Futurama Quotes

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Last updated: October 2, 2012
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Episode or Movie
"Spare me your space-age techo babble, Attila the Hun."
Zapp Brannigan
Kif Gets Knocked up a Notch
"Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned."
Mother's Day
"Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know."
Turanga Leela
Time Keeps on Slipping
"Oh, a lesson in not changing the future from Mr. 'I'm my own grandpa'!"
Prof. Hubert Farnsworth
Roswell that End's Well
"Uh, what if that thing I said?"
Philip J. Fry
Anthology of Interest
"Have you ever considered turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
"Oh, monkey trumpets."
Kif Kroker
Where the Buggalo Roam
"Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor."
John Zoidberg
Future Stock
"Um, Leela, Armando and I are going to the back seat of his car for coffee. "
Amy Wong
I Second that Emotion
"This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license. And it's mandatory!"
Hermes Conrad
The Deep South
"Possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers."
Lord Nibbler
The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
"Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman."
Mother's Day
"That's especially impossible."
Cubert Farnsworth
A Clone of My Own
"Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!"
The Late Philip J. Fry
"My first wife also liked to shut up."
Spanish Fry
"Windmills do not work that way! Good night!"
Morbo the Annihillator
Crimes of the Hot
"My God, cover yourself! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!"
Richard Nixon's Head
War is the H Word
"Definitely probably not."
Robot Devil
The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings
Future Stock
"Painstakingly drawn before a live audience"
Opening Credits
Anthology of Interest I
"And by metaphorically, I mean get your coat."
Bender Bending Rodriguez
The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings
"Very well, I will femmunicate your manformation."
Freeda Waterfall
Into the Wild Green Yonder
"It's a calculator. I ate it to gain its strength."
Hermes Conrad
Lethal Inspection
"In actual news..."
Linda van Schoonhoven
Mother's Day
"This isn't Yemeni, it's Sulawesi, and it's shaking! I don't want my coffee shaking!"
Philip J. Fry
Three Hundred Big Boys
Level 37
Apr 26, 2014
Prof. Hubert Farsworth is awfully specific. I tried Professor Farnsworth and Hubert Farnsworth and it wouldn't accept either, please change
Level 28
May 8, 2014
Belatedly fixed--now accepts "Professor" and "Hubert"