Melaflatchulum Chain - Bill Wurtz Edition

Using the rules of Melaflatchulum, explained on this blog, complete this Melaflatchulum chain by filling in the blanks of these iconic Bill Wurtz lines from "history of the entire world, i guess".

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Last updated: August 31, 2021

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Line	Answer
Knock knock, it's ___________.	Chandragupta
Time to conquer all of _____ ... er .. most of _____ ...	India
They're the _____ _____, no one conquers the _____ _____!	Tamil kings
"Me!" said the ________, swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world.	Arabians
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the ______ _____!	Seljuk Turks
"AAH!" said the _________ Empire, who's getting so small it almost doesn't exist anymore.	Byzantine
Hey, Pope, want to take back the ____ ____? Come on, I know you want to take back the ____ ____.	Holy Land
They did many ________, some of which almost didn't fail. But at least Italy got some sweet trade deals out of it.	Crusades
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, said the Roman Empire, eating the entire _____________ for breakfast	Mediterranean
Aaaaaaaaand the Roman Empire's gone. Actually just half of it, but it's not in ____ anymore, so let's give it a new name.	Rome
Guess who's in Rome. __________!	Barbarians
The ______ just had the idea of thinking about stuff.	Greeks
______________ OVERLOAD.	GREEKIFICATION
___________ ALL THE KINGDOMS.	CHRISTIANIZE
Which _____ would you like? Mine's better. Mine's better. Mine's better.	Brand
______ made ______ ______n again, and let's change the type of Islam, you know the one where the first guy was the other guy.	Persia
Deep in the Arabian desert, on the top of a mountain, the real god whispers ________'s ear, so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods, and he tells them their gods are all fake...	Muhammad
Hi, everything's great said some guy who's getting _______, who is then arrested and killed for being too _______, which only makes him more _______.	Popular
Hi I live in the Roman Empire and I was wondering is loving _____ legal yet?	Jesus
No. Actually it is now said Constantine moving his capital to be closer to his ____ _____.	Main rival
Oh, hey, ________, go conquer India or something.	Timurids.
The ________ have taken over the entire Eurasian steppe. Great job, ________.	Göktürks
The _______ just invaded most of the universe. Nice going, Genghis. Bet that'll last a long time.	Mongols
Wait, where the ____ are we?	Hell
Let's invent a _____ _______, said the thing inventor inventor, after being invented by a _____ _______.	Thing inventor
Some people have no ____.	Food
Some people have no _______.	Friends
And the ocean is full of _______.	Plastic
I'm sad. I miss you. ___ ___ ____ ______?	How did this happen?
Bigger stars burn out and die with _______.	Passion
What's it made of? ______ and stuff!	Quarks
THE SUN IS A DEADLY _____.	LAZER
Use a stronger ___. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an ___. Water is in the ___. Baby, in the ___, in the water, in the ___.	Egg
And make crazy sounds with their voice. ________.	Gneurshk
That's a _____ ______.	Human person