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Unconventional Quiz About Me #2

Answer these unconventional multiple-choice questions about me.
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Last updated: August 11, 2021
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1. What TV series does my brother, for some reason, not want me to watch?
The Simpsons
Loki
WandaVision
Gordon Ramsay Uncharted
Don't ask me to explain his strange behavior.
2. What is the name of my local zoo's otter, transferred from a zoo in Providence, RI?
Sushi
Sam
Dunkin
Maxwell
Though Sushi is the name of her companion.
3. What gibbon species do I prefer?
White-handed
White-cheeked
Siamang
Buff-cheeked
Aesthetically pleasing.
4. What happens when someone calls a gibbon a monkey?
I pretend I didn't hear it.
I am unconcerned.
I am a bit exasperated.
I GO BALLISTIC!!!!!
Gibbons are apes. Case closed, unless you want to hear me lecture you about the differences between monkeys and apes.
5. My best friend makes peculiar quizzes. Which of these best describes them?
leaf of erb
BNAZUL
Teo Topaka Empire
Burritos
6. What is the importance of the word "vindictive" in my life?
It occurs all too often around me
There is no importance. What does "vindictive" mean again?
I'm feeling a bit queasy. Could you hand me a dictiona.....
Ah, my journey through vocabulary uncovered such an elegant word.
Vindictive (noun): having or showing a strong or unreasoning desire for revenge.
7. What fruit has suspiciously been plaguing my every thought as well as things around me?
Pomegranate
Fig
Guava
Passion fruit
Someone I know has a fig tree that I recently learned about, a museum in Davenport, Iowa is titled the Figge Art Museum, and in a restroom at Cape Cod on a shower curtain there is text that says ... Fig.7?
8. What spice-herb-thingy has also been plaguing my every thought and things around me, though not as much.
Horseradish
Wasabi
Bnazul
Bay Leaf
WASABI ....
9. Complete this trademark sentence: Thank Larry, Johnny, and ... ?
Marlomo
All the Three Stooges
All the Ghosts of the Avenue
Jean-Baptiste
ERROR. ERROR. NO EXPLANATION REQUIRED.
10. Jose is a classic Mexican name? What is the correct way to spell it?
Jose. Duh.
Sri jellyfish tempura
H0ose
Hose
11. What is my favorite food?
Lobster roll
Enchiladas
Gerald's beer-battered flounder
NOT peppers
Peppers are abhorrent.
12. How many *official* books have I written?
Four
Something about frogs
One
Somewhere around 7
More to come ...
13. What is my least favorite out of these chewing gum flavors?
Juicy Fruit
Trident
Big League Chew
Hubba Bubba
14. What is undeniably the greatest Olympic sport?
Table Tennis
Skateboarding
Olympics? Huh?
Water Polo
C'mon ...
15. (Serious question) What is my opinion on Japan's hosting of the Olympic Games after enduring the hardships of 2020?
I'm glad that because of them we got to see the Olympics this year
They show true perseverance and tenacity, something that should always be remembered
You know, I'm thankful
Meh
2 Comments
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Level 61
Aug 11, 2021
Nice quiz. Thank you for featuring Sri Jellyfish Tempura!
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Level 52
Aug 11, 2021
Thanks