UK Comedy Song Lyrics (1960's to 1980's)

Name the song title form the lyric provided. UK artists or hits in the UK. One is a "monologue..." The first is from the 1930's... (Three of the artists are American)

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Song Lyric/Year	Song Title
"For a nosey parker it's an interestin' job..." (1936)	When I'm Cleaning Windows (George Formby)
"Mother's just planted petunias..." (1961)	Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad (Tommy Cooper)
"In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago..." (1961)	My Boomerang Won't Come Back (Charlie Drake)
"Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole?..." (1962)	My Brother (Terry Scott)
"So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea, and then we went home..." (1962)	Right Said Fred (Bernard Cribbins)
"Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!..." (1964)	The Gas-Man Cometh (Flanders and Swan)
"And now he's emperor of Rome..." (1968)	Lily The Pink (The Scaffold)
"'Cross the mountains of your chest I will sticker Union Jacks..." (1968)	Canyons Of Your Mind (Bonzo Dog Doodah Band)
"I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra... (1971)	Lumberjack Song (Monty Python)
"An evil looking man called Two Ton Ted from Teddington..." (1971)	Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) (Benny Hill)
"When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.." (1972)	My Ding-A-Ling (Chuck Berry)
"He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did..." (1972)	Bantam Cock (Jake Thackray)
"Nekked as a jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel..." (1974)	The Streak (Ray Stevens)
"He's a most immoral Santa, as she stood beneath the mistletoe..." (1974)	Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (The Goodies)
"To my knowledge half of toytown knows of her horizontal pleasures..." (1975)	Magic Roundabout (Jasper Carrott)
"people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog..." (1975)	Rochdale Cowboy (Mike Harding)
"But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid..." (1975)	D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (Billy Connolly)
"I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter..." (1978)	The Winker's Song (Misprint) (Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars)
"Like the disco king meets Yogi bear..." (1980)	Oldest Swinger In Town (Fred Wedlock)
"I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day..." (1980)	It's Hard To Be Humble (Mac Davis)

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