Who sang those lyrics?

"Johnny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine"

"He called my name as I turned up the flames, and then I realized I was out of mayonnaise"

"Expert, textpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?"

"There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more"

"Confusion is next and next after that is the truth"

"There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply"

"Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline"

"Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay"

"What they said was real makes me wanna steal"

"Don't telegraph your passes, you'll end up with molasses"

"I wish I was special"

"No more ground boutique at match in Chelsea; we are Sparta F.C."

"I've been too honest with myself; I should have lied like everybody else"

"Look I've gotta go; yeah I'm running out of change / There's a lot of things, if I could I'd rearrange"