Do you have anything to declare?
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Villain
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I lived quietly in my Romanian castle until this young man upset my routine. Strange routine you say? I have the right to sleep in a coffin and drink blood. Am I criticizing your lifestyle?
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Dracula
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Yes, I like fashion and warm clothes. Fur is perfect on both counts so why should I deprive myself of it? And fur from spotted dogs is the best!
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Cruella De Vil
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A little man stole my jewellry and you say I'm the bad guy? This item was so precious to me. I would have thrown myself into the fire to get it back!
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Gollum
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These slippers are family heirlooms! I had to get them back. And by the way, their red color goes perfectly with my black dress and my green complexion!
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The Wicked Witch of the West
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That guy in the dark suit had me locked up in the asylum because I wanted to make people laugh! He needs to relax: he's definitely too serious!
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The Joker
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I offered my son the chance to rule the Galaxy by my side. The kid was so reluctant I had to cut his arm off. Does that make me a bad dad? No. That's just my style of parenting.
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Darth Vader
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I just wanted to give this baby an original welcome gift. A lightning bolt tattoo seemed so cool to me! On second thought, I should have chosen the biceps instead of the forehead.
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Lord Voldemort
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Don't blame Mother, that girl needed to be punished. Our motel is not a place where you can shower so provocatively.
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Norman Bates
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I know this sounds like overkill, but the reason I wiped out half of all living things was to bring balance to the universe. Tell me, you're not going to confiscate my pretty gauntlet for so little?
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Thanos
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My embittered nephew chased me from the throne when I had done nothing wrong. I swear on my mane that my brother slipped on his own!
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Scar
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I've tried everything to make friends: shape-shifting, funny makeup, and even balloons. But nothing helps. Social interaction isn't easy when you come from another dimension.
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Pennywise
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So enjoying your favorite meat with fava beans and a nice Italian wine is now a crime? What a barbaric world we live in!
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Hannibal Lecter
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Why do I keep this on my face? There's nothing like a skin mask to protect you from the Texas sun. And the chainsaw? To cut wood, what else?
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Leatherface
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You’re right. Forcibly bringing a princess to my castle is a bit much. But I'm sure we could have had a great story, she and I, if only that mustachioed plumber hadn't come along!
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Bowser
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Torture you say? I simply motivated him to finish the best novel of his career. And anyway, feet heal up quickly enough…
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Annie Wilkes
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Look, I understand this poor sailor didn’t appreciate me having his leg for breakfast.
But chasing me across the seven seas is a bit obsessive, isn't it?
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Moby Dick
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Completely dumb?Can't believe I missed the "mane" one, I thought it must be a horse character... Was trying things like Black Beauty and My Little Pony out of desperation!