Answer
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I
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like
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glitter
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and
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sparkly
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dresses
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But
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I'm
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not
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gonna
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talk
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about
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that
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In
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my
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monologue
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I
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like
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baking
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and
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things
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that
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smell
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like
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winter
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But
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I'm
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not
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gonna
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talk
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about
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that
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In
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my
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monologue
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La
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la
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la,
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Answer
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La
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la
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la
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I
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like
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writing
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songs
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about
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douch-bags
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who
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cheat
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on
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me
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But
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I'm
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not
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gonna
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say
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that
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In
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my
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monologue
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I
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like
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writing
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their
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names
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into
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songs
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So
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that
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they're
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ashamed
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to
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go
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in
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public
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But
|
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Answer
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I'm
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not
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gonna
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say
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that
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In
|
my
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monologue
|
La
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la,
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La
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la
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la
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la
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la
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This
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is
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my
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musical
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monologue!
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You
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might
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think
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I'd
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bring
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up
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Joe
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That
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guy
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who
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broke
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up
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with
|
me
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on
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the
|
phone
|
But
|
|
Answer
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I'm
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not
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gonna
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mention
|
him
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In
|
my
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monologue
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Hey
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Joe,
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I'm
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doing
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real
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well
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Tonight
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I'm
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hosting
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SNL
|
But
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I'm
|
not
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gonna
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write
|
about
|
that
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In
|
my
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monologue
|
La
|
la
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la,
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ha
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ha
|
ha
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Ha
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ha
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ha,
|
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Answer
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ha
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ha
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ha,
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la
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la
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la
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And
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if
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you're
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wondering
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if
|
I
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might
|
Be
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dating
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the
|
werewolf
|
from
|
Twilight
|
"Hi
|
Taylor!"
|
I'm
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not
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gonna
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comment
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on
|
that
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In
|
my
|
monologue
|
La
|
la,
|
La
|
la
|
la
|
la
|
la
|
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Answer
|
This
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is
|
my
|
musical
|
monologue
|
You
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might
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be
|
expecting
|
me
|
to
|
say
|
Something
|
bad
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about
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Kanye
|
And
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how
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he
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ran
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up
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on
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the
|
stage
|
And
|
ruined
|
my
|
VMA
|
monologue
|
But
|
there's
|
nothing
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more
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to
|
say
|
Cause
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every
|
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Answer
|
thing's
|
okay
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I've
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got
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security
|
lining
|
the
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stage
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This
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is
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my
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SNL
|
monologue
|
La
|
la,
|
La
|
la
|
la
|
la
|
la
|
This
|
is
|
my
|
SNL
|
monologue
|
La
|
la,
|
La
|
la
|
la
|
la
|
la
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That
|
was
|
my
|
SNL
|
monologue
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