Lyrics
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Old Godzilla was hopping around
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Tokyo city like a big playground
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When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
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And hit Godzilla
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with a bat grenade
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Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
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But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
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Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
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When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
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And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
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Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
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But before it could make it back to the Batcave
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Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
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And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
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Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
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But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
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Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
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This is the ultimate showdown...
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Godzilla took a bite
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out of Optimus Prime
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Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
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And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
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But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
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And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
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When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
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Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
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Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
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And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
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'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
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And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
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Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
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While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
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Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
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Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
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This is the ultimate showdown...
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Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
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Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
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Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
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Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
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Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
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Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
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As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
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But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
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And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
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Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white
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And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
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And Benito Mussolini,
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and the Blue Meanie
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And Cowboy Curtis,
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and Jambi The Genie
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Robocop,
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The Terminator,
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Captain Kirk,
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and Darth Vader
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Lo-pan,
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Superman,
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every single Power Ranger
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Bill S. Preston
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and Theodore Logan
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Spock,
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The Rock,
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Doc Ock,
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and Hulk Hogan
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All came out of nowhere lightning fast
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And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
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It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
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With civilians looking on in total awe
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The fight raged on for a century
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Many lives were claimed but eventually
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The champion stood, the rest saw their better
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Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
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