Terrible Jokes — Click Quiz

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Last updated: August 13, 2023
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First submittedAugust 13, 2023
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A guy asks a girl “What is your birthday?” The girl replies with “March 1st”.
My friend once told me about the time he vandalized tombstones.
I heard McDonald’s has been killing bugs and frying them into this new food item.
A student asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher replies with “Sing the alphabet first” The boy then sings “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ”. The teacher then asks “Where’s the P?” The student replies with…
Why would it be dangerous to scramble neon?
Can just one bird tango?
Vatican City has won the best flag contest.
Why are jellyfish such terrible lovers?
I’ve heard that boron is the lamest element.
I heard about a guy whose hair randomly turned gray.
What did one piece of paper say when he saw another piece of paper being split in half?
Friend 1 to Friend 2: “Hit me up later bro!” Then later…
A man stumbles across a traffic light that is stuck on red and will never turn green. He then texts his friend, who repairs traffic lights, but unfortunately…
An angry man intentionally tipped over a large container full of venomous snakes, which later killed him.
What did the drunk man say after losing his Ford car?
Because it is a portmanteau of boring and moron.
Fair and square.
French flies.
He got punched in the lower jaw.
He kicked the bucket.
He then started walking like a soldier.
He was left on red.
He’d rather dye.
It was a grave mistake.
I’ve lost my Focus.
No, but toucan.
Running down my leg!
Then there would be none.
They’re heartless.
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