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Badly Described Occupations

Guess the occupations that are described by these horrendous sentences.
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Last updated: October 26, 2021
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Badly Described Hint
Badly Described Occupation
Someone who fierociously scribbles in a notepad then publishes their markings in an over-complicatedly folded paper that no one reads anymore.
Journalist
Person who lies a lot about the bad stuff other people do.
Lawyer
Person who covers up the bad stuff they do with a bunch of fake promises.
Politician
Someone who travels to enormous rotating objects in a large vessel that gets smaller and smaller the farther it goes along.
Astronaut
Someone who beats the crap out of a piece of hot metal to shape it into a pointy object.
Blacksmith
Someone who cries professionally to portray other people’s problems.
Actor | Actress
Someone that raises living things just so they can be eaten or sold later on.
Farmer
Someone that mumbles nonsense to one person before translating his nonsense to other people who don’t understand the nonsense.
Translator
Someone who points at a fake map to describe things that can also just be seen by looking outside
Meteorologist
Someone who shoves a microphone in an innocent person's face and expects them to tell a story.
News Reporter
Badly Described Hint
Badly Described Occupation
Muscular person who throws or hits round things for the enjoyment of others.
Athlete
Someone who delivers the tasty requests of customers on unnecessarily large trays.
Waiter
Someone who escorts people through all sorts of structures and discusses how much it costs to live depending on someone's selection.
Realtor
Person who puts the things you want on a red thing, adds them up, and then shames you into donating to some cause.
Cashier
Someone that chops, boils, and/or fries the dead bodies of once-living things to satisfy the pains of someone's mid-section.
Chef
Person who stares at a body of water to watch for vanishing bodies
Lifeguard
Someone that wears a white coat, tests your bodily functions, and gives unreasonably long names to when there's something wrong with you.
Doctor
Someone who sells fragrant corpses of once living green things to delight the noses of people.
Florist
Someone who makes sure wild living things stay "domesticated" in cages which they will spend the rest of their lives in for the enjoyment of young children.
Zookeeper
Someone who mentally abuses the brains of (small) children.
Teacher
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