adele? Or Aristotle? Drake, Bono... Eminem..."

"You want a juice box and some string cheese?"

"What master do I serve, what am I supposed to say Jesus?"

"We're using our made-up names."