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Self-help for happiness
The aim of this quiz is to make us feel more calm and content. Peace and love to all quiz-takers.
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Last updated: December 16, 2024
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| First submitted | December 16, 2024 |
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| Average score | 40.0% | Report this quiz | Report |
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1. How can we respond to the meaningless chaos of existence?
Write a poem
Eat a tasty chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle
Take up a life of white-collar crime
Join a volunteer group picking up litter
2. If someone rejects you, what should you do?
Forget about the ratbag and call someone else to spend time with instead
Listen to Anthrax's Spreading the Disease album
Draw a moustache on their photo, stick it on your dartboard and throw darts at it
Call them a smelly bottom in a Facebook post
3. If misery feels like a leaden lump inside you, how can you cure this ill?
Phone the boss and tell him to stuff his stupid job
Lie down and think about the events which brought you to this point
Phone the doc
Re-read old letters and remind yourself that you are a beautiful person
4. Which is the least-stupid of these four options for making ourselves feel less abysmal?
Go on a boggy trudge up a long hill
Force a big smile, even though you don't feel like it
Have a game of golf
Get some booze and fags from Tesco and have a blowout on your own
5. If no medics or other people are available to speak to, and you need a quick fix from your melancholy, where can you turn?
Pray to the Almighty
Spend some time with your gerbil
Read Schopenhauer's "Über die vierfache Wurzel des Satzes vom zureichenden Grunde"
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